We have an incredible event to report!
Yesterday Daddy ran out to buy Mommy a donut, and when he came back there was one of THESE in the HMS Trout!
A Shih Tzu Woofie!
Daddy found him wandering the neighborhood without a Person so he scooped the lil' guy up and brought him home to keep him safe. He didn't have any tags on his collar, so Mommy called Animal Control to see if anybody had reported a lost doggie. No luck.
So Daddy decided to go back out and drive around the hood to see if he could find the owner, and Mommy put a leash on the Woofie and gave him water and some Cat Snax! (He didn't eat any.)
Kitties, the next part of the story is pretty scary and awful.
Mommy let the Woofie IN THE HOUSE!!!
And then she whistled the Special Cat Treat whistle...and we all came running...and we saw the woofie!!!!
It's gonna be a long time before we forgive Mommy for that dirty trick. We all puffed up about 47 times our size. The Baby was the bravest of us all, she marched up to the woofie and sniffed his bum. He tried to sniff her back and she gave him Ye Olde Smackypaw!
Daddy called just then and said he'd found the woofie's Person, so Mommy took him out into the garage to wait. And his person came and took him home.
We spent the rest of the day closely investigating the area where the woofie was inside the kitchen. We had to make sure he was REALLY gone.
Daddy, we think you are the greatest guy...but please, don't ever bring a doggie home again.
Mommy is not to be trusted!
XX Lounge Kats