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Saturday, June 4, 2016

Stewpot Boy



Kitties!

Scouty here.
This is hard to admit, but I'm mellowing as I get older; I let Mommy get Dangerously Close* to me these days, especially if I know she's got something yummy in hand--lately it's been canned mackerel--and she approaches me slowly with the bowl held out where I can see it.

Still, there is NO Touching allowed.
Not now, and not ever!
The possibility of becoming the main ingredient in Scouty Stew is just too great...I just know the treats are to fatten me up and make me all tasty and stuff.

So I keep my lasers ready, just in case.


Happy Caturday!

XX  Scouty  XX


*under a meter!

18 comments:

  1. You brave, brave boy! Ruska and Lewis are also mellowing a little. Just a little. But they are not as mightily feral as you.

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  2. Scouty, we've been waiting for the day you discover her scritches and it's getting closer and closer!

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  3. Scouty, we've been waiting for the day you discover her scritches and it's getting closer and closer!

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  4. Scouty, it sounds like you have the best of both worlds (for you, at least) - treats and NO touching!

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  5. You know I have totally gone over to the other team, don't you Scouty? You would be SO ashamed of me now. Like today, I lay on the desk between the Human and the keyboard and she petted and brushed me into a trance and I went to sleep while she watched her Netflix and then I woke up and asked for more pets and I got them and enjoyed every one of them. To tell you the truth, I am kind of ashamed of *myself.*

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  6. No touching? But how does ya get your belleh rubbed?

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  7. You are very brave, Scouty! You are probably safe in the summer though when it is too hot for stews.

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  8. Yep, mackerel is a pretty fatty fish so it should do the trick... Tee Hee!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  9. You are very wise. However - it should be noted that none of the other felines have met that fate there. Something to ponder.

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  10. Oh Scouty! Your mommy isn't going to put in you a stewpot. She just wants to give you loves and pet you. You are missing out on some great pets. My Timid Timmy was just like you. He mellowed out once he hit is old age years. He finally would let met pet him if I didn't look at him when I did it. He would turn on his purr machine full blast each time. I think he purred so loud because he never used it much.

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  11. The day your mom will succeed in petting you, you'll realize that it's bearable, and even enjoyable, Scouty. Purrs

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  12. You do avoid a lot of germs with your rules.

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  13. She's a sneaky one Scouty. But still...

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  14. She's a sneaky one Scouty. But still...

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  15. Nah, we orinch kitties are too spicy for stew, you are safe.

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  16. Scout, she'll never get you in a pot. Just sayin'....

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  17. Scouts, we thInk your fears are unfounded, but it sounds as if you play hard to get, you will continue to get canned mackerel. Score! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!