Kitties!
Our Daddy is a nut.
Really!
He brought home a mannequin arm the other day. How many people do you know see an arm and think "I could have some fun with that"? Would that be NONE?
We thought so, too.
Mommy thought it was creepy.
So Daddy balanced it on the kettle, where it scared the bejeebers outta her in the morning!
But that's not all:
He started doing other...erm, "stuff" with it.
He gave it a name: "The One-Armed Hand".
He took more pictures:
Sneaking up on Puffy Cat!
Aaauuuuugggghhhhhh!
The One-Armed Hand is eating Felix's face!!
Whew. He escaped.
What's all the commotion about this thing?
It smells lip-lickin' good!
Daddy's creativity slipped into weird gear...
Salem: ::sniff sniff::
Sweet Pea: What in the name of Cod is this contraption?
Salem: The One-Armed Hand DOES smell good.
Sweet Pea: I'm OUT of here. That thing is just plain wrong.
The Arm decided to do some work.
Good thing it doesn't have a nose!
Too bad for the Laughing Dude, he does!
Grayce cuddled up to the Arm, but it left her cold.
Sweet Pea wondered if she should bite the hand feeding her.
Since it wouldn't scream, she concentrated on the treats.
And, once again, Felix was unimpressed.
So, is Daddy crazypants or what?
Happy Monday!
XX The Lounge Kats XX
that's pretty weird! Hopefully he doesn't make a lamp out of it, like the leg lamp in the Christmas Story.
ReplyDeletesurest way to get the hand to go bye bye is to pee on it!
OMC! Mom is laughing so much I think she might be a little bit crazy too!
ReplyDeleteSomething about the "thing" scooping the litter pool....
Yes your daddy is crazypants! In a good way.
Purrs,
Cory
I think your Daddy is a little, goofy.
ReplyDeleteMommy is laffin her asterik off! She's gotta warped sense of humor. Happy Monday kittehz. xoxo
ReplyDeleteYeah the Woman is laughing. I do have to say we liked it scooping the litter as well. However, the arm in the boxes, creeped the Woman out a little thinking about what she would think if she came upon it at night... in the dark... not expecting it...
ReplyDeleteYour Daddy is very weird, but packs and posts a good parcel so he's still our hero.
ReplyDeleteNever a dull moment at the Katnip Lounge, is there? tell your Mom not to walk around the house at night without turning a light on!
ReplyDeleteWe think it's especially weird because it's so....muscular and stuff. Also, it has a weird injury on its middle finger. Was that from Grayce?
ReplyDeleteWe think it might be the arm of the man who killed Dr. Richard Kimble's wife.
MOL we love crazypants dads and moms!
ReplyDeleteDaddy has clearly gone bonkers. Kindly anchor him in a chair with a large rum and coke, and keep topping it up until he calms down :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought MY human was strange!
ReplyDeleteLOL! This is hilarious! Although, I'm with Sweet Pea too. It's so wrong.
ReplyDeleteThere's definitely never dull moment at the Lounge! Crazypants are always fun!
Well, if it's giving you treats, it can't be all that freaky. Actually, sometimes all Pisi thinks her human is is a device for transporting arms.
ReplyDeleteAs if there wasn't enough excitement in a house with 13 cats your daddy brings home an arm? He is certainly a crazypants but he is pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteAWESOME! Major jealousy over here at thekittenpile! (from the hoomans... the cats could care less... :)
ReplyDeleteYour daddy has some disturbing resemblance to the Rumblemum... she too would have hours and hours of amusement with a disembodied arm...
ReplyDeleteYour daddy has some disturbing resemblance to the Rumblemum... she too would have hours and hours of amusement with a disembodied arm...
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny! Slightly crazy, but so funny.
ReplyDeleteFunny, crazy and naughty. Cute to see the kitties' reaction.
ReplyDeleteYes. Daddy is crazypants!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness!!
Really!
your dad is a totally fun guy - he'd get along great with my dad.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that's creepy funny! But your Dad sure is a FUN crazypants. :)
ReplyDeleteKatnip Loungers,
ReplyDeleteIs that hand from the Addams' family? purrr....meow!
First , when I saw a mannequin arm, I think it's pretty creepy but the last bit when a mannequin arm turn to be a wicked food bowl.. I think that's pretty cool..MOL
ReplyDeleteMiss Salem, you should kiss me instead * Lift nose waiting for sweet kiss *
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It looks like you're all a little crazypants to us. George and Gracie
ReplyDeletegood scene,.. your are creative using the sculpture and picture....
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OMC! First stew pots, now single arms? Run, friends, run! Don't bite the hand that feeds you... Don't come anywhere near it! If you don't know the story of Hansel and Gretal, perhaps you'd better read it... They're fattening you up! Isn't it too coincidental? First the new kibble to get you eating loads, then the toys to lull you into a false sense of security, now the hand! I'm sorry, friends, but it all adds up to only one thing! I'll hide you here. As long as you wear a bell, my human'll never know there's more of you! There are some advantages to her having broken eyes, after all. Incidentally, she too is laughing her asterisk off and says to tell your crazypants daddy thank you, cuz that's just what she needed today. I say tell him nothing, as you'd have to get close to him to do it, and that's zactly what he wants!
ReplyDeleteInitially I read this with a certain amount of detachment, but then I saw there was no 'arm in it! Geddit?
ReplyDeleteI spluttered all over my weetibangs. Thanks for that :D
Have a great week The House of Crazypants! x
Crazypants ? Absolutely!! But we love crazypants, its fun as long as its 'armless . . . .lol
ReplyDeleteWith all you kitties to take care of Im sure your Daddy thought you needed the extra hand!
Happy Monday everybody,
Dee
xx
Oh, yes, your daddy is crazypants all right...but he's not boring!
ReplyDeleteErm ... YES .... he's crazy pants alright ~ but in a funny way!
ReplyDeleteMOL. That's one crazy, creepy, but oh-so useful arm!
ReplyDelete~Slash & Bronzy
We wuz it! That's the kind of crazypants we think is just great. We liked all those pictures and hope your Daddy makes some more!
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MOL, Mommy kept having flashbacks to a TV show "The Addams Family" something about a character name Thing. Boy are humans weird sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWe think your Daddy is a pretty funny dude!
ReplyDeleteHahahhahaha!! Your dad sounds like one super cool dude.
ReplyDeleteAwwww Daddy hasn't got an arm and a leg to stand on! LOL! Oh but seriously!!! Kitties of katnip lounge!! Your dad is seriously funny!!
ReplyDeleteTake care
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i think your dad may be a one armed bandit.
ReplyDeleteYour Dad is full of fun and keeps you entertained until your mom gets home.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Coffee coming out of nose at the moment.
ReplyDeleteNow he will always be able to give you a hand with chores.
ReplyDeleteIf forewarned is forearmed, just think how much notice five arms give!
Haha ~ this is fun! I like the way your dad thinks! Too funny!
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
Being home all day with you cats isn't driving him crazypants is it?
ReplyDeleteThis is THE BEST post we have seen in a long time, and gave mom a laugh out loud start to the day. Much needed as she has had that dreaded "D" word hanging over her head that your mom knows so much about. Thank you!
SS&S & mom Lynne
Whoa, that's downright puckish...I thought about the leg-lamp thing too! You guys are too much fun!
ReplyDeleteMOL mom needed a big laugh today and your dad made that happen. All of you kitties, esp SweetPeaflower, Salempants and Gracepuff, and Mr. Felix.
ReplyDeletebonkbonks for a sunny day
LOL.. those are great. I actually had to suppress a laugh at the first arm box photo, and my boss thought I sneezed and blessed me... *giggle*
ReplyDeleteMOL your dad is one crazypants for sure but in a very very good way.
ReplyDeleteI bet he keeps your Mom loling all the time...Mom said sometimes she could use an extra 'hand'!
MOL
Hugs Madi
You definitely have one crazy pants living there with you but what fun to have an arm around as long as it isn't really around you. Put some catnip on it and see what happens. The possibilities are endless. If you could just teach it to scratch the kitties, it would be very useful.Take care.
ReplyDelete*snort*
ReplyDeleteThis is totally something we would do. You've met Manny the Meerkat, right? LOL
Maybe your Dad thought he needed an extra hand taking care of the gang!
ReplyDeleteOMG! Who would have thought a fake arm could be so funny. You guys have one cool daddy. When he gets it motorized to do the scooping, vacuuming, and brushing, give me a call.
ReplyDeleteHumans do such strange things sometimes. We think the only good use for that crazy arm is to keep the hand filled with cat treats at all times!!
ReplyDeleteWE loved it guys! Your Daddy has a very good imagination! We love how the arm fed you treats, now that we could go for.
ReplyDeletepurrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
What great stuffs ta do with a one-armed-hand! We specially loved seein it clean the litter pool...
ReplyDeleteTBT said he would attach it next ta the front door, palm up, with a sign that says "Solicitors, please leave a donation here".
I'm a bit worried that I'm weird too now - I was scrolling down through the pictures thinking, " If I had that hand I'd put food in it to see if the cats would eat it!! " then suddenly there it was... he had!! Crazy, er I mean, great minds think alike MOL =^..^=
ReplyDeleteThat Woman say's your dad is a geeeenius! The box person is the awesome! She can think of lots of things an extra arm & hand around the place could do. We won't print ANY of them here. She is too weird & we doesn't want to give your dad any more ideas.
ReplyDeletehang tough kitties and when all esle fails, just pee on the thing.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
We like the arm and the hand with treats in it! We have to admit though your dad has a crazy sense of humour, but we love it!
ReplyDeleteI think that Daddy is a comic genius! I knew he was creative, but I didn't know about his awesome sense of humour!
ReplyDeleteKudos on your off-the-wall pictorial! I especially liked the arm cleaning the litter pool.
I love it. If my mommy had oe she would be doing the same thing. That woman has a sense of humor that you wish would quit sometimes!!!
ReplyDeletexoxoxox
(Rupert? Kill it!)
*MOL*
ReplyDeleteSure your Daddy is a crazypants a berry funny crazypants :)
AIIIEEEEE! I am skerred of that arm! Even if it does offer treats.
ReplyDeleteI think crazy pants is funny! Hey, look on the bright side, if Daddy needs to protect you he is well armed!
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny! Your daddy is an awesome crazypants!
ReplyDeleteKitties have their mousies, daddy has his arm! So long as he doesn't bunny kick it! We were laughin and wondering about Halloween!
ReplyDeleteOhhh Nooo! I agree with your mom, it's way too creepy!! Such a horror, but I saw all the photos out of curiosity. The photo of arm feeding Sweet Pea is too scary. Don't eat from that hand, Sweet Pea!!
ReplyDeleteHowever your dad is really creative!!
Felix you ARE so sensible. And your Daddy is sensibly crazypants! You gotta to be to keep up with the cats!! Heehee.
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Hi dear friends!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kindness in our hardest time.
Kisses
You know what, kitties? We think our dad would do that same kind of thing! In fact, he would probably love it as a Halloween decoration. Imagine the fun he could have with that!
ReplyDeleteOMC your Daddy is SILLY!!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure he isn't my ex-husband??? lol
My ex used to DJ weddings/parties, Halloween was one of his favorite holidays.
EVERY year he brought home a fake/hand/arm and he mostly stuck it in the fridge.
He got me EVERY TIME!
I literally used to cry out of fear! lol
HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteWe have a whole DOG mannequin here!
I torment it. Mostly because I know it can't chase me.
xo
Katie
Mol! We were expecting the one armed hand to do litter box patrol bare handed! :-D The arm-on-the-box is pretty cool, just in time for Halloween!
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Ummmm, kitties, I don't know what to say except that your dad is very creative. SS is a screamer and I sure don't want that arm in our house. There will be no peace. Amen.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think your dad has lost his marbles! (Just sayin!)
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's cause Halloween is not that far away?
Ha ha ha ha! My mom got the biggest laugh from this!
ReplyDeleteNo surprise, Mom loves it...
ReplyDeleteHaha! We think your daddy is beyond crazypants!! But we do like that hand full of treats!!
ReplyDeleteDid you move in with Frankenstein ?
ReplyDeletePS your mom certainly has not a lack of phantasy, lol !
MOL!!! pawesome!!
ReplyDeleteuhhh... akshully guys, my mommeh has two pairs of these horrid things in teh trunk of her car. a pair of lady arms and a pair of man arms. she gotted bored in Lord&Taylor one day a few years ago and... well teh rest of teh story should not goes up here for fear of her possible arrest. if your daddeh wants these fings, lets us know, we has been TRYING to gets her to gets rid of them.
ReplyDeleteKitties, we think your Dad is very funny. That's a great extra hand. there is so many things it can do. We really love it. And all the creative photos with it.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I think I share your Daddy's sense of humour!
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