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Monday, June 8, 2015

Un-Touchable




Kitties!

Scouty here.
I've been pondering the latest news of my pal Spitty, who, after a period of mourning the removal of his Royal Jewels, has given up his feral ways and become...*gasp*...a...a...oh it pains me to say this...

a Lap Cat.


Horrors.

Let me reassure all of you, even though MY jewels have long since disappeared, that I am, and will always remain,

Un-Touchable.

No matter how soft or how handsome or how winsome I may look.
*I* have standards!


Happy Monday!

XX  Solo  Scouty  XX


pee ess:  any Touching the peeps may achieve by sneaking up on me DOES NOT COUNT.
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30 comments:

  1. GigiJune 7, 2015 at 8:53 PM

    Well, now, you juss hold yer horses thar, pahd'ner. LAP CAT? I don't *think* so! I mean, just cause once in a while I allow myself to be cajoled into laying full-length on the Human and getting all warm and comfertabuls and purry and . . . oh wait! Stop! I can't ... no! I don't want to talk about ANY of this. I *AM* a feral boy. I *am*!

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  2. Summer at sparklecat.comJune 7, 2015 at 8:59 PM

    Scouty, kitties like you puzzle me - I really enjoy being fawned over!

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  3. brokenteepeeJune 7, 2015 at 9:05 PM

    You look so much like Sherpa Scouty - you MUST be related

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  4. Angel Prancer PieJune 7, 2015 at 9:36 PM

    Stay strong, Scouty. The humans have their wiley ways, dood.

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  5. Photo CacheJune 7, 2015 at 9:41 PM

    Scouty, it's not too bad to be lap cats, especially when the night becomes cold and humans lap is so warm.

    Emma and Buster

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  6. The Cat GuyJune 7, 2015 at 9:55 PM

    So much beauty and so out of reach. You don't know what you're missin!

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  7. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesJune 7, 2015 at 10:13 PM

    Oh Scouty... you are too beautiful, er, handsome to be so standoffish! Don't you want to know the joys of scritches? Stealing the heat from a human lap? Don't give up on 'someday' please!

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  8. Lone Star CatsJune 7, 2015 at 10:41 PM

    But laps can be nice. Sometimes anyways.

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  9. The WhiskerattiJune 8, 2015 at 12:22 AM

    You really are very handsome. And you do realize that it's impossible for hoomins to resist all that soft, warm orange floof, right ?

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  10. Mickey's MusingsJune 8, 2015 at 1:24 AM

    Scouty, that sounds like a challenge for your folks ;)
    We know it would be for our Mom .
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  11. Crafting QueenJune 8, 2015 at 1:58 AM

    Oh Scouty, how could you people resist when you look so adorable. :)

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  12. Memories of Eric and FlynnJune 8, 2015 at 2:30 AM

    I am glad somebody can keep up their high standards Scouty.

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  13. Cats Herd YouJune 8, 2015 at 3:12 AM

    Scouty, we are glad to hear that someone hasn't compromised their standards around there. (But the head peep does think you look quite soft and touchable!)

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  14. Hannah and LucyJune 8, 2015 at 5:02 AM

    Scouty we were relieved to hear that apart from one or two early lapses you are still "Un" touchable!!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  15. Angel SimbaJune 8, 2015 at 5:41 AM

    Scouty, I have recently become much more mellow and absolutely LOVE head pets and strokes and scratches. However, no laps, and no petting my sides or belly EVER..

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  16. Brian's Home BlogJune 8, 2015 at 6:42 AM

    Dang, I'd never get away with that here!

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  17. UnknownJune 8, 2015 at 9:09 AM

    Hmmm....does that include humans bearing bacon?
    Waving of bacon works for mes everytime!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  18. ANGEL ABBYGRACEJune 8, 2015 at 9:52 AM

    Scouty you are so so so handsome!

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  19. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensJune 8, 2015 at 11:10 AM

    and I'm sure your humans lament it daily

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  20. Shaggy and ScoutJune 8, 2015 at 11:13 AM

    You'll never end up in the stew, Scouts!

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  21. BulldoggrrlJune 8, 2015 at 12:22 PM

    SWEET!!!! Even *I* want to touch him!!!

    Glenda from KS and the 8 desperadoes who live with a ghost ;)

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  22. da tabbies o trout towneJune 8, 2015 at 1:42 PM

    dood...want we shuld send ewe a minee a chure force feeldz ? ewe can wear it like 25/8/367 N still due all yur regular stuff but noe one...NOE ONE... can touch ewe.....ever....♥♥♥

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  23. CATachresisJune 8, 2015 at 2:24 PM

    Scouty you are missing out on all sorts of things by not touching the humans. I mean you can annoy them so much more if you get up close and personal especially when they are asleep!!! Hehe

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  24. GLOGIRLYJune 8, 2015 at 4:02 PM

    Scouty, Glogirly says you ought to rethink your strategy. Look out...that usually means she's going in for the cuddle.
    ; )

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  25. The Island CatsJune 8, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    Scouty, we've learned that cuddles can be pretty good. Maybe you should rethink it and give them a try.

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  26. Ivan from WMDJune 8, 2015 at 6:26 PM

    Being a lap cat isn't so bad.

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  27. Just DuckyJune 8, 2015 at 6:32 PM

    Try it, you might like it.

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  28. pilch92June 8, 2015 at 7:06 PM

    You are very handsome. I would sneak up on you to pet you :)

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  29. A TonlJune 10, 2015 at 4:16 PM

    Way ta STAND FIRM dood! We bow to your Standards. 'Scuse us, Mommy just sat down on the sofa - gotta go....

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  30. SakuJune 10, 2015 at 6:48 PM

    We is in awe of your will to keep the beans away from you. But Scouty, getting petted feels really, really really good. Especially when the bean finds the sweet spot.

    Mom bean says she can totally understand your beans sneaking up to touch you. You look so soft!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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