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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Humiliation.

Kitties!


Mommy won an auction for a book, titled "The Craggy Hole in My Heart and the Cat Who Fixed It" from Fuzzy Tales.  It came, and in the package were some really cool things...treats, a nice card (with some Annie furs--Felix went ballistic), and a fun red toy!
Look at our loot!


Then, we found out that we had been BETRAYED!

DUPED!

SWINDLED!

The red thing was NOT a toy.

I can't move with this THING strangling me!


GAH!  I have devil-eyes. 


I refuse to even look at you. 

Naturally we got treats, but really, what's gonna make up for this?  64 pounds of fresh tuna?  A bale of nip?  
Time for strategic yakking.


Happy Caturday!

XX  Sweet Pea,  May Ling and Maui


pee ess:  Mommy enjoyed the book a lot!

44 comments:

  1. What the ????? You mean what you thought was a toy was a kitty strangulation and embarrassment device? Whoa.

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  2. Now that looks like one nice package! I think that neck thing is for putting on little dogs so us cats can laugh at them!

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  3. But you kitties look so cute, the christmas collar is adorable!!!

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  4. We keep warnin kitties not to wear that stuff, but it keeps happenin.

    DO NOT DO THIS STUFF AT HOME! Unless you are a serious professional like Daisy it just turns out badly!

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  5. Great loot and that is some collar. You guys look like you escaped from the Cirque De Soleil show in that!

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  6. MOL! That's a lovely collar! I'm gonna check out the book. It sounds very interesting.

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  7. My friends.... oh my poor friends. The indignity this thing called 'Christmas' is bringing on you all.

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  8. Dat is a dirty trick, make yoo think yoor gonna get a toy and it turns our to be a tortchure device! What next? Will dey be saying der is no Sandy Claws. Bah, humans can be so evil.

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  9. OMC, there is NOTHING that can make up for that collar! I am still mad at my human for putting things like that on me and it has been years.

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  10. My cats would go on strike ! I think they wouldn't even allow me to put that thing around their necks, lol ! Treats are far better and good books too !

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  11. Oh no! How sneaky! Fank goodness the book and the treats and the card are nice.

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  12. PS: if yoo get snow, could yoo ask yoor mom to take a few pics of Las Vegas wiv snow so our mom can see it. She's only ever seen it sunny. Fanks.

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  13. wow how lucky you are!So lovely gifts!
    And you are adorable with the necklace!
    CUTE picture!
    purrs
    Luna

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  14. We're so sorry....really! The mom is hanging her head in shame for having the impulse to send that along with the book. Of course, she's also laughing her head off at the moment, which is NOT nice!

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  15. We are miaowing with laughter really loudly. You guys were so duped. That is so unfunny it is hysterical. And the photos sum it all up.
    now I hope you have revenge planned. For a start the whole thing is now saturated in stinky wee. And then you need a few fur balls in some footwear. And how about some poo in the sock drawer ? And just fir good measure bottom wiggles everytime they look at you, just to get them thinking you are going to spray. You must have revenge. But I admit I haven't toped laughing yet.

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  16. I used to think you had the best mummy ever. Now I'm not so sure.

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  17. what what a great Christmas surprise! other than the strangulation collar! LOL Hope you are enjoying all the treats!

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  18. That was a dirty trick but guess what, you all do look kind of Christmasy with it on. Our Mom has been doing that kind of poo-poo to us too. Not fun. We understand perfectly. Hope your day gets better.

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  19. Y'all looks kinda cute in the collars can't stick around your blog the Mom might see your pictures and get BAD ideas. (running very fast to another blog that doesn't have cute cats in CLOTHES or COLLARS)

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  20. So many fun treats you received! Well, the Christmasy collar does look cute, how could mom resist taking a few photos! ;)
    xo Catherine

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  21. We it sure looks pretty darn festive even if it was a trick!

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  22. Those are some great prizes. I like the red collar - makes you look very festive.

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  23. Uh, sorry, no sympathy from me. I had to wear one of those too (the evidence is in my banner photo). For strategic yakking, I like to yak on the carpet (my yak is the same color as the carpet) and wait for one of them to step in it. It makes my day!

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  24. Did you girls just sit nice and quiet while that thing was put round your necks - in future stick up for yourselves - fight fang and claw until the human retreats.

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  25. Aww but adorable Sweet Pea, May Ling and Maui!! That red ruff thingy added to your natural beauty !! Charlie is swooning at the sight of such gorgeousness!!!
    :-)

    We think that you all deserve extra treats for being so lovely!!

    Yay that sweet Felix has a souvenir of Annie's furrs!! Take care

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  26. Oh no! At least you got treats to make up for the indignity of it.

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  27. Ack!
    That thing is a close relative to the harness that makes you go limp by stealing your bones!

    Mom says the book looks good. Geneen Roth is an inspirational writer about self esteem and dieting too.

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  28. I'd hold out for at least 65 pounds of tuna...

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  29. We are very suspicious because #1 has a strange look on her face....

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  30. Sorry! Can't comment! Laughing too hard!!

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  31. MOL.....that is just about too funny. You kitties in a joker collar. Very cute pictures and we thank you for tolerating them.
    At least 20 lbs of fresh tuna will be required to make up for the humiliation.
    Hugs Madi

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  32. WE think that you all are ready for Santa Paws. YOU Look so cute...but you're right you've been betrayed.

    purrin
    xoxox

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  33. We know you three will come up with a suitable revenge....

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  34. That's a tricky prize ! I just wonder what it look like when human wear it : )

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  35. NO TOY? Ya know, I think devil eyes really do SAY it all!!

    Noir

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  36. Oh you SWEETIES! I'm sorry but I am far away from the collar and I can safely say, you look wonderful!

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  37. MOL!!! Yes you did get tricked but you look ADORABLE!!!
    I hope you got to play with it after! It does look like it would be a great toy!
    CONCATS on winning the give-away!

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  38. You do look cute in the collar but for some reason we don't think you care. We hope Santa rewards you BIG time for having to wear it though!

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  39. Oh you poor deluded little dears! Don't you know how to hurt the Humans SO bad that they NEVER try anything like that again?
    Don't you have CLAWS? Wake UP, Kitties! THIS is what they're FOR!
    Don't be afraid of a little BLOODLETTING!

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  40. Wahahahah! My little kitty hawking loves your posts, Katnip Lounge cats!!

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  41. Oh noes! Meowmy looked at the pictures and didn't think you looked humiliated at all and when she goes to Petco this afternoon she said she's gonna look for something similar for us! (She's such a slug, she still hasn't posted pictures of us fitted out with a similar collar for Hollow-weenie!) You guys sure got some nice loot with a cool book for your purrson.

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  42. Concats on the win! But you do look very festive and cute in your Christmas collar!

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  43. Nice win! I've read that book and it's good, so I hope you enjoy it too. We're sorry the kitties don't like the collar. . .ours wouldn't either.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!