One of my favorite things in the world to do is bite paper, and the BEST paper in the world to
eat and barf up bite is the waxed paper from a roll of stamps. It's delicious!
Hi Daddy! Whatcha you doing?
Are you making mailers for your business?
Are you almost done?
How about Now?
Daddy: Felix, I'm not done yet but here's a little piece.
Daaaaaddy! I want the whole thing!
Daddy: OK, here's the rest! Cripes, you're a Pest.
Here comes the part I really like.
Daddy chides me while I bite the paper!
Daddy: Felix! What are you doing?
You leave that wax alone!
(we sometimes call it the "Wax")
You better not bite that paper!
What are you doing?
Are you biting that wax?
You give me that!
You quit biting that!
I like to grab the wax paper strip with my mighty paws and really give it the business.
Check out at my freckled gums!
Once I get a good hold on the wax paper...
::gnaw gnaw gnaw::
...I run off with it!
Uh oh, here comes Daddy!
Daddy: Felix! You bring that back!
What are you doing, eating that wax?
You give that back!
Finally, this happens:
I end up wearing my toy!
But not for long...
Daddy: FELIX! What are you doing, Sir!?!
XX Felix XX