Trash Talk

Kitties!

Felix here.

hmmmm...Daddy usually has some interesting things in his office trash can...let's see what's in here today...

SCORE!!

The wax strip off of a mailing envelope--a tasty trashy tidbit.

If I'm stealthy Daddy will never notice me pilfering this...

...or not.

Rats! 

Time to destroy the evidence.

No, I'm not doing anything. 

 Move along now; nothing to see...no cats eating paper out of the trash...

(paper removal from cat gullet not pictured)

Daddy!  Give it back!

(abject begging also not pictured)

Damn.

(insert sulking)

Oh well, there's always tomorrow.

Happy Friday!

XX  Felix  XX

Office Attire

Kitties!

Felix here.

I was pestering snoopervising Daddy in his office the other day when he decided I needed the Paper Collar of Punishment, so he took a strip of paper and stapled it around my neck.  I let him, because a) I like to wear stuff, and b) this means we are gonna do some Serious Office Work.

Also, Daddy is crazypants so I humor him.

First we tested the perforability of the paper strip.

Daddy let go lest he be skewered by my fierce ivory fangs--what a scairdy-cat.

Next: the tensile strength test.

*TUG*

Daddy, testing is now complete.  I give this paper strip an "A-plus"!

And your cuddling ain't half bad either.

Happy Thursday!

XX  Felix  XX

Mancat Modeling--The Ugly Underworld EXPOSED!

Kitties!

Felix--that is, Ornj Copper here, with an expose report!

You know, not all Cat Modeling is glamorous, teleporting to exotic locales, meeting swanky Cats, eating fresh sushi, and playing THoE until dawn.

Sometimes, you have to take a job to keep you in Wax Paper.

Sometimes, you have to model Terribly Embarrassing Things.

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Like shower caps.

Just how am I supposed to make this look good?

My eyebrows are pinned back for Cod's sake!

It's undignified.

Plus, I need a larger size to accommodate my ears.

Kitties, we all have a price...

...and Daddy knows mine.

::chompity chomp chomp chomp::

Happy Monday!

XX  Felix, a.k.a. Ornj Copper  XX

Waxy Wednesday

Kitties!

Today we have a story in pictures, starring Felix and his arch-nemesis, the Evil Wax Strip!

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Felix  XX

Trashy Tuesday!

Kitties!

Felix here.

I'm snoopervising up a storm!

Whew.  I've been at this for, like, two whole minutes.  I'm bored.

Let's see if Daddy has thrown anything away that I need to inspect. 

Hmmmm.

Holy Cod!

There's WAX PAPER in here! 

DADDY!!!!!  How could you throw wax paper away!

What an incompetent nincompoop.

I guess I'll have to get it myself. 

Oh my...there's several pieces in here.  I think Daddy's yearly performance review is going to be chock full o'demerits.

He KNOWS all wax needs to be chewed Quality Tested before disposal! 

And what is this!?!  Sticky paper?

Yes, I do believe it is!  Things are going from Bad to Worse.

This has gone beyond the pale.  I cannot believe Daddy's blatant trash transgressions!

*must bite sticky paper* 

Ahem.

Sorry about that, I get a little carried away when sticky paper is involved...

*sigh*

I guess I'll have to conduct a Trash re-training session. 

HEY!

This isn't what I had in mind!

I may be in trouble...

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Felix  XX

Mancat Monday Wax Attack!

 Kittieth!

Felitxh here, thorry about the lithp...it'th thorta hard to talk wif a waxth thtrip in your mouf.

Daddy made up more pothtage paid mailerth for hith buithineth, and then we played WAXTH THTRIP!

Daddy dangleth it in front of me ever tho entithingly.  I rethitht ath long ath I can, until I have to grab it and give it the bitey!

::CHOMP::

FANGTH & FRECKLETH!

ACK!  It got away! 

Wait for it...wait for it...

GOTCHA! 

::gnaw gnaw gnaw::

I subdued the strip eventually, I always do.  In fact, I sometimes EAT it--Daddy tries to prevent this but  I'm sneaky and occasionally get a few inches down before he catches on to what I'm doing.  

Nothing like some tasty wax to keep a fellow "regular". 

Happy Monday, and for our AmeriCat friends, 

Happy Memorial Day!

xx  Felix  XX