Kitties!
Rupert here.
Guess what?
Tuesday night I leaped off of Mommy like a great big oaf and left a HUGE *ahem* "mark" on her right chesticle, dead center. Right through her shirt. With bluds!
She had to put a band-aid (British = plaster) on it--SCORE.
I bet I'm gonna get my talons whacked, but kitties, it was so totally worth it after her callous abandonment of me us last week.
Happy Caturday!
XX Rupert XX
Never apologize, never explain.
ReplyDeleteAlso, 5 cents? Phfft. Yer livin' in 1952, Ma'am.
We trust she is up to date with her titanus booster.
ReplyDeleteWell done Rupert ! Result.
Bwahahaha!
DeleteTITANUS?!? *faint*
DeleteMy human keeps my claws trimmed so short that I never get a chance to do that.
ReplyDeletehehehe sometimes you have to show who's boss,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteOf course! These things must be paid for.
ReplyDeleteIt's always good to let your Mommy know YOU are in control!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Was there any screaming, yelping or bad words uttered?
ReplyDeleteIt was a Love Jump! Sheesh. Some people just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteGood work Rupert! Efurrybody will know she belongs to you now.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Well done Rupert! I have done that to my mum a few times too. Several years ago I got a really good one in. She was carrying me to my purrison so she could go gallivanting and I struggled. Her top was soaked in blood, well maybe more stained than soaked, and she had to change. She still has the scar on her right chesticle. to this day.
ReplyDeleteOur Mom says *ouch*
ReplyDeleteHow soon did your Mom get those clippers out Rupert? :)
OMGosh what a perfect cat lounge.
ReplyDeleteOuch on the launch!
Got her good, Rupert!
ReplyDeleteI can see by your face that you're not remorseful, shame on you...
ReplyDeletecalico 5
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MOL! I did something like that to the mom about a week ago. Right on her tummy. It was a masterpiece. ~Ernie
ReplyDeleteYour poor Mom, maybe next time to punish her you could just vomit in her shoe.
ReplyDeleteMom tries to keep all our claws trimmed pretty short just to avoid this sort of thing, but once in a while...
ReplyDeleteWow, bluds?
ReplyDeletedon't look back Rupert, ever, never...just keep moving. Human are resilient and heal quickly
ReplyDeleteScore all right!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEmma and Bustr
Nice work. Now try for two...
ReplyDeleteCats... they SO don't give a sh*t!
ReplyDeleteFaraday: Rupert, SERIOUSLIES. I feel your pain. Ours abandoned us all last week too, but she was cagey and trimmed my vishus claws before I could do the same. Signed, Cheated in Kansas
ReplyDeletea cat has to do what a cat has to do.
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