You kitties think you're so smart, teleporting hither, thither, and yon.
You think we Humans don't notice when you're out having a night on the tiles.
The dead giveaway:
The Classic HangDownOverUnder.
Let's take a little closer Look, shall we?
Note: a chewed pillow corner, obviously done whilst wildly carousing.
The Bird's Eye View of Vice:
Can This Cat be Saved?
Kitties, we're watching you.
It's for your own Good.