I've been pondering the latest news of my pal Spitty, who, after
a period of mourning the removal of his Royal Jewels, has given up his feral ways and become...*gasp*...a...a...oh it pains me to say this...
a Lap Cat.
Let me reassure all of you, even though MY jewels have long since disappeared, that I am, and will always remain,
No matter how soft or how handsome or how winsome I may look.
*I* have standards!
XX Solo Scouty XX
pee ess: any Touching the peeps may achieve by sneaking up on me DOES NOT COUNT.