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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Forbidden Territory

 Kitties!


Maui here.

I decided to get up on the pot shelf in the kitchen, the one place in the house where we are Not Allowed. 


Mommy saw me do it, and instead of reasonably asking me to reconsider my decision to ascend (and prevent me from Getting Into Trouble) she ran for the camera and screeched for Daddy...

...who flung the Washrag of Discipline at me.

I was not impressed, and moved to a new spot...

...where I was once again accosted by Daddy and his filthy fabric flagellator!

Enough of this nonsense.

I'll get back up here when they're not looking. 

I shot Daddy a Dirty Look, so he knew I was only getting down because I wanted to.

Meanwhile, Mommy continued to document the entire sordid affair.
Traitorous wench.

Somebody's gonna get a surprise in their shoe!
Maybe two somebodies.


Happy Thursday!

XX  Maui  XX

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48 comments:

  1. Catio TalesSeptember 11, 2013 at 8:11 PM

    That pot shelf is soooo tempting though - I think a row of you up there would look great.

    And why is it humans think we'll move if they throw clothes at us ? It just gives us something to play with.

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  2. GigiSeptember 11, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    Um, if they don't want you up there, what's with the convenient stairway?

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  3. brokenteepeeSeptember 11, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    You should has sat really, really still and they might not have noticed you up there - you could have blended in!

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  4. DebSeptember 11, 2013 at 8:17 PM

    This is funny. If our gang had a convenient route to the top of the cupboards they`d all be up there. Well, at least the young`uns would.

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  5. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensSeptember 11, 2013 at 8:20 PM

    I'm sorry, did you just say there was a place in your house you aren't allowed to go?

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  6. Summer at sparklecat.comSeptember 11, 2013 at 9:13 PM

    "Washrag of Discipline?" Oh, give me a break! That is the silliest thing I've heard coming from your already-silly humans.

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  7. Stacy HurtSeptember 11, 2013 at 9:16 PM

    srsly? you was so purrrrrfectly camouflaged I canna believe they seed you. And a washrag? really? I suppose it's a good thing they didn't come at you with a loaded water bottle! I say they got no right gettin all foldy armie at you when it was so totally obvious how fantastic you looked up there with all them suns! pffle. pffle & coswollop.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  8. Photo CacheSeptember 11, 2013 at 9:27 PM

    maui did you just invent that washrag of discipline thingy? you are so cute when you are disobeying your humans.

    emma and buster

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  9. Angel Prancer PieSeptember 11, 2013 at 10:41 PM

    A washrag? BWAHAHAHA! Did you wipe your bum with it and throw it back?

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  10. The Furries of WhisppySeptember 11, 2013 at 11:07 PM

    MOL! You sure knew how to position yourself up there, Maui. Oh, and how we laughed at your Daddy's filthy fabric flagellator!

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  11. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesSeptember 11, 2013 at 11:22 PM

    Wait a minute wait a minute wait a doggone minute! Are you saying that there is a place in that house where you are NOT allowed?? Haven't you realized that you seriously outnumber the humans? YOU should be making the rules and tossing things at them for not obeying! Right? Right!

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  12. Crafting QueenSeptember 11, 2013 at 11:30 PM

    Wow you got all the way up there, well done! I would leave a little gift in both shoes if I were you. Purrs Skipper

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  13. Linda @ A La CarteSeptember 12, 2013 at 1:36 AM

    Maui don't tell Mommy but you looked so cute up there on the forbidden shelf!!

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  14. Barb September 12, 2013 at 1:58 AM

    Zowies, Maui! You are one mischievous kitty!

    I must say, I LOVE how you embrace color! I do not have that gene apparently. I try, I truly do, but I never quite succeed.

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  15. Cats Herd YouSeptember 12, 2013 at 3:03 AM

    Maui, you looked so nice up there. Why did they make you get down? When we had kitchen cabinets that didn't reach the ceiling, it was one of our favorite places to hang out.

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  16. Fuzzy TalesSeptember 12, 2013 at 4:24 AM

    At least you only got a dish rag waved at you -- our human would have gone for the spray water bottle.

    Our human once saw Derry get up on top of the cupboards, but there's nothing interesting up there, unfortunately.

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  17. My Mind's EyeSeptember 12, 2013 at 4:37 AM

    STANDING OVATION IN NC FOR MAUI MANCAT OF MISCHIEF. WOOHOO
    THE POT SHELF IS MOST BEAUTIFUL AND COLORFUL...NO WONDER YOU WERE UP THERE.


    MOL MOL MOL WASHRAG OF DISCIPLINE...IS ABOUT AS DANGEROUS AS BEATING MY MOM WITH WET NOODLES.

    WE GIVE YOU ALL A+ FOR THE DOCUMENTATION!!
    HUGS MADI AND MOM YOUR BFFF

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  18. Hannah and LucySeptember 12, 2013 at 5:22 AM

    LOL at the washrag of dicipline. We were hoping you would just throw it back down to flagellate your Daddy!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  19. Jane and ChrisSeptember 12, 2013 at 5:39 AM

    Oh CR@P! They've got evidence!!!
    The REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxx

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  20. DmaSeptember 12, 2013 at 6:11 AM

    Not the washrag of discipline... You're lucky to be alive...

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  21. Laila and Angel MinchieSeptember 12, 2013 at 7:21 AM

    Maui, we see you really love to live dangerously! Way to go, girlfriend! hehehe!

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  22. ReneSeptember 12, 2013 at 7:22 AM

    LOL, the dishrag!

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  23. MariliaSeptember 12, 2013 at 8:08 AM

    Maui, I love your fluffy hair!!!!!
    The best places are the most high!

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  24. CatSeptember 12, 2013 at 9:01 AM

    I love the dishrag of discipline :-) At our house we use the "spritz bottle to the haunch" as a deterrent which I had to use the other day when Casper was at the brand new Zeppelin adding some much needed (in his opinion) claw marks to our new wireless music system.....UGH!

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  25. BeadedTailSeptember 12, 2013 at 9:29 AM

    If you weren't supposed to get up there, why'd they paint it a bright color like all the shelves and nooks in the catio? Humans are so hard to understand sometimes.

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  26. KnatoleeSeptember 12, 2013 at 9:57 AM

    But you look so GOOD up there!!

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  27. Random FelinesSeptember 12, 2013 at 10:07 AM

    we don't see the issue here - you look very nice with the pottery, you were obviously being careful since nothing broke, and for pete's sake they left that mail box there for you to use as a step. What were they expecting??? MOL

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  28. da tabbies o trout towneSeptember 12, 2013 at 10:24 AM

    maui....sorree we gotta say it

    pleez hold

    up a minit

    whooz fault iz it de floor, stove, fridge and shelvin unit wuz aligned aza STAIR STEPPER ta de forbidden planit...awesum mewvie by de way...

    IN DE FURST PLACE

    KNOT........yurz

    tell de washrag oh: dissin a kitteh: ta go dis sum thin else

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  29. Brian's Home BlogSeptember 12, 2013 at 12:36 PM

    Top shelf trouble fur sure, but don't let them rag on you too much!

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  30. Memories of Eric and FlynnSeptember 12, 2013 at 2:04 PM

    Oh no! Not the wash rag of discipline! I bet you were shaking in your furry boots.

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  31. Kitties BlueSeptember 12, 2013 at 3:29 PM

    Maui, our Thelma would have loved you. When she was with us and our cabinets did not go to the ceiling, as they do now, she loved to get up on the tops and knock things off. But she wasn't the only one. MacKenzie broke something very expensive once, and that is when everything had to come down. Hope you leave your mommy's things alone. They are very beautiful! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  32. MargSeptember 12, 2013 at 3:40 PM

    Nice try Maui, you almost were not noticed. I thought that cats were allowed everywhere. What kind of silly rules do you have in that house. Take care.

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  33. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)September 12, 2013 at 3:48 PM

    That perch is way too irresistible and easy to access. Odin would use it to snoopervise cooking.

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  34. Maggie from Stillness at CherithSeptember 12, 2013 at 3:53 PM

    Since when were the humans the boss of where you could go in YOUR home.
    Silly things.
    Way to show them, Maui.
    signed,
    the kitty brats

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  35. The Island CatsSeptember 12, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    We would not be impressed with the Washrag of Discipline either. Sheesh.

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  36. Shaggy and ScoutSeptember 12, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    How brave you were Maui to get up there to survey the terriroty at the risk of grave harm (yeah, that's it) from the flagellating washcloth. That Daddy's a tough man. We wouldn't dare cross him.

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  37. Ivan from WMDSeptember 12, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    I don't even know how they saw your petite self up there, Maui!

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  38. LinSeptember 12, 2013 at 5:32 PM

    I didn't see a kitty up there. What was all the fuss???

    ;)

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  39. SakuSeptember 12, 2013 at 6:12 PM

    We thoughts you looked furry pretty up there Maui with the pottery around you. Daddy better be careful with the dishrag of discipline...he mights knock over something, MOL.

    Sigh...and Mom says, OMC your mom has the stove she wants with the double oven. Can you ask your mom if she likes it?

    Silly bean!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  40. Ellen WhyteSeptember 12, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    With just one paw, you could make such a lovely SMASH! Hmmm, we'd go up there too...

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  41. (angel) Grrreta and FamSeptember 12, 2013 at 6:30 PM

    The proximity of the refrigerator is practically an engraved invitation to go up there. Plus, that looks like a perfect spot from which to look down upon your minions. We love the look on your face as you descended...only because you wanted to.

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  42. Just DuckySeptember 12, 2013 at 7:02 PM

    Maui, good job. If you can get up there, then it is NOT off limits. We kitties like to be above our minions.

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  43. Texas, a Cat in... AustinSeptember 12, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    Maui, why are they making such a fuss about you being up there? There are beautiful pots up there but none is as beautiful as you are so they should be honored that you visiting the pots...
    Purrs

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  44. NadbugsSeptember 12, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    Actually Maui I thought you looked like a sculpture up there. Perfectly fitting.

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  45. bethany925September 13, 2013 at 4:59 AM

    Oh! How Brave you are, Mr. Maui, facing down that Dishrag. You showed that Piece of Cloth who's boss. And I, for one, LUBS Forbidden Places. It's like some magnetic pull, isn't it, an Unseen Paw, guiding us to climb higher, higher! up to the top where only the most rare, the most valuable, the most breakable resides. It's a calling, really. Since they can never truly understand, I try not to hates the Humans, but it really is tiresome. Good luck.

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  46. CatherineSeptember 13, 2013 at 8:29 AM

    Oh my stars! That made me nervous! But the 'washrag of discipline' made me laugh! LOL!
    xo Catherine

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  47. Cara n CrewSeptember 13, 2013 at 5:37 PM

    yoW! nicely done, Maui! for some reason, our mom wasn't breathing as read through the post...

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, HOllie

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  48. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalSeptember 16, 2013 at 3:21 PM

    Oh noooz ! Not the wash rag of discipline ?!
    I can see you got really terrified *mol*

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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