Kitties!
Salem here, with a sad tale of woe.
Mommy went to Sam's Club (where she got us a great box) and bought Daddy twenty new pairs of socks. Daddy goes through a lot of socks; he wears 'em in the garage, down the driveway, and sometimes he even gardens in his socks! Mommy uses a lot of bleach to get 'em clean, which speeds up the aging process...
But I digress.
The sock-packs came with a sticky band around them.
And so my woe began.
Daddy (sing-song voice): Salem! How would you like to wear a little saddle?
Salem: I think I would hate it.
What do you think of that saddle?
Aaaaaauuuuuggghhhh! This THING has stolen my bones!!!
Where are you going with that saddle on?
I'm getting away from YOU, you maniac.
You belong in a padded room.
In restraints.
Daddy & Mommy: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
oh cod oh cod oh cod...it's STICKING to my fur! Must escape!
Whereupon I leap'd through the flap and ripped the sticker off.
Later, when Mommy came out to throw it away she discovered that somecat had peed on it. A fitting revenge on the sticker...
Daddy had better sleep with one eye open tonight.
Happy Friday!
XX Salem XX
But, but, but - COMFORT POWER!!
ReplyDeleteIf I were you, I think I might possibly, perhaps, just MAYBE be tempted to piddle on a foot encased in one of those COMFORT POWER socks.
ReplyDeleteHehehe - the pee stain of sheer disdain. We would have done just the same!
ReplyDeleteOh now that is just rude. I cannot let the male see this post...
ReplyDeleteHar har har! Pee on Daddy...ooops....better not let my Dad reads this. purrr...meow!
ReplyDeleteHahameow! How purrfect! Mommy is laffin her asterik off too!
ReplyDeleteSalem, that is just cruel and unusual punishment! That saddle deserved to be peed on and should have been buried in your swimming pool! We do have to apologize for our mommy because for some dumb reason she finds this totally amusing especially that last photo. We don't find it the least bit funny though.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Angel & Isabella
I never did understand how cat bones could be so easily removed by something on them.. but it is quite an amazing phenomenon.
ReplyDeleteAnd I totally get the pee.. just too funny..
Peeing on it was good revenge. Think I would have pooped on it too just for good measure.
ReplyDeleteOh, Salem! Your humans really made a fool of you. If I were your daddy I would be scared to sleep in anticipation of your revenge!
ReplyDeleteHmf, mommy was giggling...dat is just cruel, yoor pawrents is mean buggers and our mommy had better sleep wif one eye open too. Dis was just not funny, stop laffing mommy!
ReplyDeleteOh, poor Salem. I have to admit that your trials and tribulations had me laughing out loud. Your humans have an excellent sense of humor :)
ReplyDeleteHoly Carp! That's worse than when you get tape on her paw! Oh I hope to read soon of the exacting revenge you have done upon him!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
MOL!!! Someone pee'd on it - I laughed so much.....
ReplyDeleteNow, why do the hoomans think its funny to do things like that huh? I know the feeling of stickies making your bones go all soft. We look forward to hearing about your revenge. Watch out sock daddy hee he :)xx
ReplyDeleteYou need Captain Cat-tastic to rid you of this vermin.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good example of where cats and humans do NOT find the same things funny.
ReplyDeleteI am SO sorry your humans tortured you like this, Salem! I get the feeling that peeing on the sticker is only the beginning...
ReplyDeleteAwwww beautiful Salem!!! Revenge is indeed a dish best served wet and warm! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteTake care
x
Salem, put a sock in it old chap! But peeing on the evidence is supercool :)
ReplyDeleteOh such a tale of horror! It sent shivers down (or is it up?) our spine!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Good job getting out of that saddle.... Ah humans... gotta love 'em. Their humor is a little off... hee hee.
ReplyDeletepawhugs, Max
Hahaha ~ oh my goodness ~ don't us humans get a little too much fun by putting sticky stickers on kitty fur. I'm sorry... it makes us laugh...
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend!
xo Catherine
Salem, that is unacceptable behaviour. I hope you are plotting some appropriate revenge.
ReplyDeleteHow could they. You need to get your own back with extra's I think. Now what can you do.. Mm will think on that one.. HUgs GJ xx
ReplyDeletehe who laughs last probably has just peed.
ReplyDeleteOh noes, my comment has disappearded?!! I believe I suggested you piddle on the toes inside those COMFORT POWERs!!
ReplyDeleteI didn't get....get...censored, did I? Oh noes again!!!
Sable here....mom tried to put clothing on me when I was a kitten. She only tried the one time. *evil meow*
ReplyDeleteSalem we think you should wait until your daddy is asleep and then sit on his face and fart - if it's a good one purrhaps you could do an encore!!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Your impression of that saddle was sure to be a lasting one!!!
ReplyDeleteSalem - we are SURE you can get them back for this..... :)
ReplyDeleteAnother great laugh to start the day!!!!
ReplyDeleteGotta love the pee revenge!!!!
Someone peed on it! LOL, way to get revenge!!
ReplyDeleteSOMEcat peed on it. Hm..... the plot thickens! WHO was it? Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteThe pee is very fitting...if I were your dad, I would check the socks before putting them on.
ReplyDeleteOh noes! Did you lose a lot of furs?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, Salem. Mama is laughing up a storm here. She's as evil as your mom and dad. I'm empathizing with you and horrified at what gives moms & dads pleasure nowadays.
ReplyDeleteUnderstanding purrs,
Lucy
Hahahaha!! I love your tale of woe. It's amazing the things kitteh parents come up with to torture their children just for fun (and a good camera op).
ReplyDeleteOMC Salem..the things you endure.
ReplyDeleteMom said your dad must be kin to my dad. Dad put a sticker off a pumpkin on mom's tush. Mom thought he was brushing something off. The sticker had $4.99 on it. MOL
Hugs Madi
Oh Salem you looked cute in it :)
ReplyDeleteJust kidding.
emma and buster
Wow, that looks worse than paper tape on the pawpads!
ReplyDeleteBTW, we think Daddy should get soft leather moccosins ta help save the socks (fewer sock stickers that way)
Salem
ReplyDeleteGood quick thinking to get that 'thing' off of you and whoever peed on it -- excellent!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
I think a good toss up of the fuds in Daddy's lap. Pay back is the best. Hope all of you have a great week end.
ReplyDeleteWe are with you on the pee on the invader thing!! A necessary thing to do!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday,
~ The Bunch
I think you wore the Dis-comfort Power by mistake!
ReplyDeleteps: I have a little saddle I am going to model sometime soon, too. But it is a real saddle. Well, almost real...
hey guys just curious did you ever get our email back? Mom wrote you about your question with the halloween blog- just making sure you got it because we didn't hear back!!!
ReplyDeleteYou look a little bit like a superhero, but we're not sure if "comfort power" is really a super power. Oh well, we know you have lots of other super powers, and we hope you use at least one of them to get revenge on your crazy pawrents.
ReplyDeleteOh man, Salem, your humans have got to get another hobby.
ReplyDeletewell, Salem, you have to take the bad things along with the good :-D Nice revenge tactics!
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, HOllie
How about sending dad a peemail? You're invited to Merlin's 17th birthday party on Saturday.
ReplyDeleteAs you know, I myself would have put the bitey on it, but it's a free country. Pee is good too.
ReplyDeletePoor Salem, how humiliating. We think Spitty's idea is very good.
ReplyDeletefunny...well not funny for you...We have a "somecat" too
ReplyDeleteDaddy better watch it. Some cat might pee on him! HAHAHAHAHAH!
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