We are tired of waiting for Sandy Claws. It is TOO HARD to be Nice all the time.
We think Naughty is so much easier. And fun.
Besides, who wants a rep as a suck-up goody four paws?
The way we see the situation, since it's already Christmas on the other side of the world, Sandy Claws has already done checked his list, packed his sleigh, and is too busy delivering packages to reassess our behavior.
And we've already been good for, like, two whole days or something like that!
That's an eternity in Cat Time.
So we're pulling out all the stops...
...and reverting back to our usual ways.
If we get coal for Catmas--well, maybe we can bat it around for fun.
Or perhaps Daddy will grill us some chik-kun using it.
Either way, we win!
Happy pre-Catmas Caturday!
XX Maui, John, and CC XX