May Ling here.
Say...what's this nice cushy pillow doing on the end table? Maybe it escaped from the sofa!
I'd better pummel it into submission.
**knead knead knead poke claw pummel knead claw**
YIKES--it's fighting back--time to head for the hills!
Or at least the sofa.
And all of you; stop giggling!
Cat-eating pillows are real.
XX May Ling XX