Likker License

Kitties!

Sylvester here.

It was a glorious day here at The Lounge--Mommy baked fresh bread!  Now, I'm not a bread-eater, but I do enjoy a nice new plastic bag.  To lick.  And lick.  And lick and lick and lick and lick until Mommy grabs her phone to capture my endless tongue-rasping.

Whereupon I immediately cease.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Gotta keep the peeps on their toes, right?

Happy Friday!

XX  Shy Sly  XX

Just Lick It, Lick It Good!*

Kitties!

Sylvester here.

One of my very favorite activities in the whole wide world (OK, this house) is Licking Plastic.  Mommy gets these awesome heavy-duty plastic bags for oversize items (like her ginormous bread loaves) and they are the BOMB.

Srsly,

Turn up the sound and you'll hear *just* how much I love these bags!

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Raspy, huh?

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Saliva-vester  XX

*with apologies to Devo

Hobbies

Kitties!

Hello.

My name is Sylvester and I am a plastic bag-licker.

It's one of the most satisfying activities in the world!

Shopping bags, bread wrappers, those little jobbies filled with screws that come with DIY furniture...I'll lick 'em all.

Recently Mommy brought home a nice thick plastic shopping bag, which I cat-mandeered right away. 

It was Most Excellent.

I love my hobby.

Happy Friday!

XX  Sylvester  XX

Thursday Thievery

Kitties!

The Mommy here.

Monday morning when I wandered into the kitchen to swill the hogs feed the Horde I unwittingly walked into the scene of a shocking, starchy crime:

The humble loaf of bread had been defiled!

Naturally I grabbed my phone to get a (blurry) picture for y'all.

Whilst immortalizing the infraction this character showed up:

Now, I ask you--was Sylvester revisiting the scene of the crime, or merely an interested onlooker?  He wasn't saying...although his breath did have a decidedly yeasty odor...and he's a confirmed bread wrapper-licker.

Kitties, I'm asking you to decide--innocent or guilty--and if not Sylvester, then whodunnit?

Happy Thursday!

XX  The Mommy  XX

Tuxedo Tuesday Tongue

Kitties!

Sylvester here, in the Larder/Laundry Room.

Please pardon the clutter.  Mommy is not nearly as tidy as she would like you to believe, there's stuff shoved in here all higglety-pigglety.  It's a great place to explore--there's always something new to get into inventory.

Do you see what is to the right of me?  It's a plastic bag!  I loveLoveLOVE plastic bags.

  To lick.

Mommy is a Good Egg, she pulled one down for me...

...and ran for the camera!

These bags are quite tasty, they're nice and sturdy, unlike a flimsy bread bag which are my more usual, pedestrian fare.

They take a licking and keep from sticking!

(with a nod to the old Timex ads)

Mommy was making weird noises here.

She's just jealous her tongue doesn't twist like a möbius strip.

Oh plastic bag, you are simply wonderful.  I could lick you for hours.

And Mommy, you ain't half bad either.  Just keep these lovely lapable bags coming and I'll be the Happiest Tuxedo Boy in the house.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Sylvester  XX