Cave Exploration

Kitties!

Johnny here.

Last night, just for fun, I stuck my paw in Mommy's mouth while she was sleeping.  She woke up with a muffled (cos my paw was in there) scream and scolded me...and then squoozled me under the covers with her for some big time spooning as "punishment" for my transgression.

I think I'll do it again tonight...

Happy Monday!

XX  John the Spelunker  XX

In the Mood for Meowoleen

Kitties!

Felix here.

I am Deeply Suspicious.

Recently, there have been strange noises heard from the apartment house, and they seem to be centered around this portal.

I must investigate...

::quick peek::

Holy COD!!! 

It's a Ornj Emanation...run for your life!

**bwa ha ha ha ha ha**

Happy Freaky Friday!

XX  Felix  XX

One Word Wednesday

Vacuum.

Happy Hump Day!

XX  CC, Scouty, and John the Oblivious  XX

Breaking News--Box Bites Cat!

Kitties!

Felix here, with a tale guaranteed to make your furs stand on end.

The coffeemaker expired.

But that's not the worst of it.

After the air cleared from Mommy's Blue Language--boy, she's cranky without her coffee--the peeps rushed down to Wally World to purchase a replacement.

Naturally, we got the box.

I was Highly Suspicious.  

You never know with boxes--so I gave the outside a thorough inspection.

Check!

The inside seemed fairly innocuous...

...at first... 

...so I delved deeper.  Everything was good...

...until it went terribly wrong: 

HELP!!!!

Daddy ran to my rescue, and I ran sauntered away. 

Kitties, I was right, feeling skeptical about that box--it's a Cat Eater!

I was lucky to escape with my life.

Happy Friday!

XX  Felix  XX

Terrible Torturous Tuesday!

Kitties!

Daddy bought himself a little present for Christmas.

He modified it by adding feathers...

...and proceeded to torture us with it! 

Have we mentioned that Daddy is a mean mean man?

He's had radio-controlled cars before--in fact one was a Nerf model that shot darts.

You can guess who he was shooting at.  Angel Kitty Max hated that thing.

Since the carpeting is gone Daddy can work up some speed with the Truck of Torment (ToT), 

and chase us all the way across the room and into the next one.

There's more--theToT makes a Cod-awful noise.  

It's the kind of sound you can't ignore, you just have to investigate it...

...and then you are so VERY sorry that you did. 

Evidently, there's no limit to Daddy's perfidity.

Mommy's no better, either. 

She thinks it's FUNNY, watching us scramble to evade the ToT.

Especially when it practically scares the fur pants off of us! 

They better sleep with one eye open, tonight.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  The Scairdey Lounge Kats  XX