Kitties!
Felix here.
One of my favorite things in the world to do is bite paper, and the BEST paper in the world to eat and barf up bite is the waxed paper from a roll of stamps. It's delicious!
Hi Daddy! Whatcha you doing?
Are you making mailers for your business?
You are!?!
Oooooh!
Are you almost done?
Now? Now?
Now?
How about Now?
Daddy: Felix, I'm not done yet but here's a little piece.
Daaaaaddy! I want the whole thing!
Daddy: OK, here's the rest! Cripes, you're a Pest.
Here comes the part I really like.
Daddy chides me while I bite the paper!
Daddy: Felix! What are you doing?
You leave that wax alone!
(we sometimes call it the "Wax")
You better not bite that paper!
FELIX!!
What are you doing?
Are you biting that wax?
You give me that!
::chomp chomp::
You quit biting that!
I like to grab the wax paper strip with my mighty paws and really give it the business.
Check out at my freckled gums!
Once I get a good hold on the wax paper...
::gnaw gnaw gnaw::
...I run off with it!
Uh oh, here comes Daddy!
Daddy: Felix! You bring that back!
What are you doing, eating that wax?
You give that back!
Finally, this happens:
I end up wearing my toy!
But not for long...
Daddy: FELIX! What are you doing, Sir!?!
Happy Monday!
XX Felix XX
MOL...Felix, you are end up with the best costume..hee..hee
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PS : Love your photos, so much fun !
Excellent - your Daddy gets to call you SIR! Now the priorities in your house are right wethinks. You certainly have a mighty chomp action.
ReplyDeleteWow! Your dad is good to you to give you that really good paper!
ReplyDeleteFelix, I can totally relate to that fetish! Unforunately, my human won't let me have any! Not even if it gives her the chance to yell at me. She is no fun.
ReplyDeleteYou are quite handsome in your wax collar
ReplyDeleteIn your close up with your freckly lips I *know* you're thinkin 'I can give it up anytime I want!'.
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xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Boy! That surely looks like fun. I'll beg Mama to get me some too. purrr....meow!
ReplyDeleteMOL...now dats somfing we has got to try!
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Wow Felix, yoo really gots to haf some fun wif yoor daddy! And he called yoo 'sir'...all daddy ever calls Speedy is 'man', mommy sometimes calls him boyfrend.
ReplyDeleteLOLOL that's the funniest thing i've seen in ages. The look on Felix's face "Don't stop me now". Kudos to the camera crew, director, and star of the show!
ReplyDeleteFelix you are a little furry glue addict! Love those pics of you standing up like a big bear.
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Mmmm! Quite Tasty! Happy Monday! Meow!
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LOL!!!!! Yay for you lovely feisty Felix!! You get that paper from daddy and run- run like the wind with it! LOL!! Awwww daddy is such a killjoy!! Me and Charlie love your freckled gums!!! Take care
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Felix, is this an orange man fetish?? I LOVE chewing paper. This wax paper, I've never encountered, but it sure does look scrumptious! I love the picture with both your paws in action, holding the paper so you could bite it.
ReplyDeleteWe especially loved that close-up, Felix! The mom thinks you're a bit silly, in an endearing way. And we'd like to give that a try, see what the appeal is. :-P
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Felix, we don't blame you one bit. That was definitely very tempting!
ReplyDeleteOh yes! Isn't waxed paper BRILLIANT! It's the most fun thing to steal!
ReplyDeleteIt's the tail UP that kills me.
ReplyDeleteThe best toys are the ones that aren't toys!
ReplyDeletemaybe your dad can find a roll of non-self adhesive stamps and you can actually help him with his work by licking the stamps themselves.
ReplyDeletehe he - never heard of a kitty going after that stuff before. You have unique tastes!
ReplyDeleteFelix we'd love to know if it's the taste of the paper or the feel of it. Mum doesn't use enough stamps to get a roll of the edging.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Oh Felix you are adorable, I love your freckles!!! As Archie gets older he he has a few freckles now too :-)
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing better that getting totally wrapped up in playtime Felix!!!
ReplyDeleteYou sure know how to has a gud time Felix!
ReplyDeleteMOL! Yoo sure keep yoor daddy on his toes!
ReplyDeleteSounds like fun to me!
ReplyDeleteFelix that looks like a great toy/treat/snack/costume! Loved your freckled gums...Tanner has those too. Seems to get more each yeat!
ReplyDeleteGood job Felix getting that paper. You and Little Bit need to get together. She is always grabbing toys and dragging them back to her room. And we know she would love paper like that. Sure looks like you are having a good time with it. Have yourself a fun day.
ReplyDeleteFelix, we can't figure out how your fun toy turned into a necklace. We have a feeling that's not the way you planned it!
ReplyDeleteOh, you are naughty! hehehe. Good job. But don't swallow it.
ReplyDeleteMOL Felix you are a wild and crazy mancat. I bet that waxed paper makes a wonderful crunching sound when your toofs bit it. Milky-way the first family feline LOVED to like mom's pattern pieces when she sewed. She said his slobber was so potent the paper would dissolved.
ReplyDeleteHugs my sweet mancat.
Madi
Boy Felix I never thought of playing with the paper from the stamps- Thanks for the tip - I'll really have to check that one out.
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Genghis
Felix that looks like fun!
ReplyDeleteYou've got him under your paw, don't you!
LOL, Felix, that is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteFelix we think you and Esme are a match made in heaven! She loves paper too. And tissue.And toilet paper.Nom, nom.Barf.Barf.Yup.A match made in heaven we say!
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Thanks for giving us a most excellent laugh, Felix!
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The Chans
Felix, you gave ME and mom a most excellent laugh too. We loved this..and the interaction between you and your dad..priceless..or at least another strip or roll of stamps so we can see this repeated!
ReplyDeleteNow, that looks like a toy we could really sink our teeth into!
ReplyDeleteFelix, Felix,
ReplyDeleteYou go guy! You and Mikey and Billy would be best buds, as they like eating on things like that, too. Mostly plastic sacks, though, and the plastic that holds pop bottles together!
Love the photos.
LOL---thanks Felix, I needed that chuckle today! Scooter is fond of the yellow hard plastic rings that come around the big cases of printer paper I use for work. Especially when I cut them into smaller pieces so they'll fit into the trash---they're very "battable" that way. :)
ReplyDeleteOh goodness, you are a sassy ginger boy. I love it! Crunch crunch!
ReplyDeleteFelix!
ReplyDeleteYou are so much fun!!!
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Whoa! I want to try some of the wax myself! I like to lick envelope glue.
ReplyDeleteOh you shouldz get togedderz wit Delilah. She likes da paper shreddin' too! Too cute! Tank you fur remembrin' my birfday. I sure missez bloggin' but da CB nevfur lets us down.
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Dr Tweety
Oh Felix, Tillie would simply love to join you!!!! She is a paper fiend too,heehee
ReplyDeleteGood to see you having fun :)
Purrs Georgia
That is a very fine sash though.
ReplyDeleteIt is good that you help your daddy, Felix
bonks!
Hahaha! Felix, this pictures are hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteFelix you really need to meet Cody. You two would have a field day together! He loves running off with sticky cellophane and wrappers, thankfully he has never found the paper from stamps. I bet he would like that too! You both certainly would be a pair!
ReplyDeleteFelix, you rock. You kitties find the most unique things to play with!
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Oskar
Felix! You look like you are having so much fun! I bet that paper is very tasty, too.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are just so lucky there! We loved your action shots, Felix. And especially the shot with your spotty gums! Have fun with the wax!
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, and Hollie
Felix run, like the wind! What great fun! Sometimes the simplest toys are the most fun.
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Haha! Felix, mom thought me chewing plastic was weird, but we think this tops it!
ReplyDeleteI recommend Cellophane too.
ReplyDeleteLOL! You are so funny, Felix. I love those action shots!
ReplyDeleteFelix you are a hoot. Love these pictures. Sorry you ended up with your toy wrapped around your neck. What fun you were having. Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteBest cat toy ever!
ReplyDeleteFelix, you silly monkey boy!!!! I love your freckle-face mouth!!!
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