Maui here, just minding my own business.
::la di dah doo dah::
What the heck!?!
I've never seen that before.
Holy Cod! It's a huge cat.
Crap...I hope he hasn't spotted me.
I'd better crouch down, waaaaaaay down.
What's that you say?
Your name is Chester Cheetah...
...and you've been here EIGHT years?
I won't argue with you, Chester. You're life size!
I may be crazypants, but I'm not nuts.
XX Maui XX