The other evening I was heinously assaulted!
Here's what happened.
I was minding my own business, meandering around the living room, when I noticed that Daddy had parroted Johnny in the Fruits of Legendary Perfection box--again.
I went over to check on him.
You never know, he could turn into a Monster or something in there! Boxes and towels can be tricky sometimes.
Grayce was on site, monitoring the situation.
Hey John! You under there? Are you still a Cat??
Last time you checked you still were?
That's a relief.
Then, when I leaned in to give Johnny a sniff, IT happened!
Grayce WHAPPED me!
She just about scared my fur pants off, I tell ya!
So I sat down and acted real cool...
...and pretended like it never happened.
Grayce: heh heh. Come closer, my pretty...
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