The OK Cats commented yesterday that they didn't see ME with any Bunny Ears on in Sunday's post. Well, that doesn't mean Mommy didn't try.
The first thing she did when she got home (before torturing my other furblings) was sneak up on me while I was sleeping.
Then...SHE TOUCHED ME!
In fact, Mommy petted me for a couple of minutes, while I snoozed. I thought I was having a really nice dream involving pretty LadyCats so I didn't mind. I stretched out long, turned over, and then, ::HORRORS:: I woke up.
There were no pretty LadyCats, only that touchy-feely troll Mommy in awful overalls!
I leaped up and hissed a mighty hiss.
Then I kept a close eye on Mommy, because basically she's untrustable. She could have that stew pot ready and waiting for me anywhere, anytime.
Kitties, I learned something yesterday; there are WORSE things than the stew pot!
Now I have TWO things to worry about.
Like real fake Bunny Ears.
Whew, dodged a bullet there.
XX Scouty XX
Note from Mommy: Scouty is veryveryVERY soft and silky! I got in a good minute of flank and tummy rubbins before he came to and freaked out. One of these days I'm just gonna grab him and MAKE him love pettings. In full leather and a face mask.