May Ling here.
It's important to stay clean.
You just never know when a snorgle or a petting might happen.
You don't want to offend your Person!
At least with Fur Odor.
(poop stink is different)
Organization is key.
First the Right side.
Then the Left.
Wash your eyes,
then your ears.
Get in there...gotta be able to hear mousies!
Wash the Cat Wax off your paw.
This may require a little work.
Attend to your nails.
It's OK to spit out your nail sheaths. Your Person will vacuum them up.
Major tongue extension is vital.
There, one last swipe, and I'm done!
XX May Ling