Kitties!
You may have heard that I'm a Curmudgeonly, Cantankerous Crankypants.
It's not true!
Actually, I'm quite a Good Sport. See?
Daddy made up another batch of mailers for his business, and I was on the job toot sweet.
This is highly technical work requiring top notch Cat supervision.
Because Daddy cannot be trusted to do something so complicated alone.
So there I was, supervising my fur pants off, and look what happened!
Daddy made me a wax paper scarf.
I didn't mind, I'm a Good Sport about wearing stuff, even weird wax ascots.
But then the dangling started.
I tried to ignore it.
But I couldn't resist!
Mister Good Sport left the building...
...and was replaced by Mister Slavering Wax-Slaying Beast!
KILL, KILL, KILL!!!!
*gnaw, crunch, chompchompchomp*
Kitties, I couldn't help myself...
Happy Friday!
XX Felix XX
Just look at those claws and teeth!
ReplyDeleteMom Paula
You are a good sport indeed! Those action shots were GREAT! I love the extended claws and giant pointy teeth of doom. Very ferocious.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness the home is safe again from terrible wax paper introoders! That wax paper had it comin! xoxo
ReplyDeleteWe all have a bit of that in us. Those are some nasty claws. You must be proud. Hugs, Deb=^..^=x4
ReplyDeleteAwesome action shots! I would be skeered to tangle with you. Hey, I sent your Mom email today, did she get it?
ReplyDeleteI am glad you are far away
ReplyDeleteLook at you go! Kill it, Felix, KILL it!
ReplyDeleteThat wax paper never had a chance! Kill it!!!
ReplyDeleteWhoa, look at those claws! When our claws look like that, Felix, my human pulls out the clippers! And you know what? We let her use them! Well, except for Binga, who gets hers clipped when she is napping.
ReplyDeleteGood thing you were there to protect your daddy from that wax paper snake, Felix. Who knows what would have happened?
ReplyDeleteLounger, of all your masterpiece posts, this has got to be the best yet. How can you go on, after this?
ReplyDeleteI know you were trying to be fierce...but for some reason my mom is rolling on the floor laughing.
ReplyDeleteI of course am shaking in my paws in fear of the wax paper slayer....::snicker::
xoxo Cory
I think you may have killed that paper good!
ReplyDeleteBuddy Bear says: I tinks you do da waxy papyer a number big guy. Sometimez us laid back kitties jus gots to show our true colors or somebodies or sometings will take advantatage of us, yaknowhutImeanz? Looki good wif da claws and jaws showin.
ReplyDeleteMOL, not to say that we don't love this (and purrfeckt pics too!) but how exactly are you helping daddy to do his work???
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...yoor da Wax Paper Killer and we bet yoor daddy really appreciates all yoor help. Shoot, our mom is thinking about clipping our claws again...must be dat piksher of yoor claws of doom.
ReplyDeleteClaws and teeths -we loves it. We hope the wax paper retreated and had very many injuries.
ReplyDeleteFelix, you must care a lot about your daddy people to take on the wax paper for him. Forget good sport leaving the building. I'd say you were an even better sport for protecting him like that!
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har har har *evil laughs*
What a great sport! Love the photos and hope you have a lovely day. :)
ReplyDeleteMr Felix!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a supreme wax slayer and very chic too with your scarf!!! Yay!! Me and Charlie hope you get a big fat bonus for being so so so good!! Take care
ReplyDeletex
There should definitely be an Employee of the Month prize for you!
ReplyDeleteYou are one fearsome feline to be reckoned with!! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend Katnip friends!
xo Catherine
Felix the Furious gets his wax fix! What feline fun!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant photo series, Felix. We're very impressed with your fierce wax paper-killing!
ReplyDeleteWell Felix - aren't you having fun.
ReplyDeleteWow, Felix -- your inner tiger really came out there! Those claws and fangs look quite lethal indeed.
ReplyDeleteI hope it tasted as good as it looked!
Wow Felix!!! You look practically VICIOUS!!! We love ginger kitties and you are such a vicious paper slaying kitty!
ReplyDeleteWhoa ! Those are some serious fangs and claws, dude! We are very impressed.
ReplyDeleteWhat an excellent wax paper slayer you are Felix - we hope you get extra treats for your braveness.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Those are very impressive chompers ya got there!
ReplyDeleteFelix what awesome choppers you have!
ReplyDeleteYou showed that wax strip who the boss of the house is!
I'm sayin' you're a stand up kinda guy, Felix. Those clawrs look pretty skeery! And, fangs! Whoa, those fangs!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty impressed you've got your dad so well trained, bud.
Go for it Felix. You are going to rip it apart at any moment. You sure look fierce. Hope all have a great weekend. Take care.
ReplyDeleteSomeHuman could have a lucrative career as a photographer. And Felix, you're quite the model. Those mightly CLAWS, the wickedly pointy TEEF! This Mancat is impressed, verrrrreh impressed.
ReplyDeleteFelix upon first glance I was going to say 'don't let your work tie you down'....but then I saw your impressive set of tiny swords and toofies and realized you could handle it.
ReplyDeleteMOL
Madi
Oh! The Teeth! The Claws!
ReplyDeleteWow!!! We are impressed!
Happy Friday,
~ The Bunch
Those are some awesome pictures of you, Felix. As you know, we like orinj kitties around here.
ReplyDeleteWe don't blame you Felix, a mancat can only be pushed so far!
ReplyDeleteFelix, with them there fangs, that stuff could double as dental floss. You could KILL and practice good oral hygiene. It's a win win situation!! Heeheeheehee. Weez so funny.
ReplyDeletethe critters in The Cottage
It didn't take long for you to go from mild to a crazy paper killing machine Felix! Your claws are very impressive!
ReplyDeleteno one should dangle anything in front of mancat without consequence you know. mama thinks youre so hunky.
ReplyDeleteemma and buster
Oh, Mr. Felix, those are some sharp toofies and claws to shred that waxy paper!
ReplyDeletelove love love these photos!!
ReplyDeleteYou are one fierce dude!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
You are a very good sport,but of course dangly paper needs to be killed.
ReplyDeleteWowee...those are some MIGHTY claws! Glogirly keeps giving me manicures so I can never seem to grown mine out. : (
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Katie
My what big teeth you have! And clean. You could be an advert for a dentist. After you kill the wax paper.
ReplyDeleteLizzie & 3 kitties
P.S. Sneaky Mom...new colors... That's Huffle Purple, right?
Felix
ReplyDeleteWe applaud the nail whapping toothy monster that came out to kill kill kill that waxy paper!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥
I am impressed at your wax-paper-slaying abilities! You da man!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure your daddy really appreciated all you help!
After seeing Mewrantisaurus Rex, I have decided to steer clear of the Lounge!
ReplyDeleteJeez, Louise, you scairt the livin' bejeesus out of me!
Tom
xoxo
Just wanted to come back to thank you for your sweet welcome-back message.
ReplyDeletep.s. Simba's claw covers were bright red. :)
Felix, it looks like your daddy was having a lot of fun with you!!
ReplyDeleteKILL IT!
ReplyDeleteWay to go, Felix!!
ReplyDeleteFelix, can we come work in your office for a day?????
ReplyDeletePurrs Tillie & Georgia
I don't think I've ever seen a cat go so quickly from Dr Jekyll to Mr Hyde! Note to self...must lock away all wax paper.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Those clawrs are mighty impressive, Felix!
ReplyDeleteFelix! U make us laugh with your paper chain costume!
ReplyDeleteI think this may have to be a catalympic sport too...
ReplyDeleteToo hilarious, but you need to have a chat with your Dad about cat fashion sense. ;)
ReplyDeletePS: Nice fangs!!!
Those are some serious claws and fangs!!!!!
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