Kitties!
Daddy bought himself a little present for Christmas.
He modified it by adding feathers...
...and proceeded to torture us with it!
Have we mentioned that Daddy is a mean mean man?
He's had radio-controlled cars before--in fact one was a Nerf model that shot darts.
You can guess who he was shooting at. Angel Kitty Max hated that thing.
Since the carpeting is gone Daddy can work up some speed with the Truck of Torment (ToT),
and chase us all the way across the room and into the next one.
There's more--theToT makes a Cod-awful noise.
It's the kind of sound you can't ignore, you just have to investigate it...
...and then you are so VERY sorry that you did.
Evidently, there's no limit to Daddy's perfidity.
Mommy's no better, either.
She thinks it's FUNNY, watching us scramble to evade the ToT.
Especially when it practically scares the fur pants off of us!
They better sleep with one eye open, tonight.
Happy Tuesday!
XX The Scairdey Lounge Kats XX
Oh, boy, your Daddy has an ebil sense of humor!!
ReplyDeleteIt does seem that your Daddy has a sick sense of humor. We'll purr that the, ahem, truck meets an untimely demise.
ReplyDeleteRUN AWAY!!!
ReplyDeleteShots of adrenalin keep things lively, guys. Listen -- there's no other way to look at it. With Mommy and Daddy CrazyPants at the wheel of that thing, resignation seems the wisest course. Either that -- Or -- barricade in Apt. A and go to the mattresses.
ReplyDeleteOh, ju poow pawrents! Pawbacks awe ruff, dey bettew sweep wiff an eye open fow suwe!
ReplyDeleteWe see the one negative of living at the Lounge but we don't think it out weighs all the positives. But it's close!
ReplyDeleteOMC!!!! Y'all are giving my Dad ideas. Bad enuff he took the vacuum monster out all weekend. Will the torture never end? purrr....meow!
ReplyDeleteMommy's laughing and laughing away. She and Daddy almost bought a remote controlled HELICOPTER once to *see* what we'll do. Bah.
ReplyDelete...Cosmo and Ling
I hate it when humans chase me with toys. That would be horrible!
ReplyDeleteOh no! That reminds us of the time mom got a remote control spider...and we all freaked out while mom and dad laughed.
ReplyDelete::shudder::
Oooh, the male person says he wants one
ReplyDeleteOh my! Moms and dads can be so mean. Mama is laughing but I am not. I hope to read of your revenge.
ReplyDeleteOh, when they go to bed tonight you all chew the wheels off that ToT and hide it! Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteThat daddy has you all on the run!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Oh my gosh, it's horrible! Dreadful! What a terrible thing to do to poor innocent kitties... Um.. where can I get one!!!?? lol
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Come on guys. Are you mancats or wimps ???? You are bigger than the Truck of Torment. You can DESTROY that thing. Yes, it's big, it's noisy, it moves - but it needs to be deaded. We understand you can't remove the batteries but surely a belly flop or two will get rid of it ? Forget your fear, your can do it.
ReplyDeleteOh, that IS terrible! Somekitty needs to kill that ToT late one night when the humans are sleeping.
ReplyDeleteOh kitties, you're letting something FEATHERED get the better of you? POUNCE kitties POUNCE!!!
ReplyDeleteOh kitties, you need to show that toy who is the boss. Have fun. :)
ReplyDeleteOh no ~ I am thinking that truck would for sure scare the kitties! But look at how much exercise you are all getting. Wearing off the extra Christmas treats! ;)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
I would run like the wind away from that thing!
ReplyDeleteOh gorgeous tormented Kitties of Katnip Lounge!! Me and Charlie hope you are all sharpening your claws...!
ReplyDelete:-)
Enjoy! Take care
x
Oh. My. Cod. We'd be clinging to the rooftops if that thing came near us!
ReplyDeleteHe clearly is a cruel, CRUEL man!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Can't you all pee on it while your Daddy is asleep?
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
perfidity?
ReplyDeletemol! ok...our mom is wondering how a four-wheeler like that would run on carpet...
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
That Daddy is so norty to scare all of you like that. We definitely think that revenge is in order. You all better have a meeting and decide what you are going to do to get them back. You could just poop all over the house. Anyway, good luck.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'd like the truck of torture around either. I don't like a lot of noise and run and hide if things get loud and rambunctious at my house.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Genghis
Oh Cod! The boy had one and it does make a TERRIBLE LOUD sound! The daddy across the street has some and a hettacotter too that flies and swoops down!
ReplyDeleteBe on your guard, kitties!
I guess you have to look on the bright side, at least you will be getting plenty of exercise!
ReplyDeletewe think that is just mean (and we will whap mom since she has the giggles)
ReplyDeleteWe are ashamed of our mum, she can't stop laughing. We think Hannah and Lucy have the best idea and you should pee on it. Then you can make sure it is dedded by pulling it's fevvers out.
ReplyDeleteYour Daddy has gone Around the Bend. I don't 'zacklee know what that means, but the Human says it's a destination people visit when the regular world gets to be Just Too Much.
ReplyDeleteHe needs an Intervention,Kittehs, and quickly, before this gets Out of Control and he starts bringing home other things that will chase you, like a Woofie or sumfing.
I think this definitely qualifies as kitty abuse. I would report him immediately. This is way past crazy pants!
ReplyDeleteEvil giggle :D
ReplyDeletethe ToT is worse than the vacuum then eh? it can go to places the vacuum can't. sorry for you kitties.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Daddy is loud but does he understand perfidy? That is the 64 thousand remote-controlled-feather question!!!
ReplyDeletelol.. what a wonderful idea ;)
ReplyDeleteHa haaaaaaa, your dad is a clever guy!
ReplyDeleteOMC, your dad is brilliant. With a little R&D that could be a million dollar cat toy idea.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah! We love your dad´s idea!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Auntie Marilia
MOL Kitties I'm sorry to be laughing at your expense but your Dad is hilarious and just trying to keep you all entained and be sure you have proper stimulation...of course I can say that since I'm on the other side of the country way out of the way of the dreaded jacked up cars with feathers.
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi
Pssst pal - find where the battery is in dat Romote thingy and take it out - roll it under the sofa. They'll never find it there. End of problem!
ReplyDeleteOh no you poor kitties .. That would frighten you but yes could be fun too when you get used to it.. Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteMy Mommy and my Daddy think your Daddy is lucky! wes gots one a few yers ago and the dogs bitted it and chased it. It finally wore out.
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
We have trained our woofie, ICE to protect us so that thingy wouldn't have a chance here.......get a woofie!!!
ReplyDeleteMERRY Christmas=^Y^=
We know all of you will find your revenge at just the right moment.
ReplyDeletepurrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Yikes !!!!!!! That would scare us too :o
ReplyDeleteWait till your Dad goes to sleep...then bury that thing in the litter box!!!!!!! heehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ
That Woman thinks this is the best, funniest thing e.v.a.r.
ReplyDeleteSeriously?
Your dad is mean & I intend on making a formal complaint to Bast herself on your behalf.
I think any acts of retribution on your part are completely fair and should be forgiven immediately. For real, didn't they just get you new cat trees to stop all kinds of hissy fits and then they do this? What in Cod's name are they thinking?
Obviously, that is a rhetorical question.
Thinking requires brain cells.
They obviously have none. You have given them waaaay to much free time.
Good luck
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
When your daddy is asleep and that car is silent, go pee on it. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOOK at that beautiful fur all puffed out in outrage and scairdyness. Poor poor darling. Come over HERE and stay with ME a night or two. THAT'LL show them. Oh, but bring your litter boxes. I only have one. (sorry) Everyone on the bed with me. I'll make room. 'K?
ReplyDeleteI love your Mom and Dad's sense of humor so much that I soooo wish I could just spend a few hours laughing with them!!!
ReplyDeleteThey are my kind of peeps!!!
xoxoxo
Oh my, it looks like some kind of monster created by mad scientist! I'd say your dad is very creative, though :-) I thought it would be fun...but based on your reaction, not so much..hahaha.
ReplyDeleteYes...your parents better sleep with one eye open!
Our human admitted she has considered a remote controlled vehicle to entertain us. She has carpet on the floor and doesn't think it would work very well on the carpet--whew!
ReplyDeleteI hiss at the vacuum cleaner, but I think you should pee on this toy! Maybe Crazy Pants Dad will crash it into something and break it?
Looks like it's time for some payback!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you fur babies haf nightmares after all that eble chasing? Mom says she wishes she had one of those...
ReplyDeletexoxo Kassey
Your reading is showing! Perfidity is a word you read, but never speak (or, at least in my experience).
ReplyDeleteWe don't wish to cast aspersions ... BUT ... we fink your daddy mighta got that toy for himself! Fact!
ReplyDeleteDaddy will PAY!
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