I'm trying to decide what to do. Should I watch a little TV?
King of the Hill is on.
Hmmmm. Nancy Gribble has nice tatas.
(Can I say "tatas"?)
What else is on?
Bulls against the Hawks. Mommy and Daddy root for the Bulls; they were in Chicago during the Michael Jordan years and watched him play a few times at the stadium.
I'm bored with TV. I want some one on one interaction.
Ah, here's my Mommy.
::pat pat pat::
ooooh, that's perfect Mommy, spank my bum! Firmly!
Sylvester's not the only kitty that does a fine Elevator Bum in this house.
Time to plop down for some serious rubbins.
Scrub my tummy.
Ahhhhhhh, this is way better than watching TV.
In fact, it's the best option of all!
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