Is this thing on?
I think so...
The Lady who lives here left her Magic Innernets Box out here on the Patio, so I decided to reveal some of my secrets to you.
I know all about you kitties and the blogsophere and other stuff from the Kats who live inside the Catio, and they told me all y'all were curious about me. Which is only natural, being that you're CATS.
Anyway, I have a pretty nice gig going on here at my Restaurant Stop. The People put a nice big serving (two cans!) of wet food out every evening, and there's always kibble to eat along with fresh water in my Hut.
I come in at dusk to eat and socialize, and sometimes I swing by in the morning to say hello.
The Man who lives here is very intriguing. I've sniffed his hand a few times and one of these days I'll let him pet me. He's pretty cool, unlike the Lady who talks to me in this ear-splitting screechy high voice. I might let her get near me if she promises to keep her pie hole closed.
Since my Restaurant Spot is part of my Territory, I need to make sure it smells like me.
This area is a little deficient...
...yup, the overly-zealous People have once again (!!!) hosed my Manly Pee Odor off the screen.
A ManCat's work is never done.
::tssst! tssst! tssst!::
All is right with the world now, everycat will know that this Catio is Mine.
At least on the Outside.
*dusts off paws*
OK, time for me to go take a nap.
I don't sleep in the Hut that the People built for a couple of reasons; first off because I'm a Cat and you know how we feel about beds WE don't pick out, and secondly I have a Sleeping Spot I already feel really safe in. Where is it? I can't tell you--it wouldn't be safe then!
I like to hop up on the wall from the new launching area the Man built.
The walls in the neighborhood are my purrsonal highways!
The Lady says that soon I'm going to go someplace to get "fixed". I've got news for her; I'm not broken! Look at how healthy I am and what big CatNuts I have.
Fixed! As if.
And I have no plans to go anywhere...
...except up onto this flyover wall.
Another good ManSquirt onto the palm fronds.
My work here is done.
See y'all later!
I'll be back for dinner tonight.
Can I have the Salmon Dinner? I like that flavor best.
Happy Friday Kitties!
XX Henry XX