Maui here, taking care of business.
Whisker Washing business.
I have the looooongest whiskers of all the Cats here, the Peeps always know when they find a really ginormous whisker that it used to be mine.
Mommy saves all our whiskers in a special tin. She has over a hundred!
When I'm really interested in something I perk my ears up and bring my whiskers forward--the tips actually touch! Mommy calls this a "Whisker Cup".
I like to have clean and shiny whiskers to make the best-looking whisker cup possible.
Of course, my whiskers have earned me another, less flattering nickname. Perhaps you already know what it is:
I ask you, do I look like a Walrus?
XX Maui XX