Selfie Skepticism

Kitties!

Sweet Pea here.

Last week I posted about hearing a woofie in the back yard behind ours, and you all had lots and lots of questions...well, I've got the 411!

But first, a selfie I took while I was conducting impawtant research into this disturbing situation:

Anyhoo, the woofie is a Doberman named Nigel, and he is two years old.  His owner (Dogs have owners?  Cats have staff!) is a nice lady who has owned the house for years but has never actually lived there.  It may be a temporary arrangement (personal issues) or it may be a permanent move, although for us it doesn't seem like it's going to matter. Nigel never barks and our wall is too high for him to leap over and devour us, thank Cod.  We only know if he's outside when we hear his tags jingle on his collar while he's snuffling around in his own yard.  Mommy (that horrible woman) has petted Nigel and found him to be a "really nice boy".  She will try to get a photo of him...it remains to be seen if we'll let her post it on our blog though, she was covered in woofie-cooties after she scritched Nigel and has yet to be forgiven.

In the meanwhile, I'm on the lookout.

Happy Sunday!

XX  Sweet Pea  XX

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Skeptical

Kitties!

Sweet Pea here.

There's a woofie in the next door's back yard.

I don't know quite what to think about this turn of events...

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Sweet Pea  XX

Daddy Does a Good Deed

Kitties!

Monday it poured down rain in the morning.

We had a third of an inch in less than a half hour!

There was thunder, 

and lightening, 

and...

and...

a lost doggie! 

Apparently it DOES rain cats and dogs...

He was pretty frightened, but friendly.  Daddy coaxed him into the garage and shut the door to check him out.  Thankfully he had a collar with ID!  His name was Loki.  Daddy was able to contact Loki's Person (who was at work) and they came to get him immediately.  Loki has a fenced yard, but he was covered in dirt so Daddy thinks he must have dug his way out of the yard. and started wandering the neighborhood.

He was a wiggly guy--this is the best pic we have.

We could hear Loki barking when he was in the garage, and there were many many many puffed tails and Suspicious Looks aimed towards the door.

We have our paws crossed that the next time it rains we get water only!

Happy Wednesday!

XX  The Kats  XX

Friday FLUB.

Kitties!

Mommy--that feckless wench--went OUT this evening with Daddy and had fun...without US!  (Not that we'd actually enjoy going anywhere; you know, the whole car ride thing.)

Worse, they met a friend at the dog park and played with a woofie.

But that's not the most terrible infraction; the incredibly miscreant kicker is that Mommy got up early and went to work during the DAY (on her day off--we had things planned for her) so she didn't take any photos of us and now there's nothing to PUBLISH and furthermore our post is LATE...

*sigh*

Demerits will be awarded.

Any suggestions?

Happy Friday!

XX  The (Abandoned and Neglected) Lounge Kats  XX

The THING Invades, Again!

Kitties!

So, the other day Daddy's friend John came over to visit, and he brought with him his Vishus Hound!

 Sylvester originally came from a home with dogs so we thought maybe he'd be interested in Diesel.

WRONG!

::POUF::

Mommy was her usual perfidious self.

That's right Mommy, distract him with a fevver toy...

...he'll make a tender morsel of a snack.

That Loose Wench  Mommy encouraged Diesel play with OUR TOYS! 

  

He was especially taken with the red fevver toy, he ran around like a maddog with it and took it to his Dad several times.

Ugh, dog slobber.

Kitties, what should we DO?  This has got to stop!

Happy Thursday!

XX  The Lounge Kats  XX

The Recent Awfulness

Kitties!

A friend of Daddy's recently adopted a Shih Tzu puppy named Diesel. 

 Daddy told Mommy that Diesel was so cute that he wanted to bring him home!

  You can imagine our wrath.

Mommy, that traitor, wanted to go meet Diesel.  She is rotten to the core.  A no-count, n'er-do-well, dirty, lousy...what?

Oh.

It appears that Mommy will not type any more aspersions we might cast upon on her character.

Anyway, they went over to visit.

Diesel is tiny!  We could proly eat him in one or two bites. 

According to Mommy he is a soft cottony ball of fluff, but we thought he looked rather vishus.

He cuddled with our Mommy, who was smitten  Did we mention how terrible loving of all creatures she is?

Mommy thought Diesel had the cutest little hiney.  hmph.

So, that should be the end of the story, right?

Wrong.

Turns out that Diesel, like most woofies, actually likes to travel and go places! 

And unfortunately, one of "those places" was OUR house!

We were not amused.

And since Mommy won't let us tell you what we think of her and Daddy, here's a movie poster that says it all for us:

heh.

Happy Friday!

XX  The Katnip Lounge Kats  XX

Woofie Wednesday!

Kitties!

The Baby here, and boy-o-boy do I have an EXCITING story to tell!

Do you remember Rio?  Well his dad, T was over for a visit the other day, and his woofie Samson came along for the ride.  Apparently woofies are even insaner than I thought, they ENJOY car rides!

But I digress.

Daddy and T were having coffee and a good chin wag in the house, while Samson took a nap in the car--or so they thought.  In reality, he escaped!  And wandered into the back yard.

Right next to the Catio.

What the devil?

Where did YOU come from!!!????

::PUFF::

You get away from MY Catio, you...you...woofie!

Don't make me come out there!

hmmmmm...maybe I can clip his nose.

That's right, go on...you don't want to tangle with me.

And STAY gone!

Kitties, I showed Samson who rules the roost around here.

Thank Cod T put him back in the car.

For his own safety, that is.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  The Baby, aka Delilah  XX

Woofie Wednesday

Kitties!

We have an incredible event to report!

Yesterday Daddy ran out to buy Mommy a donut, and when he came back there was one of THESE in the HMS Trout!

A Shih Tzu Woofie!

Daddy found him wandering the neighborhood without a Person so he scooped the lil' guy up and brought him home to keep him safe.  He didn't have any tags on his collar, so Mommy called Animal Control to see if anybody had reported a lost doggie.  No luck.

So Daddy decided to go back out and drive around the hood to see if he could find the owner, and Mommy put a leash on the Woofie and gave him water and some Cat Snax! (He didn't eat any.)

Kitties, the next part of the story is pretty scary and awful.

Mommy let the Woofie IN THE HOUSE!!!

And then she whistled the Special Cat Treat whistle...and we all came running...and we saw the woofie!!!!

It's gonna be a long time before we forgive Mommy for that dirty trick.  We all puffed up about 47 times our size.  The Baby was the bravest of us all, she marched up to the woofie and sniffed his bum.  He tried to sniff her back and she gave him Ye Olde Smackypaw!

Daddy called just then and said he'd found the woofie's Person, so Mommy took him out into the garage to wait.  And his person came and took him home. 

Thank Cod.

We spent the rest of the day closely investigating the area where the woofie was inside the kitchen.  We had to make sure he was REALLY gone.

Daddy, we think you are the greatest guy...but please, don't ever bring a doggie home again. 

Mommy is not to be trusted!

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Lounge Kats