Kitties!
Salem here.
I'm in my lair behind the curtain in the bedroom--and as you can see from all the fur I like to hang out here a lot, and often. Actually Mommy laundered these curtains three weeks ago! I am shedding like mad, so Mommy told Daddy I needed a grooming. (I prefer him to her, much to her dismay. heh.)
So, Daddy went to town and furminated me until I was practically nekkid!
OK, not really, but judging from the fur pile in yesterday's post he removed at least another cat's worth of fur.
And, we staged a little reenactment video for you!
You'll hear me complaining talking the entire time--don't worry, Daddy's not hurting me or anything--that's just how I talk: "Ma-wah-WAH-WAH-wee-wa-wah".* Gotta keep him in line, you understand!
or watch HERE
Did you see me head for my Curtain Cave at the end of the video?
Now, you might be wondering where was I in the post yesterday--Mommy typed that the Clue was in the post somewhere and it was--my name was in the labels, but *I* wasn't in any of the photos...just my furs. There's even a little white patch in the middle of the pile, just like my vest.
Pretty tricky, huh?
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Happy Tuesday!
XX Salem XX
*"Oh Daddy this feels so good but I have to fight fight fight it!"
Marvellous! Thank you for the re-enactment. We love the girlcat whinging that is actually delight - although by the end of it the Meaty Salem did skidaddle away quite fast. Aila is a bit like that too. Hehehehe.
ReplyDeletePS We just read the comment over at Spitty's - so it's hard to squee over something with no furs ?! Seppo is weeping in the corner feeling rejected now. He thinks he's not going to get much lubbin' when Mom Trish visits.
Phew - re. your comment on our blog re. your comment on Spitty's blog! Seppo is now a happy boy having his tummy tickled purring. He awaits the visit eagerly. But no furminating, please, for him!
ReplyDeleteVery tricky indeed
ReplyDeleteMOL, dat are a tun of fur!
ReplyDeleteYou sure fooled us, Salem!
ReplyDeleteYour curtains are wonderfully furred, but do you get to CLIMB them?!?!
ReplyDeleteAt least you allow to be brushed ! With Kim it's impossible, when she sees a brush she runs away, I have to go to the groomer with her, and there she purrs ! Try to understand a cat !
ReplyDeleteOur Georgia loves to be brushes and she talks too ;)
ReplyDeleteNow, your Daddy needs to furminate the curtains!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
MOL....You are so cute, Miss Sweet Salem
ReplyDeleteI guess that's the way girl does...tee..heh...heh
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Puddy Boy
That was very clever. You did shed a lot of hair!
ReplyDeleteThat certainly was a successful defurmination. Newton needs a furmination but he won't allow it. He thinks brush is a four-letter word!
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, even the re-enactment took out a lot of fur! I see you nearly put the bitty on Dad, Salem. Good for you. Keep those humans in line.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Hannah can teleport over so your Daddy can give her a good furmination too.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Maybe Hannah can teleport over so your Daddy can give her a good furmination too.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
You had us fooled, Salem! That must feel so good to get rid of those deaded furs.
ReplyDeleteShe acts like Daddy is killing her, but she love Love LOVES it!!! My eight love to be brushed but and when the tools appear they are all over them. THEN when you start, it's like "OK, that's enuf!" and they scoot away. Silly Kitties!
ReplyDeleteI always have to wait until Banjo goes to the vet (and gets sedated) to do a good furminator on him. Otherwise, I get two maybe three strokes before he starts biting. Such a naughty kitty. ;)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
MOL MOL SALEM THERE IS ENOUGH FURS BACK THERE FOR YOU TO HAVE 13 MORE SIBLINGS. GREAT JOB DAD ON DE FURRING
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Gosh, Salem, you sound like Caroline when she gets brushed! Only she tries to bite!
ReplyDeleteGood job! I have to chase Charlie to furminate him!
ReplyDeleteFur today, gone tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteNope, I never would have guessed all that furrs came from Salem!
ReplyDeleteThat is the most vigorous Furminating we have ever seen. You would need an army to hold any of us down if our daddy worked that hard on us. You definitely have been shedding lots of furs! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteSalem that is some pile of fur your Daddy got off of you. I thought you were saying give me my fur back!
ReplyDeleteOh my! I had no idea it was your fur! Didn't notice your name on the label. Your mom totally tricked me :-) Glad you got a nice grooming, Salem!
ReplyDeletesalem....we wood be wantin R furs bak two ...like ewe at de 16/17 mark ....tryin ta grab em bak....
ReplyDeletesew...did yur dad let cha keep em ? ♥♥
You have got those curtains nicely furred Salem. It's a wonder you had any left after your daddy furminated you.
ReplyDeletegotta keep those daddy's in line when they help with the grooming
ReplyDeleteVery tricky indeed, you got us, Salem ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteWE cannot see the video right now but we'll watch it later at home.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Purretty twicky alwight. But da furs looked blue/gway and so dat's what wuled ow choice. We furgot to look at da posty fur da clue. MOL Yous wuz a fussin' fur sure. Sis Lexi chortles a lot of da time. Me just purrs and twies to get away. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Well I was nearly right! I said it was The Baby! MOL
ReplyDeleteHa, but Salem had the last word/meow. I find the smaller Furminator works better when going over boney parts.
ReplyDeleteSalem you could build a furcat with all that extra fur! :) We are shedding a lot too. Tis the season!! Ack! :p
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
oh, you are sneaky, Salem! you could knit a sweater with your furs :)
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
MOL! That was pretty sneaky of your mom. And we bet you weigh about 10 lbs less after losing all that furs. :)
ReplyDeleteVery tricky! You look fantastic though.
ReplyDeleteSalem, we can't believe you sat there through that furminating! We hate the furminator and won't allow it for more than .598 seconds!
ReplyDeleteYour daddy is furry fast with that furminator Salem! We guess he needs to 'cuz when you've had enuf you've had enuf!
ReplyDeleteGreat job on the furring of the draperies, MOL
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Wowza, that was one vigorous furminating session! No wonder you ran away at the end!
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