Kitties!
You might think Our Mommy is an obedient, law-abiding person.
Nope.
Mommy is a SCAFFLAW!
Check THIS out!
No Mommy...don't cut the tag off!
You could go to JAIL!
Who will feed us?
NOOOOOOOOO!
We're gonna starve, we just know it.
XX Lounge Kats
It's OK. The label says she'll get away with it if she now eats the comforter. Hand her the mayo, sweetie!
ReplyDeleteOh man--she is really really wicked!
ReplyDeleteOh for sure now I think one of you kittehs should write to those people on Cuthbertson Street in North Carolina and tell on her. Isn't it nice that they give you all that informayshuns right on the label?
ReplyDeleteI know you'd prolly miss her if she hadda go to the slammer, but I'll bet your Dad could take good care of you for awhile. And maybe you could bake her a cake with a file in it. That would really put you high up on that scafflaw list.
Stay tuned for a Nip report tomorrow or Friday! Also, an update on those little scalawags Aggie & Wally!
Well we see rebellion runs in the family so you come about it honestly! Hopefully your mom stocked up on plenty of foods before she cut that off though in case the tag police come and haul her off.
ReplyDeleteAfter my human went out for the evening without feeding me the other day, I'd have to say your human's infraction pales in comparison!
ReplyDeleteOh nooooo! Oh, wait, it sez she can remove it as long as she consumes it. Does yoor mom like da taste of polyester fiber? Maybe a little mustard would help.
ReplyDeleteWhat a law-breaker! she should do extra litter box cleaning duty as a penalty
ReplyDeleteYour Mommy is a wild one=we love her, she's lots of fun :)...Have a fun day, friends...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteMeeheeheehee..... Your naughty naughty mummy!!!!
ReplyDelete- Sherkhan
A-ha!! That;s where you get your scafflaw antics from!! Your mum is a REBEL!
ReplyDeletePawsome! :-)
Take care
x
She could always plead temporary insanity...or duress....C'mon guys, it's your MOM! You'd protect her, no matter what.
ReplyDeleteOh noes! That's almost worse than running with scissors!
ReplyDeleteShe's a SCAFFLAW, no doubt abowt it! Tee hee!
ReplyDeleteHa! We think your mom has what it takes to be a cool mom.
ReplyDeleteOh good lord. I fear for you kitties. At least you still have your dad.
ReplyDeleteUh oh! Your mom likes to live on the edge, we see. Have they come and taken her away in handcuffs yet? If not, any moment now....
ReplyDeleteIs she still on the lamb? FAZ
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you kitties are such rule breakers. Look at the example your mum is giving you! :O
ReplyDeleteI'm so scared for you kitties. Since this is all Mom's fault for encouraging your Mom, I promise I will send her over to bail out your Mom should the police come to take her away!
ReplyDeleteShocking!
::Looks around to make sure the law isn't watching:: Mom does this too!
annnnnddddd mommies are supposed to set good examples for us kitties. No wonder we are rule breakers...Mom doesn't like those tags either.
ReplyDeleteMadi and Mom
Oh no, our people have done this too! Is there a rehab program for them?
ReplyDeleteThe Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde says, "It's okay so long as mom bought it. So all you need to do is swear to the police to come to pick her up that you saw her doing it and bringing it into the house in a really really big box that you tore to shreds so that the evidence is now gone. Oh yeah, and the receipt too. One of you ate it and got sick on the tag which is why mom took it off. ::ears pricking forward & nodding sagely:: That'll work!!"
ReplyDeletesutio - a patio that suits the cats to a t
Now we know where YOU cats get your rebellious streak!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Our mom remembers when those tags did NOT say "except by the consumer" and lots of people were really scared to take them off! (We're glad they finally added that to to the wording.) Anyway, your mom is a true rebel - we bet she was cutting them off even then.
ReplyDeleteYour mom is a real rebel!!! So, it's kinda like monkey see, monkey do, so when you break the rules, blame your mom!
ReplyDeleteHaha!! Your mom is almost as bad as you guys!!
ReplyDeleteIf you get hungry, just come on over here. We have plenty of food!
ReplyDeleteOh no, she didn't, and you've got pictures!!!
ReplyDeleteYour mom is living on a knife edge - but no one here will say anything about that very naughty thing she did - we promise with crossed paws.
ReplyDeleteMeowm was laughing maniacally just looking at the pictures......skeery!
ReplyDeleteNo! Not the tags!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKitties, don't look now, but your house might just be surrounded with law enforcement officials!
Help her hide! You need her thumbs to open the dinner cans!
Kitties! I am deeply afraid for you and your welfare. If the Tag Police DO come, and they surely will then there needs to be a plan.
ReplyDeleteI see where you guys got your, um...sense of adventure..yeah..adventure...that's the ticket.
Whatever you do, do NOT tell the Tag Police about The Baby running with scissors! They will call the Kitty Protective Society!
Kitties, you can come over here and snuggle with me..okays? No po-leeces here. Rupert..you can snuggle with me. The rest of you on mommy's bed.
Oh no! She's really done it now. Will it take her long to consume it?
ReplyDeleteOh noes we hope the blogger poolice havent seen this!
ReplyDeletepurrin
xo
Abby
Oh no! Can you guys get to one of those all-you-can-eat buffets? Then, I bet if you all tried, you could play the slots! THEN, you can bail your mommy out of jail!
ReplyDeleteYou will be OK, your mum is the consumer who is allowed to take the tags off. Our mum does it all the time.
ReplyDeleteYes, now it becomes clear where you kittehs get your Scafflawness! We will send you some of our fudz...
ReplyDelete-Pip, Smidgen, Minnie
**eyes widen** You mean you can really go to jail for doing that??? Oh rats!! Our Mom cuts those off all the time!! Who'll feed us?? Grandma lives too far away now!! WAAAAAHHH!
ReplyDelete*sniff* Maybe they'll just give our Moms warnings THIS time!! We don't know about you kitties - but we're gonna put the bitey on our Mom's hands the next time she tries to cut those illegal tags off!!
~Nico, Simon & JayJay :)
ps. Simon: *PSST* Um, May Ling, I really like you too!! Would you like to be my boyfriend??! Er, um - UH!! *Blush*Blush*Blush* I mean, could I be your boyfriend?? **runs & hides**
hehe! Love is in the air! ::chirp::
ReplyDeletePurrs, Cory