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Starring: The Baby *Tiny Johnson * Felix * Rupert * Scouty * CC * Sweet Pea * Maui * May Ling * Salem

and...*Angels Grayce, KonaKitty, and Sylvester* always loved, never forgotten




Sunday, June 19, 2011

THE WATER TORTURE CONTINUED!!!

Kitties!

The Baby here, enjoying a nice cuddle with Mommy...
...wait a minute...

Oh, no!!! 
Oh, HELL no!!

I smell just fine as I am!
I don't CARE about the fact that my fur is beige not white; I LIKE beige!  Beige is the new black!

MEROWWWWWWWWW

(Mommy:  At this point the bath requires two Humans.)

MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

::splish splash::

Wooooonderful...Rupert and Sweet Pea are here...my humiliation is complete. 
*drip, drip, drip*

What a revoltin' development.
::stomps off in a huff::

Daddy, why do you insist upon documenting the nadir of my existence?

Talk to the paw!

Kitties, after it was all over I was fresh and happy and frisky, maybe I did sorta need a bath.  
Just this once.


Happy Sunday, and Happy Daddy Day!

XX  Clean Whitey, aka The Baby  XX


pee ess:  Come on back tomorrow to see Scouty's Ten Things!

56 comments:

  1. NOOOOOOO!!!! Not the Baby in bathwater!!!!!!

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  2. Oh hell no, The Baby - they didn't! Why didn't you make them BLEED???? Hmph. Oh well, we'll be back tomorrow to see what 10 things Scouty has to say - otherwise, we'd boycott the blog in protest.

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  3. I particularly enjoyed all the snoopervisors!

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  4. You look bright and beautiful

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  5. You mean it only took TWO humans to bathe you? I am a little disappointed in you, Baby!

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  6. hahaha, Baby, you made us laugh! You look even more beautiful now after your bath than you did before! hopefully you won't have to have another for a loooong time xx

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  7. You put up a good fight The Baby! Rupert and Sweet Pea were very brave to sit there and enjoy the show at your expense like that. You do look very white though!

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  8. I have to say I am glad that is over. I really am a beige cat so you know... I hope no one gets the wrong idea...

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  9. NOOOO! I was SURE that the second victim could not POSSIBLY be you. Not The Baby! I can't tell you how disappointed I am that you even ALLOWED this to happen to you.

    And once again....no blood? I would think at least the Red Cross would have come with a couple of units typed and matched for the Humans.

    But....you did NO damage? I'm appalled.

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  10. Ha..Ha..Ha.. Sorry The Baby, But you made me laugh !!! Especially, The photo you stomps off in a huff..heh..heh..and You made me so happy to be Mostly Black. It's difficult to get myself into Beige Fur situation..But I may have to deal with same issue as Johnny ( whisper " Poop Butt " ) : )
    xoxox

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  11. 'Talk to the paw'.... MOL!!! You had me rolling on the floor with THAT one, Baby. Don't you feel better now all clean and white? =^..^=

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  12. Baby, you got tricked, huh! But you look very clean and good.

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  13. Hahahaha....Baby, Baby, Baby! You made my Sunday and made me forget about the rotten week I had. You sound so much like what Ling would do. But you are looking beautiful after the bath. :)

    PS/ Felix was the one sticking his head out at the side of the hammock. Hee hee.

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  14. The dreaded water!! Can see u put up a fight! We kitties don't have baths but have had patches of our fur coats washed and we weren't happy kitties!

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  15. You DO look fabulous in pure white, The Baby!!!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  16. Oh it's the baby and the bathwater joke!!! But what a fuss about nothing, Baby!!! You gave us a good laugh tho. "Talk to the paw" Hahaha

    You look tickity boo now ^,,^

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  17. Awww poor Baby, but I bet you smell lovely now? I got caught in a storm yesterday and got just as wet as a bath!! :)xx

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  18. Awww The Baby!!! Me and Charlie are writing to Amnesty International to report such torture! :-)

    Awww we hope you are now fragrant and fabulously crsytal white! Yay Take care
    x

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  19. Did you shrink in the water, The Baby?

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  20. After that ordeal, Baby, I wouldn't be telling everyone to "talk to the paw," I'd be sayin' "talk to the butt!"

    Baths are the worst.

    Happy Father's Day to you, too!

    Tom
    xoxo

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  21. Oh no - baths - I hate them and I get ambushed too. Your mum is brave to do it without leather gloves.....

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  22. Oh nooosss! You would think the humans would have had enough when they put Johnson in the water!

    Rupert and Sweet Pea did nothing to help you?

    Hope you and everyone at the Lounge have a nice Sunday,
    ~ The Bunch

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  23. Just when I think you all couldn't possibly be any funnier, there you go again!!! You come up with the best words for each picture. Poor The Baby, but it's worth it to have such snowy white furs once again!

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  24. Oh dear! We felines must protest. We were born as dry clean only beings. Humans don't get it. purrr....meow!

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  25. Poor Baby. We feel for you in a big way. We wouldn't even let her get us near the sink. Start planning your revenge now. You want some help?/ We will come right over. Hope you have a super Sunday.

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  26. OMC I'm sorry but I'm MOLing at your expense. I love the paw action as you are lowered into the depths of the ocean.
    Hugs Madi

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  27. Leo and Monty are horrified at your ordeal and are very, very happy that they are black cats, or at least mainly black, so that they do not show the dirt. Although they do show up the dust really badly, and I've just been baking, so Leo is showing up the flour very badly too! xx

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  28. Oh Baby Im sorry you had to endure the bath ordeal but sometimes its necessary. I love your 'talk to the paw' shot by the way, too cute !!

    Hugs
    Dee
    xx

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  29. you are beautiful and Spitty will go wild!

    Mom would be in shreds.

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  30. Oh my gosh! Poor the Baby! I can't believe they did that to you! How rude. Talk to the paw, indeed!

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  31. I am so sorry baby. I jinxed you with my comment yesterday....

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  32. Oh Baby - a bath - that is awful - we hope you managed at least a good poot under mummy's nose.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  33. Beware the cuddles near a sink full of water and soap!

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  34. Well you put up a tussle and that's the way to do it. If they wanna give you a baff so darn bad make em work for it!

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  35. Thank Cod they didn't throw you out with the bathwater Baby!

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  36. Own, dear... my cats don´t like take bath too!!!! But, sometimes, are necessary.
    Kisses and hugs

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  37. How awful! Don't your 'rents know you're self cleaning??

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  38. My cats took one look at this and all ran screaming from the house! ;)

    But Baby, although you look funny when wet, you look great when clean!

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  39. At least they didn't throw you out with the bathwater, BOL!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  40. The Baby, I can hardly believe my eyes! That looks like terrible tortures. But you do look snowy white and beautiful now.

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  41. you poor baby!!! The injustice of it all!!

    But you DO look all snowy white now!

    Happy Father's Day!

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  42. Poor guy! We can relate! Which maybe explains why none of our cats have had a proper bath at home since....Sadie a couple of years ago?!! We have pics of it somewhere!! And we'll get 'em up!

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  43. Kitty's are so happy later after their bath. Much, much later.

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  44. Oh the indignity The Baby! Did your Humans survive your ordeal?

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  45. well at this rate everybody's gonna get a bath!!!

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  46. Wow, the baby, that's the oldest trick in the book! I'm surprised you fell for the old cuddle routine. My human's done it so much on me that if she's carrying me when she walks into the bathroom, I sink my claws into her sweater and hold on tight. Last time she had to unpick them one by one before I'd let go! I'm ashamed to admit that I don't put up a fuss when I'm actually in the bath, but I do make up for it beforehand. Just wait until they turn their backs, then make them pay! A nice hairball on their pillow aughta do the trick.

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  47. We definitely saw "the hell no" coming! We saw the breaks you put on Baby ... and we saw you were forced against your will to do this...now we know you smell sweet as a baby's bottom but you were spectacular the way you were.

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥

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  48. HEHEHEHE, this is why I talk my kitties to the groomers!
    xxoo
    Deborah

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  49. Oh The Baby!! We can't believe you hadta live through that whether you needed it or not!! We hope your mom has a few scratches for putting you through that!!

    Happy Dad's Day to your Dad, despite his role in all of that.

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  50. HOW DARE they pull that Chinese water torture stuff on you, Baby? You poor thing, with your siblings looking on. At leat you're CLEAN!

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  51. A white porcupine! Now I've seen everything.

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  52. For tuna's sake, a bath? Dear cod, what next? The V-E-T? I shudder to think of it. Baby, you needs extra special treatment after all you been through. I'm here for ya. Purrs.

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  53. Holy carp, we almost missed dis! "Talk to da paw" indeed, what a dastardly deed. But, yoo do look white and purrty (not white and nerdy) now.

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  54. Oh, poor Baby! Baths are just awful. It looks like you take to them about as well as Scarlett does: those splayed paws look very familiar!

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  55. :sniff: :sniff: Well yoo smell real clean now ~ not that we are suggesting yoo we'ren't before! Tee hee!

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  56. ROTFM! The talk to the paw photo/caption is hilarious!!!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!