The Baby here, and wowie-kazowie do I have a story for YOU!
Grab a few kibbles and some cat sip and pull up a bed--it's a long one.
So, I was noodling around Outside the other morning...
...just checking out the area to make sure everything was in order.
Henry's Hut was stocked, so after having a nibble and a freestyle pee in the dirt...
...I settled in my regular spot under the Mexican Honeysuckle.
I hang out here in the mornings, it's a nice quiet spot.
Until it isn't.
The Evil Hummer started shouting at me!
Do you see him up on the left in the star jasmine?
He sure had a foul mouth.
I can' believe his kisses his wife with that beak.
Naturally, I couldn't let that go--I told him off BIG time!
I told him "Eck eck eck eck eck"!!
And you all know what THAT means.
Unfortunately, so did he...
...and he took exception to my remarks!
He decided to dive bomb me, the cheeky bugger.
And was he ever FAST, darting all over.
Kitties, you might not know this, but Hummers are Evil.
They get right up in your face and taunt you and tease you and...
...they ATTACK you!
It's pretty traumatic.
In fact, he Ruined my Good Time.
I had to go sit under the Red Bench to escape him, for Cod's sake.
Kitties, do you know where I can get a net?
And a Cannon?
(translation: "heh heh")
XX The Baby XX