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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Triple TEE!

Kitties!


Salem here, and I think Mommy has the title to this post all wrong. It takes way more than three TEEs to describe me!
Allow me to demonstrate:
Tummy

(Kitty) Titties

Tailio

Tushy

WHAT!?!
For Cod's sake, Mommy.

Getting back to business:

Tongue

Teeny Tiny Toes

Titanic Tuxedo!

Mommy, I saw you sneak that adjective in there.  And you wonder why I complain bitterly when you pick me up and nibble my neck...if it wasn't for the whole warm-wet-washcloth booty cleansing service I'd fire you.  That, and the furminating.  And the eye booger removal...and oh, the heck with it.  You can stay.  But I'm putting you on notice!


Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  XX
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42 comments:

  1. Catio TalesAugust 12, 2013 at 8:15 PM

    Terrific -with a HUGE t.

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  2. Summer at sparklecat.comAugust 12, 2013 at 8:17 PM

    Salem, you need to keep your human and her adjectives in line!

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  3. brokenteepeeAugust 12, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    I think you are just something special Salem

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  4. GigiAugust 12, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    I love you, my gorgeous Tuxilicious glamour girl. Hubba hubba. Nuthin' wrong with Titanic! Your Mommy is mean, though--she was even mean and insulting to ME--can you IMAGINE such a thing?? XOXOXOXO from Spitty the no-longer svelte. Pfft.

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  5. FurriesAugust 12, 2013 at 9:13 PM

    Those descriptions fit you to a T. :-)

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  6. Pasha's MommyAugust 12, 2013 at 9:17 PM

    salem, on that first picture you kind of look a little skunkish :) but all together very hugable!!!

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  7. Stacy HurtAugust 12, 2013 at 9:37 PM

    What is it about those Tubby Tuxies??? Miss Jack is all a flutter over you; you gorgeous stately Mancat!

    xoxo
    That Woman
    **who is still waiting for emailed photos of that quilt with at least half the herd on it!**
    *cough*

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  8. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)August 12, 2013 at 11:11 PM

    Indeed, you are a many T kittie...

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  9. Angel Prancer PieAugust 12, 2013 at 11:15 PM

    All of those T's and on top of brown paper!

    Almost more than we can take!

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  10. Crafting QueenAugust 12, 2013 at 11:48 PM

    Oh Salem what a handsome boy you are and what a good Mummy you have. Hugs kitties.

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  11. The Furries of WhisppyAugust 12, 2013 at 11:49 PM

    Tantalizing to a TEE!

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  12. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesAugust 13, 2013 at 1:06 AM

    Oh you're just full of terrific T-ness! Can I tussle your tummy furs?

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  13. dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet MoonfurAugust 13, 2013 at 1:17 AM

    Our mummy says if you're needing a new home, she'd very, VERY gladly take you in!

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  14. Cats Herd YouAugust 13, 2013 at 3:14 AM

    Ashton is glad to hear that titanic is not a word that goes with tabby, because... uh-oh. We hear some adjective objections coming on.

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  15. Barb August 13, 2013 at 3:46 AM

    and you look T-totally T-riffic, Salem!!

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  16. Angel SimbaAugust 13, 2013 at 3:50 AM

    So many T's! Well done, Salem.

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  17. DmaAugust 13, 2013 at 4:10 AM

    i think your tummy is worth a half dozen t's by itself. (did i say that out loud?)

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  18. crafty cat cornerAugust 13, 2013 at 4:16 AM

    LOve the last picture, always look forward to each day just to read your posts.
    Briony
    x

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  19. KnatoleeAugust 13, 2013 at 5:37 AM

    Tyrannosaurus Rex-sized! Nah, not you. You're gorgeous!

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  20. Forever FosterAugust 13, 2013 at 6:09 AM

    There is no such thing as a Titanic Tabby, is there? Because oh man I'm in trouble if so.

    I hope you got some extra Furminating for that slur against your girth!
    -Fui.

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  21. BulldoggrrlAugust 13, 2013 at 6:18 AM

    and...how about Tantalizing Thighs. They are almost impossible to keep from squeezing!

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  22. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensAugust 13, 2013 at 8:27 AM

    That is an awful lot of T-rific.. :)

    And don't forget the food delivery and the poop scooping..

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  23. www.shelter-cats.comAugust 13, 2013 at 8:59 AM

    Love this post.
    I had to visit you after nearly snorting my coffee out my nose at your comment on Cat Wisdom 101.

    Wishing you a Terrific day.

    Maggie

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  24. TerriAugust 13, 2013 at 9:14 AM

    Salem, I'm speechless! Any chance you could send some girth to Sissy?

    You'd better be nice to your mommy. It sounds like she's a faithful servant ;)

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  25. Angel Junior, Orion and SammyAugust 13, 2013 at 10:42 AM

    You are quite silly Salem!

    Meow is eagerly awaiting Blogpaws next year so she can come visit all of you!

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  26. Katie IsabellaAugust 13, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    Salem, I can't believe you brought Spitty to that declaration.

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  27. BeadedTailAugust 13, 2013 at 11:12 AM

    Salem, sometimes humans are inTolerable!

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  28. My Mind's EyeAugust 13, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    Happy Tuxie Tuesday to you Salem....MOL at mom nibbling your neck...I bet she needs hair ball meds afterwards.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  29. Ivan from WMDAugust 13, 2013 at 12:48 PM

    Salem, you are definitely perfecT!

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  30. Jane and ChrisAugust 13, 2013 at 12:48 PM

    Phew! Mummy didn't say Tatty!
    Jane x

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  31. Memories of Eric and FlynnAugust 13, 2013 at 3:34 PM

    Your mommy forgot tantalising.

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  32. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenAugust 13, 2013 at 4:04 PM

    I cannot stop laughing!

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  33. The Island CatsAugust 13, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    You gots all the TEEs covered, Salem!

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  34. Kitties BlueAugust 13, 2013 at 5:05 PM

    Salem, you are one substantial kitty and those are a whole lot of Tees. All you needed was one of your dad's tie-dyed t-shirts. All those things for which you are keeping your mom around, we hate! Looks like you really enjoyed that nice crinkly paper. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  35. Noir the Texas TabbyAugust 13, 2013 at 6:42 PM

    Salem--such a 'big bonded kitty' you are. I love the poses you showed us--and all your t's are crossed :)

    Noir

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  36. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)August 13, 2013 at 6:45 PM

    Oh dear Salem are four boys are mesmerized by your feminine wiles!

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  37. AnonymousAugust 13, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    Sweet Salem you are just loaded with amazing tees you are!! Hugs and nose kisses

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  38. Timmy TomcatAugust 14, 2013 at 6:10 AM

    Yeah, we keep the Dad around too. She does need a bit of work on the math though
    Timmy

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  39. CATachresisAugust 14, 2013 at 11:22 AM

    Well you know what they say, Salem, an adjective a day keeps the momma in sway!!

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  40. AnonymousAugust 14, 2013 at 5:37 PM

    Why Salem, that is why you hired Mummy in the first place...right...you are privileged My Lady...totally...purrrs, Savannah

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  41. CatherineAugust 16, 2013 at 5:05 AM

    Oh I just want to squincha squincha that cute belly!!!!
    xo Catherine

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  42. bethany925August 17, 2013 at 9:21 AM

    oh,we luvs "Titanic." Yes. that is just teh word. Buuuuuut, is it my imaginations or did you all forget a few T's? Yes, I think you left out some obvious ones...let's see, a few that pop to my mind are:
    Tremendous Thunder Thighs
    Totally Terrifying Tail Thwacks
    and last but not least:

    Tonnage.

    You're welcome!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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