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Thursday, September 1, 2016

Well, Poop.



Kitties!

Maui here.

A word of advice:  If, for some reason, you find yourself in The Box, trying to poop--but the poop won't come--do not, I repeat, DO NOT think a little serenade will help things move along.

It doesn't.

What a song does do is bring your Mommy's (or Dad's) attention to your pooping, or as the case may be, lack thereof...and the next thing you know you are at the vet getting warm water squirted up your spot #13!  And then...well...you know...let's just say some personal records for length and volume were achieved and leave it at that.

*whew*

And if that weren't enough, because of the inevitable poopy pants untidyness not one, but TWO butt baths occurred, along with numerous warm wet washcloths applied to my (by now somewhat raw) nether regions.

The crowning indignity, however, was this:
Yes, a DIAPER.  
Tie dyed (for style), but still...a diaper!

First not enough poop, then too much...Mommy is impossible to please.

So remember, kitties--No singing in the box, ever.
Don't say you weren't warned.


Happy Thursday!

XX  Clean-as-a-whistle Maui  XX

26 comments:

  1. Some things can never be unseen.
    Eeeeeeeeeek.

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  2. Good heavens, only your family would give you a tie dyed diaper! MOL!! I'm so sorry for the indignity, but it is seriously funny! Poor darling. Well, they wanted poop, you gave them poop!

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  3. You won't even tell when it gets, um, stained a little. Since it's, you know, already brown and all.

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  4. Whoa! Thanks for the warning, I mean, lesson!

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  5. Poor Maui, the indignity of it all! But I will keep your advice in mind, as I often sing in the shower and could easily find myself singing on the toilet....

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  6. The indignity, and then made worse by having to wear a diaper!

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  7. Oh dear! We're glad you're ok now but darn.... !

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  8. That doesn't sound like fun. At least you are feeling better now.

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  9. eep...makes a note to never sing ever again....

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  10. that must have been some song.

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  11. Yikes! I have not had that happen yet and it doesn't look like fun either. Hope all is better now.

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  12. Maui, actually, I am glad that you sang because not pooping can really be bad for a kitty! You are much too valuable to your peeps, so I am glad you are...um...lighter now. The tie-dyed diaper is very classy!

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  13. Poor you, hope it's sorted out soon. Like the colours.

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  14. Oh no. . but at least Daddy cared enough to make you something tie dyed?

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  15. DO. NOT. POST. THIS. ON. FACEBOOK!

    That's all we are going to say!

    Emma and Buster

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  16. you must be all cleaned out! That is a new one for mum, tie dye diapers. TTD. I think you could sell lots to humans.

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  17. Maui, I can so relate. I had that happen to me not once...but twice! It was horrible! But I never had to wear the diaper. When I got home, I ran under the bed...and you can bet I left a mess or two under there. You look very stylish in your diaper, though. ~Zoey

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  18. Oh no. That does not sound like fun...poor kitty. At least you have stylish undies!

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  19. Oh no. ...that's awful. At least your diaper is stylish.
    The Florida Furkids

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  20. Poor Maui, we sure hope you are feeling better now...and have gotten rid of the diaper.

    Thanks for the tip, we'll try to keep that in mind!
    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  21. No , no, no , no , no , no, HEELLLLLLL NO! I hope you're feeling better, Maui ... lesson learned. Though I don't get why using a little tune to pass the time while you do your business is so bad! Humans. Getting upset over nothing!! My Momma doesn't like when I chew electrical cords ... SHEESH ... the way she runs and flails you'd think I could die or something! {note: all the cords in our house are now taped to the wall. boo.} ~Bear Cat

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  22. oh goodness.. I so feel for you. (although I'm not sure who I feel for more, you or the mom)

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!