You may (or may not--pay attention!) be aware that Mommy thinks I am, erm, rotund.
Names that have been bandied about at my house:
"Mini Orca" (as in WHALE)
"Fatty Fatty Boom-Ba-Latty"
It gets worse.
Mommy claims I've gotten so
fat Reubenesque that I can't properly wash!
As you can see, I can bathe just fine.
Maybe I might have a wee bit of difficulty reaching the Under-the-Tail region...bit what kitty doesn't, from time to time?
A little bit of crust never hurt anybody.
You would think that I'd committed heinous CRIME or something the way Mommy goes on and on about "diets", and "hygiene", and blah blah blah.
It's getting a little old, Mommy.
Besides, I like it when you use a warm washcloth on my bum.
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