Over here...hiding in this box...it's me, FELIX!
Kitties, this is a great place to live, but there are a few things around here that just aren't right. First, there's that Monster that lives in the Lotus hole, and I'm here to tell you that the Laundry room has an EVIL spirit in there.
Even as a tiny Kitten Tot I could sense it!
Every time I came near the Laundry room I had to puff out and make a billy-club tail.
As a matter of fact, the whole kitchen area can be problematic. Mommy & Daddy call me "Mister Suspicious"! Just look! Where did all the water bottles go? I bet the thing in the Laundry room ate them.
The trash can has a strange Cat living in it...look at his eyes glow! Me & Scouty are lucky we got away alive.
And this magazine Cat...standing guard next to the Laundry Room...Highly Suspicious!
So here I am, bravely entering the Horrible Room itself!
I peep around the corner...
Kitties, that thing is terrible and nobody can see it but me! I have never, in seven whole years, gone into the Laundry Room voluntarily--until now, to show you this menacing evil being.
The other Cats traipse in and out of there, heck, they even SLEEP in there...I can't understand it.
This has been Felix reporting, from the upside-down fruit box in the Living room.
and xxoo from the rest of the (sane) Lounge Kats!