Sweet Pea here.
Yes, 'twas I who chewed one or two
thousand holes in the plastic bag containing the delicious chikkun jerky that was on top of the refrigerator!
Oh, and freely consumed the contents, too.
It was so much work, though...
...room service is much more convenient!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get crunching.
XX Unrepentant Pea XX