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Monday, June 8, 2015

Un-Touchable




Kitties!

Scouty here.
I've been pondering the latest news of my pal Spitty, who, after a period of mourning the removal of his Royal Jewels, has given up his feral ways and become...*gasp*...a...a...oh it pains me to say this...

a Lap Cat.


Horrors.

Let me reassure all of you, even though MY jewels have long since disappeared, that I am, and will always remain,

Un-Touchable.

No matter how soft or how handsome or how winsome I may look.
*I* have standards!


Happy Monday!

XX  Solo  Scouty  XX


pee ess:  any Touching the peeps may achieve by sneaking up on me DOES NOT COUNT.

30 comments:

  1. Well, now, you juss hold yer horses thar, pahd'ner. LAP CAT? I don't *think* so! I mean, just cause once in a while I allow myself to be cajoled into laying full-length on the Human and getting all warm and comfertabuls and purry and . . . oh wait! Stop! I can't ... no! I don't want to talk about ANY of this. I *AM* a feral boy. I *am*!

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  2. Scouty, kitties like you puzzle me - I really enjoy being fawned over!

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  3. You look so much like Sherpa Scouty - you MUST be related

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  4. Stay strong, Scouty. The humans have their wiley ways, dood.

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  5. Scouty, it's not too bad to be lap cats, especially when the night becomes cold and humans lap is so warm.

    Emma and Buster

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  6. So much beauty and so out of reach. You don't know what you're missin!

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  7. Oh Scouty... you are too beautiful, er, handsome to be so standoffish! Don't you want to know the joys of scritches? Stealing the heat from a human lap? Don't give up on 'someday' please!

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  8. But laps can be nice. Sometimes anyways.

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  9. You really are very handsome. And you do realize that it's impossible for hoomins to resist all that soft, warm orange floof, right ?

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  10. Scouty, that sounds like a challenge for your folks ;)
    We know it would be for our Mom .
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  11. Oh Scouty, how could you people resist when you look so adorable. :)

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  12. I am glad somebody can keep up their high standards Scouty.

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  13. Scouty, we are glad to hear that someone hasn't compromised their standards around there. (But the head peep does think you look quite soft and touchable!)

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  14. Scouty we were relieved to hear that apart from one or two early lapses you are still "Un" touchable!!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  15. Scouty, I have recently become much more mellow and absolutely LOVE head pets and strokes and scratches. However, no laps, and no petting my sides or belly EVER..

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  16. Dang, I'd never get away with that here!

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  17. Hmmm....does that include humans bearing bacon?
    Waving of bacon works for mes everytime!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  18. Scouty you are so so so handsome!

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  19. You'll never end up in the stew, Scouts!

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  20. SWEET!!!! Even *I* want to touch him!!!

    Glenda from KS and the 8 desperadoes who live with a ghost ;)

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  21. dood...want we shuld send ewe a minee a chure force feeldz ? ewe can wear it like 25/8/367 N still due all yur regular stuff but noe one...NOE ONE... can touch ewe.....ever....♥♥♥

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  22. Scouty you are missing out on all sorts of things by not touching the humans. I mean you can annoy them so much more if you get up close and personal especially when they are asleep!!! Hehe

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  23. Scouty, Glogirly says you ought to rethink your strategy. Look out...that usually means she's going in for the cuddle.
    ; )

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  24. Scouty, we've learned that cuddles can be pretty good. Maybe you should rethink it and give them a try.

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  25. Being a lap cat isn't so bad.

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  26. You are very handsome. I would sneak up on you to pet you :)

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  27. Way ta STAND FIRM dood! We bow to your Standards. 'Scuse us, Mommy just sat down on the sofa - gotta go....

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  28. We is in awe of your will to keep the beans away from you. But Scouty, getting petted feels really, really really good. Especially when the bean finds the sweet spot.

    Mom bean says she can totally understand your beans sneaking up to touch you. You look so soft!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!