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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Terrible Tuesday!

Kitties!

Salem here.
I'm staying calm.
Cool as a cucumber.
Totally Zen.
oooommmmmmm...
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AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!
I can't stand it any longer! 

Something terrible has happened.
Monday morning Mommy deserted us!  She drove down to Sedona to spend a couple days with our Grandpawrents.
We were NOT consulted.

Sure, Daddy takes excellent care of us and spoils us outrageously (more than Mommy, to be honest), but the fact remains that we did not grant her permission to leave. 
It's bad enough that she leaves to "work" five days a week.
Whew.
I feel much better now that I got that off my chest.  Thanks for listening.

Mommy will be back Wednesday evening. 
This gives me some time to wash my whiskers,

and contemplate my revenge. 
You don't think Mommy is going to read this, do you?
I'm planning on the element of surprise.

heh heh.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  XX
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55 comments:

  1. GigiOctober 17, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    Oh Salem! Ho happy am I that I can see PICTURES again. You're just MESMERIZING. Forget your Mommy. Come here and live with me.

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  2. Ivan from WMDOctober 17, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    That is not right, Salem, not right at all. I say wreck something of hers that she's spent hours working on!

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  3. GigiOctober 17, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    Um, "HoW happy..."

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  4. A few Good CatsOctober 17, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    Salem, we'll not breathe a word to your human mommy! Your secret is safe with us. You may not be able to keep her from leaving you, but you can make her sorry she did!

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  5. AnonymousOctober 17, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    Wow! Salem we are glad you got that off your chest so you didn't pops open. We thinks maybe your mom won't read your post before you can get revenge. Hugs and nose kisses

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  6. Angel Prancer PieOctober 17, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    Well if she won't be home til Wednesday....you haf another day to exact your revenge! Haf fun! Great pics too! xoxo

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  7. m.qOctober 17, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    what'cha planning to do Salem???

    BoBo Salem & Meow Meow Family

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  8. Kat and the Furrsonality gangOctober 17, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    Aw! You can forgive your mummy, Salem! She loves you, you handsome kitty! :)

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  9. CatOctober 17, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Poor Salem I know you will miss your mum terribly, but we hope she has a nice visit with her parents :-)

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  10. Catio TalesOctober 17, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    Revenge is best served with furballs and a side order of runny yak. Just where she won't find it. We agree and will distribute some peemails to her here around the house in protest (any excuse).

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  11. Raymond and BusbyOctober 17, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    Salem, how can she leave without permission? That's just wrong!

    Our Moms are going to San Francisco this weekend. They told us in advance so it's ok.

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  12. The Adventures of Scarlett and MellyOctober 17, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Oh, poor abandoned kitties!! Your mama had better make it up to you when she comes back!

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  13. WhisppyOctober 17, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    Ooooh...we can't wait for Wed night for your revenge. :)

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  14. Mr PuddyOctober 17, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    Yep ! Miss Salem, You mom will be very sorry to leave you for a couple days !
    Because Leave Hot ladycat like you at home ! Now I sneeeeak into your catio ! ( Boy always do..tee..heh ) and then let's practice how to release different kind of gas..tee..heh.. What you think ? Miss Salem : ) Good Pay Back ?
    xoxo

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  15. dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet MoonfurOctober 17, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    She best be planning to give you a week of tunas to make up for it...

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  16. Cat-from-SydneyOctober 18, 2011 at 12:01 AM

    Oooohh....I'm all excited here. Just what are you planning, Salem? If I were your mom, I'd be scared. purrr...meow!

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  17. Angel SimbaOctober 18, 2011 at 12:31 AM

    I wonder where humans get that streak of independence from !

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  18. CobblestoneAndBirchOctober 18, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    Hehehe...you kill me! I feel the same when mom works too much and dad is home more than her. I love dad and I really do think he spoils me more, but there's nothing like mom's love:)

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  19. SparkleOctober 18, 2011 at 1:07 AM

    Sounds like you have something GOOD planned, Salem!

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  20. HH and The BoysOctober 18, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    What are you plotting, Salem? Try to have a good day, even thought you are missing your mom.

    pawhugs, Max

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  21. CATachresisOctober 18, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    Salem, revenge is best served cold, buddy. Just when she is not expecting it ......... you'll think of something hehehehe!

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  22. Old KittyOctober 18, 2011 at 2:57 AM

    Me and Charlie hope mum returns with a gazillion treats for you all so you'd forgive her! :-) Yay! Take care
    x

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  23. Princess JasmineOctober 18, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    Awwww Salem, hang in there. Not long now and she will be home again. Maybe she will bring you treats. Maybe that's why she didn't tell you all so she could bring back lots and lots and lots and lots (she is reading this huh) and lots and lots and lots of treats :)xx

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  24. Forever FosterOctober 18, 2011 at 3:05 AM

    We are outraged on your behalf! Don't worry Salem, we won't breath a word of your plans.

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  25. lupieOctober 18, 2011 at 3:12 AM

    WHAT??? She didn't even fill up the leave form for pawpproval!????!!????

    Gee..... Humans...

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  26. CatherineOctober 18, 2011 at 4:01 AM

    Oh oh. I hope you kitties take pity on your poor mom and not go too hard on her. She has to be a good mom but she has to be a good daughter too. Hopefully she will come home and give you all extra love and hugs!!
    xo Catherine

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  27. Crafting QueenOctober 18, 2011 at 4:09 AM

    I am sure she will be back soon and will lots of treats to make up for leaving. :)

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  28. DmaOctober 18, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    one word: awol. oops i guess that's actually four words.

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  29. CoryOctober 18, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    Don't worry Salem, I'm sure she won't read this and WE certainly won't meow about it at all.

    I thought there was some kind of rule...something like "kitties may I?" before they do anything...

    We kitties need more respect.

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  30. UnknownOctober 18, 2011 at 6:21 AM

    Wow! I am glad you feel better after sounding off. Did anyone ever tell you you are really cute when you're mad?

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  31. Random FelinesOctober 18, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    We say this is a prime opportunity to con your daddy out of more treats!!!

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  32. Hannah and LucyOctober 18, 2011 at 6:52 AM

    Salem - will it be a poop on her pillow or a barf on her favourite chair?
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  33. Milo and Alfie MarshallOctober 18, 2011 at 7:05 AM

    Oh no! We hope she hurries back ~ we will miss her too!

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  34. MariodacatOctober 18, 2011 at 7:15 AM

    Start plotting your revenge now so you are prepared when she comes back. I Can't wait to see what you come up with.

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  35. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuOctober 18, 2011 at 7:23 AM

    Absolutely right! They should have to fill out a form in triplicate, requesting leave to go anywhere. Then there would be negotiations, after which we might allow them to leave for, say... 5 minutes?

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  36. Brian's Home BlogOctober 18, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    I would have thought y'all would have go t to vote on it at least!

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  37. Shaggy and ScoutOctober 18, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    She did not follow proper procedures. If she did that at work she'd be fired.

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  38. Jenna and SissyOctober 18, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    Humans do things like that. You haf a daddy to take care of you. We haf people we don't know put out food and clean our litter boxes. That is really scary! We think you should give your mommy a break.

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  39. Cat Street BoyzOctober 18, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    Sounds like a house trashing party....and maybe into your great garden too!!!! Say when Salem, say when!!!=^Y^=

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  40. Angel Ginger JasperOctober 18, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    well she could have asked perrmission first as thats so not right but I hope she has a great time. Wednesday is not far away and dad wil spoil you. Love those photo's.. Hugs GJ xx

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  41. ClarissaOctober 18, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    We are sorry you mom has deserted you furs! That's terrible. However, our mom has been to Sedona and she said it is beautiful. She loved the huge red rock formations.

    As for plotting revenge...maybe you could leave your mom some bombit traps like The Admiral does for her mom sometimes.

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  42. BeadedTailOctober 18, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    That is unbelieveable that she left all of you but we bet you're going to have fun with your daddy! We hope your mommy doesn't bring home those big cats that visit your grandpawrents!

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  43. Angel Junior, Orion and SammyOctober 18, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    Better call a furmily meeting and decide what the proper punishment is for your Mom.

    We feel you should give her the "ignoring back" for at least ten minutes!

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  44. My Mind's EyeOctober 18, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    Salem...whatever was Mom thinking...did she lose her mind... to leave w/o a consultation!! I say DEMERITS are in order...
    MOL
    PS we are glad she got to visit her pawrents though.
    Hugs Madi and Mom

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  45. UnknownOctober 18, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Salem, no matter how much fun you have with your daddy, DO NOT let on to your mummy, she needs at least a day's guilt trip for her desertion!

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  46. meowmeowmansOctober 18, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    Wow, she left without even asking you guys? That's just wrong!

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  47. LPOctober 18, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    Alright Salem. Start your engine! Put that thinking cap on! You don't have much time left and you want to make sure the revenge is not just good but that it is UNFORGETTABLE so that SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AGAIN!!(We understand that your Pops is there but you know what we mean...ALONE.)

    the critters in The Cottage xo

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  48. UnknownOctober 18, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    Mommys going away should never happen!!! )Our Mommy goes away sometimes too) Even though Daddys do spoil us rotton, our pawrents should be home to takes care of us!!
    Kisses until she gets home
    BTW yous has pawsome teethes!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  49. Sweet PurrfectionsOctober 18, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Uh oh! My mom is saying something about going away for a few days next week. I've never been alone in my house since coming to live with Mom Paula.

    Truffle

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  50. DaisyOctober 18, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Oh noes! Nothing is quite right when the mom is gone!

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  51. (angel) Grrreta and FamOctober 18, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    Your mom sure has some nerve going away without your permission. We're sure you will think up the perfect revenge.

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  52. Oui OuiOctober 18, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    What ever you do, remember - location, location, location! Leave it where she'll step in it, purrfurrably barefooted. Carl's offering to help, he specializes in nasty little surprises.

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  53. Just DuckyOctober 18, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    Have fun plotting!

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  54. The Island CatsOctober 18, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    We think your mommy better watch her back....just sayin'....

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  55. CCL WendyOctober 19, 2011 at 6:34 AM

    Wow, with those teeth, I hope you don't hold a grudge! Or Mommy could be in real big trouble.

    She's dancing with wildcats at the moment. But I think you may be a lot more dangerous.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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