I have something absolutely AWFUL to report.
I got TOUCHED!
In one day.
Here's evidence of a sort:
Mommy just grabbed my TAIL!
I was all sacked out and sleeping and stuff, and I lost track of my tail.
Just because it was all dangly-down and floofy does NOT give Mommy the right to sneak up on me.
After this terrible intrusion on my person I needed a nap, so I went and slept on another ramp.
So deeply, Daddy snuck up on me and STROKED me, like four or five times!
I'm ashamed to admit I was enjoying it until I woke up and realized I was being violated and not having a really good dream involving pretty GirlCats.
Kitties, it was horrible.
I don't know how The Baby endures this:
I mean, really!
Look at how Mommy is dressed!
It's hard to decide which is worse.
or the fashion faux paws.
Speaking of The Baby, I have some really BIG NEWS to report:
She's the featured Kitty on Katt Food!
Check it out...she's a verreh tasty dish, indeed.