Daddy was walking down the hall when he saw this:
Now, while the fact the bed is made is amazing, the thing we'd really like you to notice is The Lump.
Now, Lumps aren't something you see every day around here. Bed Warts yes, Lumps no.
Daddy had to check it out.
He started his investigation by gently touching The Lump. It was small, firm, and emitted tiny irritated "mews" when palpated.
Intrigued, Daddy decided to delve into The Lumpen mystery further.
He lifted the quilt...
..and The Lump was revealed.
Salem: Daddy, I'm trying to sleep here!
Curiosity satisfied (and suitably chastened), Daddy lowered the quilt,
tip-toed out of the room,
and The Lump resumed her slumber.
XX Salem XX