Psssst!
Over here...hiding in this box...it's me, FELIX!
Kitties, this is a great place to live, but there are a few things around here that just aren't right. First, there's that Monster that lives in the Lotus hole, and I'm here to tell you that the Laundry room has an EVIL spirit in there.
Even as a tiny Kitten Tot I could sense it!
Every time I came near the Laundry room I had to puff out and make a billy-club tail.
As a matter of fact, the whole kitchen area can be problematic. Mommy & Daddy call me "Mister Suspicious"! Just look! Where did all the water bottles go? I bet the thing in the Laundry room ate them.
The trash can has a strange Cat living in it...look at his eyes glow! Me & Scouty are lucky we got away alive.
And this magazine Cat...standing guard next to the Laundry Room...Highly Suspicious!
So here I am, bravely entering the Horrible Room itself!
I peep around the corner...
Looking up...
AND THERE IT IS!!!
Kitties, that thing is terrible and nobody can see it but me! I have never, in seven whole years, gone into the Laundry Room voluntarily--until now, to show you this menacing evil being.
The other Cats traipse in and out of there, heck, they even SLEEP in there...I can't understand it.
Any Ideas?
This has been Felix reporting, from the upside-down fruit box in the Living room.
and xxoo from the rest of the (sane) Lounge Kats!
We think you're wise to worry... it could be anything!! We heard a rumor once, that if a human looks between a cats ears when it is staring intently at 'nothing' they can see a ghost if there's one there!
ReplyDeleteFelix, that is really scary. We don't blame you for not wanting to go in there. You better stay safe and stay away from the laundry room. That Magazine rack is very suspicious too. Be careful and have a wonderful week.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOODNESS!! Run Felix Run!!!!! Quick get your mum!!
ReplyDeleteYou are such a brave, brave, brave, brave amazing kitty!! Well done Felix for bringing this strange creature to our attention!! Now we know what lurks in the Lotus Hole and it's WEIRD!
Take care
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We love magazine cat, how cute it is. Does it have a brother or sister?
ReplyDeleteAs for the monster, stay out of the laundry room.
You're Mr. Suspicious like Samson! He thinks it's better to be cautious and that cat in the garbage can looks scary too!
ReplyDeleteFelix, all we can say is you're one brave mancat to walk in there alone!!!
ReplyDeleteYikes`~! That's sure a creepy looking thing! Is it from the movie..."Killer Klowns from Outer Space?" Well, it should be! Oh yeah, we have an award for you today!
ReplyDeleteAAAIIIIEEEE! Clown Monster! Run for your lives!
ReplyDeleteYikes! That clown monster looks very scary to us! You're wise not to venture into the laundry room. Have you done a kitty head count lately, made sure everyone is still around? We'd be worried....
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what that is but I would never go in that room again. I am a little bit scairt.
ReplyDeleteHISSSSSS!! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHHHHHHIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!! RUN FOR YOUUUURRRRRR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEE! L a u t r..
What a grand adventure...you have some very pretty paint colors in your home.
ReplyDeleteMadi and Mom
Oh my, under the bed looks like a good idea!
ReplyDeleteWe think the Laundry Room Monster is really scary too. Even our MOM thinks it's scary (she does not like clowns!)
ReplyDeleteP.S. Tasha says that if inanimate objects bother you, just give 'em a smack. Works for her! (She really dislikes the TV remote so it gets smacked a lot.)
Felix, we think you are very wise to stay out of the laundry room...it's always best to be safe rather than sorry!!!!! Save those 9 lives!!!! xxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteUm that is a pretty major scary piece of work. I'm certain I would not go in there either.
ReplyDeleteFelix you were very brave to go in there to show us the monster - we don't think we could be that brave. WE don't understand why the other kitties aren't bothered by it - but we think you are smart to stay away!!
ReplyDeletePawsome idea about the cat nip on the porch!! We are going to try that and hopefully the camera will catch her rolling around and having a good 'ol time!
ReplyDeleteEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! That is one frightening creature! Do you need a priest to come in and oust the evil one?
ReplyDeleteoh my cod, that is one of the scariest things i ever seed. i am with you, i would NOT go in there.
ReplyDeleteThe Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde say, "Aaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!! Run away! Run away!!"
ReplyDeleteClowns are scary aren't they? You should not go back in there!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDer is nothing wrong wif yoo, it's da rest of 'em we'z worried about! Yoor right, clowns are EVIL.
ReplyDeleteOh no, Felix. Man, the monster looks scary! I think you are right to worry, Felix. Better safe than sorry!
ReplyDelete-Sherkhan
OMC!!! We saw it too! We would never ever go in there either. Keep away from scary monsters.
ReplyDelete*reow*
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~~~poof tail~~~~
Felix
Be furry careful. We aren't sure what this is either. It may be an alien like what Sammy Meezer always has to fight...we don't want aliens in your house too.
purrs
Abby
Felix, if we were you we would never go in the laundry room again. Very scary!
ReplyDeleteAAAARRGGHHH!!! That's scary!!! There's no way we would ever set paw in that laundry room!!!!
ReplyDeleteYikes! You're wise not to go in there, and thanks for being brave to show it to us. I love your box and the picture of you with your puffed up tail. Oh, that is one disturbing clown monster!
ReplyDeleteYeah, things disappear around our house all the time - We don't talk about it, but we think there's an evil spirit in this house, too! Fortunately we haven't found any scary monsters like you have, Felix! We'd stay away from the laundry room, if we were you!!!
ReplyDelete~Nico & JayJay :)
I don't really know what that awful thing is, but I bet Scouty can protect you from it.
ReplyDeleteI'd like some pictures of The Baby soon, pretty please!
Poor Felix! I've heard of folks who are afraid of clowns, but never a kitty before. It's called 'coulrophobia', and I know that you can get therapy for that. It might be good to set up an appointment with a psychoterrorpist -- but then you'd probably be suspicious of him/her, too! Oh well!
ReplyDeleteWe think that's scary too Felix!
ReplyDeleteOh poor Felix. Is hard when nobody sees stuff and you has to try to purrtect them all by your self. You are a very brave mancat!
ReplyDeleteHoly COD! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
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