Kitties!
Maui here, hanging out on Daddy's desk, snoopervising.
It's a high risk job. Mainly because Daddy is crazypants.
He's driven to fiddle with felines.
You never know when he's gonna slope off work and commence pestering!
Uh oh, he's got that maniacal gleam in his eye...
Very funny Daddy, twirling my muttonchop.
Oh Cod! Not the other side, too!?!
Just call me Salvador Maui, folks.
How humiliating.
Please untwirl my chops, Daddy.
Thank you.
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::twiddle twiddle::
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What?
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Not HORNS, you imbecile!
That's it. I've had enough of your foolishness.
Talk to the paw, Daddy, and leave my furs alone!
Happy Monday!
XX Salvador Maui XX
That deserves a WHAP! Claws optional...
ReplyDeleteFiddling with felines sounds like a fine occupation as long as the furs don't get too ruffled ;-0
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha - Poor Maui - T.
ReplyDeleteRe-arranging of furs is strictly furbidden at our household! Demerits should be given immediately. (or at least a bitey) MOL!
ReplyDeleteDoes he put SPIT on his fingers when he does that?
ReplyDeleteOh how awful! Did you leave a few "paint" scratchings on his arm?? I hope so.
ReplyDeleteSalvador Maui, not only you gave him the paw, but you gave him the back paw! that should be punishment enough!
ReplyDeleteDid you know, Maui, that Salvador Dali wore a deep-sea diving suit to an exhibition in London in the 1930's? It hadded a brass helmet and efurrything. Don't give your Daddy any ideas--unless---hmmm. Maybe I just did.
ReplyDeleteYour Daddy is truly crazypants. That was most undignified. We are expecting a post soon on how revenge has been taken. It needs to be taken. We were wondering though, Maui, how's your painting going on ? Any giant tuna canvases with clocks dripping off the wall lately ?
ReplyDeleteYour Daddy is truly crazypants. That was most undignified. We are expecting a post soon on how revenge has been taken. It needs to be taken. We were wondering though, Maui, how's your painting going on ? Any giant tuna canvases with clocks dripping off the wall lately ?
ReplyDeletePricilla maaas she sees nothing wrong with horns
ReplyDeleteGood Cod! We hope you are going to get busy plotting revenge after you rearrange your furs...
ReplyDeleteCrazypants?? That's a little mild! MOL, sheesh, poor Maui... Perhaps you can mess up his hair when he's sleeping.. you know, with some bodily fluid, and I don't mean spit.. heh heh heh ;)
ReplyDeleteAwwww Maui, you look so cute when you furs have been twiddled with :)xx
ReplyDeleteoh Maui, you are adorable!
ReplyDeleteI wish you a very nice week!
Luna
Maui, I am glad I am fluffy, but not as fluffy as you, because my human is inclined to do lame-o things to kitties too.
ReplyDeletePoor Maui, the wrong type of attention from our humans is almost worse than no attention, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteSnoopervise from afar and plot your reventge!
Purrs ... Rainbow
Awwwww amazing Maui!! You are so good and kind to let dad twirl your fabulous furrs! Yay!! Take care
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MOL, poor Maui! If anybody tried to do that to Newton, they would be totally whapped!
ReplyDeletePoor Maui, having to put up with that! Hope all your kitties have a great day. :)
ReplyDeleteDearest Muttonchop, your Daddy rocks! srsly.
ReplyDeleteMaui your Dad is one crazy dude.....but that is why you all love him right?
ReplyDeletehugs madi
I dunno, the horns and chops are kinda working for you, handsome guy. Daddy's hilarious!
ReplyDeletesalvador maui... tee hee...
ReplyDeletePoor Maui - we say run for the high ground......
ReplyDeleteMaui you might find it wise to hide next time your Daddy is in a playful mood!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
There is no end to his crazypantsness!
ReplyDeleteIt might just be a very long week Maui!
ReplyDeleteWe have to agree Maui, that really does deserve a very strong Whap. Or worse, a big bitey. You all have a great day.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha you may be annoyed, but you look fabulous! I love the horns! I think your dad is very talented stylist!!
ReplyDeleteI give it five stars for best pictures.
ReplyDeleteMaui, you´re a handsome guy!
ReplyDeleteHoomins. They really are crazypants. The indignity of twirling you.
ReplyDeleteMaui, if you haven't figured it out yet, just take a page out of the LOLSpot -- and fart! That'll make Dad think twice about getting too close to you.
ReplyDeleteThat last pose is PURRfect for passing a good shot, by the way -- just move your head before firing.
I do love that first pic, Maui!
ReplyDeleteWould you like me to come over and hiss at your Daddy?
Purrs,
Sei-Chan
Twiddley dee
ReplyDeletetwiddley dum
look out baby cuz
here I come!
Oh dear Maui maybe one of the others will groom your furs back in the right place?
Thank you for all of your kind words while I have been a bit under the weather.
purrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.
=)
ReplyDeletegood for a Monday
poor baby
you is dahhhlink no matter how many horns (real or imagined) you may haz.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Fraid I’m with daddy on this one! You look like Poirot, just that we can actually see your leetle grey cells!!
ReplyDeleteMaui, if looks could kill!
ReplyDeleteI'd almost consider a haircut, just to keep his twirling fingers at bay. Almost.
; ) Katie
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Sassy here. Sometimes, Mommie gets crazy and tries to make my furs look like a mohawk!
ReplyDeleteI must come visit your house one day...I know I would laugh myself silly!
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
OMC! All of you must get together and plot a suitable revenge for your crazypants dad.
ReplyDeleteWe're not laughing. Honest! That meowing is just, erm.... ok, we're laughing our tails off!
ReplyDeleteSorry. but to make up for it we'd like to mention you on our Facebook page facebook.com/KatzTales later today with a link to your blog. Meow!
Salvador Maui... Hmmm... does that make your hairballs super-expensive art?
ReplyDeleteOoh boy Salvador, we're sorry but that made us laugh...a lot...but you should definitely make your Dad leave you alone. :-) Cats have dignity!!
ReplyDeleteGronk and Izzie
We were thinking Snidley Whiplash until your crazypants dad gave you horns!
ReplyDeleteThats Priceless...just so funny, We are still laughing ( sorry Maui ) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
*shocked look* Why that's...that's....just CRAZYpants!
ReplyDelete(MOL*snicker*snort* TWIRLED horns?!?!)
That crazypants guy is unstoppable! You really do look adorable, though, even when you are very mad.
ReplyDeleteMOL, Moms and Dad came to the screen to see this post!
ReplyDeleteTHIS is one of my favorites.
That crazypants guy is *crazy*pants!!
Oh Maui...how unkind(snicker,snort)..... Ahem...as I was saying...how(chortle, hahaha)... Ok,ok....sorry, let me get a grip...koff, koff...seriously, Maui...stay away from Daddy Crazypants...gotta dash..runs off snickering behind paws....
ReplyDeleteIt looks like you kitties had a very busy week!
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
I'm a uni student trying to learn more on the animal perspective and I think this one of the funniest and most accurate posts yet. Totally realistic, I could tell Maui was feeling that exact frustration and annoyance. Awesome job!
ReplyDeleteLove Maui's perspective! You definitely captured her level of annoyance. My kitten gets just as frustrated with all the silly things I make her endure! :P
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