The Baby here, with a tale of wicked, naughty revenge.
Are you ready, Mr. Puddy?
Do you remember a few weeks ago I got a BATH?
The sparkling new cat shine didn't last long, heh heh.
A couple days after the terrible Bathing Incident I was having an Outside jaunt. I checked out the area over by Henry's Hut.
Do you see the pile of sand in front of me?
I rolled in it.
Mommy came over to give me some pets.
She lured me out of my hiding spot...
...with a little piece of grass.
Then, without warning, Mommy swooped me up!
Check out my Most Excellent Filthiness.
In an attempt to clean me, Mommy zoom-groomed me. My fur was flying everywhere!
I'm pleased to report that all the dirt didn't come out.
THAT'LL teach them to bathe me.
XX The Baby, aka Bad Whitey XX