Kitties!
The Baby here.
Mommy thought it would be funny to put a Honey Ham sticker on me. She peeled it off the package over two weeks ago and stuck to the side of the refrigerator, waiting for the opportunity to torture have me model it.
Only a truly sick and twisted Mommy plans this stuff in advance!
This is what passes for humor around here...
Oh well.
At least I come with Natural Juices.
*sigh*
Happy Wednesday!
XX The Baby XX
aka "The Other White Meat"
that does not look like a ham. Hi from Pisi and Squeak!
ReplyDeleteYou don't look like a ham, but I bet you're a honey!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, The Baby, but ha ha ha ha! (And here I thought only my mom did stuff like that!)
ReplyDeleteI share your deep lack of amusement. Maybe Mommy needs reminding that you are not a ham by you doing very unhamlike things such as yakking up a fur ball of disgust!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I like your mom's humor.
ReplyDeleteIt's better than artificial hormones
ReplyDeleteI LOVE your pawrents humor. And it's so good of all of you to humor them, Honey Baby Ham! While you do look delicious, I doubt you are 255g...heeheehee.
ReplyDeletegosh, between the weird arm thing and now this, your humans really have a weird way of getting through life.
ReplyDeleteIt's good you being a good sport, they are providing the food after all.
Hahameow! We had a box that said "young turkey" on the side. Mommy thought that was a hoot, too!xoxo
ReplyDeleteWell, at least she used a honey ham label and with natural jooses. Mom once put a big blue sticker on Zippy dat had a piksher of a monkey eating a banana and den laffed like it was da joke of da sentchury. Beins is weerd, we know it, you know it, heck, da whole of furrydom knows it!
ReplyDelete**Sigh** Humans! They are SO weird!
ReplyDeleteThe Baby! Hams, as efurrykitty knows, is PINK. And you look waaaay bigger than 9 oz. to me!
ReplyDeleteDoes Captain Cat-tastic need to intervene?
ReplyDeleteA ham label ! humans really have fancy ideas from time to time. Anyway it suits you very well because of the red color !
ReplyDeleteAwwww poor Baby. These hoomans do have a funny sense of humour huh? :)xx
ReplyDeleteBaby Honey Ham : )
ReplyDeleteBe Alert !!! My mom come right over to eat you !
xox
Better not let Hamlet see that...
ReplyDeleteAs you say, sick and twisted, but pretty funny!!!
ReplyDeleteAre you hamming it up again, Baby?
ReplyDeletePoor Baby, what a bad mummy to put that sticker on you! :) Never mind I am sure she will make it up with some treats. :)
ReplyDeleteAwwww beautiful The Baby!!! You are indeed most natural and yummy too! Yay! Take care
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Oh Baby the things you have to put up with! You do model that sticker so well though I can see why the mummy chose you over all the other kitties
ReplyDeleteToo, too funny! "The Other White Meat" had me rolling!
ReplyDeleteWell, The Baby is a honey, and she's also quite the ham, so I think Mom is right on -- no matter how twisted she may be.
Our of respect for you, we did not laugh. Well, not a lot.
ReplyDelete*giggle*
MOL funny idea mammy!
ReplyDeleteThe Baby is CUTE!
ADORABLE!
purrs
Luna
The look on your face in that last photo is priceless, The Baby!
ReplyDeleteWhat a practical joker your mommy is. I sure hope she doesn't decide to "roast" you next. Silly mommy!
ReplyDeleteSorry The Baby ~ but we larfed owt loud! xx
ReplyDeleteBaby--you know the humor of humans is not as sophiscated as ours! I hope you got some treats after your endurance of the sticker....LOTS o treats!
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Well you sure don't look like a Ham to us Baby. You are much prettier than an old ham. But you are one big honey. Take care.
ReplyDeleteBaby don't let Johnny see that he might take it literally and decide to spread some mustard on you.
ReplyDeleteMOL
Hugs Madi
The Baby, really, in the grand scheme of things, this seems ham-less errr HARMless enough . . . . Can you bear with us beans, as we find our little ways to have -- "fun"? Disembodied arms, so forth? It keeps us out of more serious trouble . . . .
ReplyDeleteHahah ~ oh this is funny! If not slightly disturbing... hmmm.... ;)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
You're such a ham.
ReplyDeleteYou are an awfully skinny ham. We think we will stick with the pig. :) We are cracked up that your mom planned this out.....
ReplyDeletePretty funny...sorry about that Baby. Bean have strange ideas about what is funny! heeheehee
ReplyDeleteWe're sorry we got the giggles Baby but you look so miffed!!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
ps we hope you got honey ham for tea as compensation.
We think both your humans have an awesome sense of humor! We probably think that because we're not the butt of their jokes, though.
ReplyDeleteCan you ask your Mom if she received her auction win from us yet?
You certainly must demand some ham in return! LOL!
ReplyDeleteMy human has that same sense of humor! I think that you need to demand some for that embarrassment and some grovelling..
ReplyDeleteWhat an awful sneak attack on you The Baby!
ReplyDeleteIt was kind of you to play along with her.
The Baby, are you really "fresh & easy"??!?!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Your mom is so funny! We must admit that the sticker works for you, though.
ReplyDeleteSorry Baby but we like your mummy's sense of humor!!!
ReplyDeleteI. Love. Your. Mother.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ms. Stella's Woman
Happy Wednesday Kitties!!
ReplyDelete~ The Bunch
It's a compliment Baby! Your Mama is saying you are sweet and edible!! Well...sweet like honey is a compliment...edible...maybe not so much...
ReplyDeletethe critters in The Cottage
Oh, hoomins. The things they do to us.
ReplyDeleteWe hope no label stickies were left on your coat when it was removed.
ReplyDeleteHeehee! My cat knows that any sticker that comes in the house is going to be stuck on her repeatedly :D
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't get that funky arm attached to you!
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't laugh Baby... but sorry your mama deserves a little giggle for that one!! =^..^=
ReplyDeleteOMC what a naughty mom you have Baby !
ReplyDeleteMy mnom can´t say anything for the moment cause she is laughing so much :(
MOL Baby! Your mom is pretty silly and pretty funny. :-)
ReplyDeleteIt seems that your mommy and daddy are the entertainment in your household and not you 13 cats! You were a very good sport The Baby!
ReplyDeleteYou are indeed a real honey!
ReplyDeleteOh Baby
ReplyDeleteand it even looks like she had you in a pan ready to warm up like that other white meat.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Hehehe! I´m laughing!! Love this post!
ReplyDeleteI am laughing too, The Baby BUT: Your mommy did put you in an embarrassing position amongst the man cats. I think some revenge might be a factor in your future plans. What about checking her eyelids tonight to make sure they'=re closed..her ears to make sure they're on her..and her hair to make sure it's still the same..and her snoostrils to make sure air is coming and going. Repeat that thru the night. THEN...get Sylverster to help you attach that label to HER!
ReplyDeleteHahaha -- that is the first time I have ever seen a honey ham kitteh -- white meat too! Tastes just like chicken?? MOL.
ReplyDeleteYou're very patient, The Baby, putting up with that. But we know you are waiting for the right moment to get her back...hehehe....
ReplyDeleteBut Baby, I have to agree that you ARE a Honey :) I bet your juices are sweet too. Faythe @GMT
ReplyDeleteBaby, you have to put up with a lot at the Lounge. We just can't believe that your Mommy would do that to you. The indignity of it all.
ReplyDeleteYour Mom is sick... in a good way!
ReplyDeletemol! You know you have it rough when your mom saves things like that to torture you kitties later! :-D
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, minnie, Hollie
p.s. from our mom: if only the real honey hams were as cute as you, The Baby!
ReplyDeleteThis is funny, but I'm sorry the joke is on you! My mom person is sick & twisted, she can relate.
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar