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Starring: The Baby *Tiny Johnson * Felix * Rupert * Scouty * CC * Sweet Pea * Maui * May Ling * Salem

and...*Angels Grayce, KonaKitty, and Sylvester* always loved, never forgotten




Showing posts with label humiliation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humiliation. Show all posts

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Saturated Selfie



Kitties!

Salem here.

This is soooooo humiliating.  

I was given a BATH.  By Daddy, that treacherous knave!
Notice you can't see my head in the photo?  That's so maybe you won't recognize me...


Happy Sunday!


XX  I Don't Need No Stinkin' Bath Salem  XX


Visit The Cat On My Head to join the fun!




Thursday, September 3, 2015

Post Colonoscopy Blues



Kitties!


Maui here.

**cue blues riff**

da DA da DA DUM...
da da
da da
da DA da DA DUM...

♫♫♪
Oh my Daddy had a procedure...
Went up his bum with scope...

He's all OK and stuff
Came home and forced me to cope...

With this stupid score
in the form of a cap
had my name on it
I say it's pure crap
♪♪♪♫♫

Oh I've got the blues...
the post colonoscopy blues!
♪♫♪♪♫♫


Happy Thursday!

XX  Musical Maui  XX

Thursday, February 12, 2015

A Totally Tasteless Post





✪✪WARNING✪✪

The following post may not be suitable for Young Kittehs

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Kitties!


Mommy has sunk to a whole new nadir of depravity.

Just LOOK what she videoed!

Or, view the awfulness HERE

Rest assured, kitties--she WILL be punished!
Severely.


Happy Friday!

XX  Johnny and Scouty  XX
(2-gether, 4-ever!)

Monday, December 23, 2013

And so, the Horror of Catmas Begins...


Kitties! 


Felix, er...Ornj Copper here.

Normally I'm verreh Patient modeling cutting fashions.

Scarves, paper collars, T-shirts...bring 'em on.


But this is where I draw the line!

Festive, my furry arse.


Happy Monday!

XX   Teh O. C.   XX


Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Terrible Tuesday Outtakes

Kitties!

As you may have guessed, not all of us are as certifiably crazypants happy as Felix to model the Horrible Holiday Hat (HHH).  This has not excused us from being subjected to wearing it; in fact, for some reason, our unwillingness to endure its strangling embrace amuses Mommy and Daddy immensely.

They were simply awful, braying and chortling with glee at us whilst we struggled to escape.

The only consolation was that Mommy had to go through hundreds of photos...here's a few:
Sylvester refuses to face the camera...

...as The Baby races for the hills.  A wise move.  She's seen this dog-n-pony show far, far too many times.

Rupert:  Mommy, you AND your double chins are gonna die.  Tonight.

Tiny Johnson:  Nice backdrop management and composition...NOT!  And you call me slow.

There's a bitey happening here.  Of course with Grayce there's always a bitey happening!

Crayce:  getitoff getitoff getitoff getitoff getitoff!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Oh Cod, WHY?

Salem:  Mommy, despite your insane imaginings, patting my bottom does not make this better! 

Neither does your stylin' pants.

  Sweet Pea:  I'm will urinate inappropriately on something in retribution for this atrocity.

Yes, even Ornj Copper can have a wardrobe malfunction.

The worst part is the Dreaded Jingle Jester Collar and the Awful Antlers have been spotted.  We're laying low...


Happy Tuesday!

XX  Sylvester, Rupert, Johnny, Salem, Sweet Pea, and Felix  XX

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Humiliation.

Kitties!


Mommy won an auction for a book, titled "The Craggy Hole in My Heart and the Cat Who Fixed It" from Fuzzy Tales.  It came, and in the package were some really cool things...treats, a nice card (with some Annie furs--Felix went ballistic), and a fun red toy!
Look at our loot!


Then, we found out that we had been BETRAYED!

DUPED!

SWINDLED!

The red thing was NOT a toy.

I can't move with this THING strangling me!


GAH!  I have devil-eyes. 


I refuse to even look at you. 

Naturally we got treats, but really, what's gonna make up for this?  64 pounds of fresh tuna?  A bale of nip?  
Time for strategic yakking.


Happy Caturday!

XX  Sweet Pea,  May Ling and Maui


pee ess:  Mommy enjoyed the book a lot!