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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Tuxiesaurus Regina




Kitties!

Salem here.

I was hanging out on the Catio, minding my own beeswax*, when suddenly I was molested by the Intrusive Roving Hand of Mommy!

I went all Godzilla on her, as you can see:
(turn up the sound and you'll hear my terrifying roars)

Or click HERE

Yup. 
 I am vishus!


Happy Tuxieday!

XX  Salem  XX


*i.e., stoned outta my gourd on fresh nip
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43 comments:

  1. brokenteepeeJune 2, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    Salem, I'm sorry but it's needs be said. You look a bit the beached whale. Just a bit

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  2. Angel Prancer PieJune 2, 2014 at 8:34 PM

    Nip or hand, nip or hand? Difficult decision you had there, Salem. We think you made the right choice, though! Hee-hee!

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  3. Catio TalesJune 2, 2014 at 8:40 PM

    Oh Salem, what can we say? That was wonderful! We loved the roars, the fear inducing rage of the disturbed wibble monster! Oh yes indeedy.

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  4. GigiJune 2, 2014 at 9:27 PM

    My mighty beauty! How my heart SINGS to hear those fine, full-voiced roars. You are a Goddess, Salem my sweet darling! XOXOXO

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  5. Summer at sparklecat.comJune 2, 2014 at 9:31 PM

    Now if that were Binga, she'd be doing that for KEEPS!

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  6. GLOGIRLYJune 2, 2014 at 9:48 PM

    hahaha!!!!
    Salem, you've got the mom shaking in her sandals.
    ...and you've got Glogirly giggling and grinning.
    ; )

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  7. GattinaJune 2, 2014 at 9:58 PM

    Lol ! my Rosie would do exactly the same !

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  8. Photo CacheJune 2, 2014 at 10:31 PM

    Oh Salem, you have no qualms about showing your wonderful belly.

    emma and buster

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  9. Lone Star CatsJune 2, 2014 at 11:15 PM

    Wow, you's one tough kitty! Luv da roars!

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  10. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesJune 3, 2014 at 12:11 AM

    Love the vocalizations, but are you sure those are roars? They sound more like squeeks!

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  11. crafty cat cornerJune 3, 2014 at 1:03 AM

    Love it, love it love it, nothing more to say.
    Briony
    x

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  12. sanJune 3, 2014 at 1:53 AM

    Those were mighty fine roars Salem. Those kicks were not so bad either.

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  13. Cats Herd YouJune 3, 2014 at 2:54 AM

    Oh, Salem! You're sooooo fearsome!

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  14. CatherineJune 3, 2014 at 3:21 AM

    Haha - oh those humans - always interrupting a good time. Cute!
    xo Catherine

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  15. My Mind's EyeJune 3, 2014 at 4:00 AM

    Salem
    If I live to be 100 I will never understand the humans need to get all touchy feely when we are not bothering anyone!! Good bunny kicks
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  16. Crafting QueenJune 3, 2014 at 4:32 AM

    What a naughty Mummy touching your lovely tummy. Good on you for telling her it's not a good idea. :)

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  17. Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ®June 3, 2014 at 4:42 AM

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  18. Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ®June 3, 2014 at 4:43 AM

    Salem mew are too funny!!!

    All that tummy tickling looked most invigorating - MOL - and that looks like the remnants of some nip scattered all around... mew need a dispensing station like mine ;)

    Happy tickles

    Bestest purrs

    Basil xox

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  19. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuJune 3, 2014 at 5:14 AM

    We were so terrified that we are all hiding UTB….NOT!!!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  20. DmaJune 3, 2014 at 5:38 AM

    i've never seen such ferocious vishhusaness.

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  21. Brian's Home BlogJune 3, 2014 at 5:44 AM

    Wild thang, you make our hearts sing!

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  22. The Furries of WhisppyJune 3, 2014 at 6:16 AM

    Hahaha! That made us MOL! You vishus vishus kitty!

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  23. CoryJune 3, 2014 at 6:20 AM

    OMC so vishus!!! MOL! We think it's pawsome that in all your nipped out outrage you didn't forget to lick/clean mom's hand before attacking. We have our standards too!

    MOL!

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  24. Eastside CatsJune 3, 2014 at 6:27 AM

    Sorry, Salem, but I woulda done the same thing! That belly was just screaming to get touched.

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  25. Ivan from WMDJune 3, 2014 at 6:42 AM

    *I* would have been scared away by that, Salem!

    Pee Ess: Thanks for the tip on the grasshoppers. I like to play with bugs but don't eat many anymore since the Bitter Ant Episode. If I had one I'd let my sister eat it. Bwa ha ha ha!

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  26. BeadedTailJune 3, 2014 at 7:23 AM

    We could tell how scairt your mom was of your vishusness!

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  27. Laila and Angel MinchieJune 3, 2014 at 8:35 AM

    Your Mommy is very brave!

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  28. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensJune 3, 2014 at 9:48 AM

    Maybe, just maybe, she was checking on you to make sure you were OK and didn't have some sort of weird fall /accident getting out of the litter box..

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  29. AnonymousJune 3, 2014 at 10:16 AM

    Oh that's too...too...Ok, I'm laughing. You're Mum is lucky she still has that hand! *wink*

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  30. da tabbies o trout towneJune 3, 2014 at 11:10 AM

    salem...R rockin awesum pal Godzilla just called N wants ewe az bak up for hiz next mewvie..... what cha say !!! ♥♥

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  31. ANGEL ABBYGRACEJune 3, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Salem that was pawsome! You were vicious and happy all at the same time!

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  32. Memories of Eric and FlynnJune 3, 2014 at 1:51 PM

    You are so ferocious you have got me shaking Salem. That was some good bunny kicking too.

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  33. Oui OuiJune 3, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    Tuxiesaurus Maximus the Terrible! Yup, she is one vishus kitty! Best to stay away when she is nipping out.

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  34. Ann BoyajianJune 3, 2014 at 3:00 PM

    Our mom would have done the same thing to you, Salem. The exposed belleh is just too tempting. We LOVED your bunny kicks!

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  35. Kitties BlueJune 3, 2014 at 3:50 PM

    We was gonna ask if that was nip you were wallowing in, and we see that it was. We think you were only acting with that half-hearted attack on your mom. You do have a lovely and substantial belly, just made for skritches. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  36. NadbugsJune 3, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    Salem, let's talk reality here. You were downright provocative, baring all in the nip coma. And your vishus roars? We would be too polite to say they sounded more like quacking to us. No, we wouldn't say that at all. Not at all.

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  37. The Island CatsJune 3, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    MOL! We think some cat has had too much nip. ;)

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  38. A TonlJune 3, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    We're stickin' to the "large and in charge" Salem. No beached whale comments outta us, nosirree!!

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  39. Maggie from Stillness at CherithJune 3, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    You are most fearsome, Salem !

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  40. SakuJune 3, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    We don't understand why our mom bean is wiping tears from her eyes. There was nothing sad about that, except maybe the interruption of your lovely nip bliss!

    Vishus indeed. The mom should be afraid, furry, furry afraid, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  41. UnknownJune 3, 2014 at 8:07 PM

    Mes loved the fake bities!!! Yous ROCKS SALEM!!!
    So how long does it takes your Mommy and Daddy to gives yous guys hugz on hugz day?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  42. AnonymousJune 3, 2014 at 11:30 PM

    Aaaaaw Salem yous sound so cute. ☺

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses

    Dezi

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  43. KnatoleeJune 4, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Emily was veeery interested in the sounds coming out of my computer when I played that!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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