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Thursday, April 26, 2012

Thunder Thighs Thursday

Kitties!

Salem here.


I commanded asked Mommy nicely if I could do a post today and she said yes, as long as she got to pick the title.  I hope she thinks up a good one.


So many things go with "Thursday", like thoughtful, fursday, purrsday, thilly...I think Mommy's tiny pea-brain will be able to handle it, erm, handily.


I wanted to post today because Daddy took some verreh flattering photos of my stunning physique for me to show my myriad admirers.


Mommy claims I'm "out of shape".
 hmph.
Tubular IS a shape!
Don't tell anybody I said this--because I don't want it getting back to Mommy (she feeds us)--but she is a crackpot nutcase crazypants person.


Mommy wouldn't recognize a voluptuous glamour-cat if she pawed her in the face!  Which I often do.  Usually while she's cleansing my nether regions with a warm damp wash cloth.


Not that I can't reach those regions on my own; that is a filthy rotten lie, perpetrated by certain crackpot nutcase crazypants people.  I merely prefer that Mommy wait upon me every time she goes into the bathroom morning rather than waste time washing when I could be enjoying a small snack instead.


I have a waistline to maintain, you know.


Anyhoo, I hope I made the right call in agreeing to let Mommy pick out the post title.  


Or she'll get the Squint of Doom.


Happy Thursday!

XX  Salem  XX

44 comments:

  1. Erm, Salem, I think you need to produce a real mess for her to clean up tomorrow morning, on Fattifer Friday and yet again on Sagbag Saturday and Sparetyre Sunday.
    We all loves you though, just remember.

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  2. Salem, you're gorgeous. "Tubular is a shape"--I love it. In fact, that's my own motto.

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  3. Well, it's good you're workin on that squint of doom! You probably want to think about demerits at that next staff meeting!

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  4. Oh Salem looking at you (and those white sexy thighs) I have only one word for you; "YUM" :)

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  5. Um, Salem, I think after today, the Squint of Doom is going to be a permanent fixture on your face!

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  6. Aw, too bad 'boodylicious' doesnt go with thursday... MOL cause you is just too cute and there's LOTS of you to love!

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  7. I don't think you should let your Mommy write your posts anymore, Darling. And certainly not the titles.

    I think you should have your DADDY take charge of all things Salem, as he seems to have the proper male appreciation for your softly rounded voluptuous shape, as evidenced by his wonderfully flattering fotos! Mommy can go chew bugs with those barbarians.

    Lubz you! XOXOXO

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  8. I'd like recruitment to your Thunder Thighs club ... I qualify I believe ;p

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  9. I think its probably best you don't look at the title sweetie :)xx

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  10. Oh Salem you are a funny cat. Have a great day and enjoy your crazypants humans. :)

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  11. Salem, I think you are stunning. Shall I ask Maui to bite the rumour-monger?

    Purrs,
    Sei-Chan

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  12. Me too can come over and bite the rumour-monger :D
    Have great thursday !

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  13. I happen to think you look stunning Salem. I don't agree with anything those crazy pants rumor mongers say.

    Hope you have a great day.

    Purrs,
    Genghis

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  14. Hmm...we think you might want to dictate your post AND the title in future, Salem. Err...and it has NOTHING to do with what your Mommy picked out...

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  15. Sexy Salem!! You are a truly Rubenesque kitty!! :-) Take care
    x

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  16. you certainly are in shape, if that shape is rotund.

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  17. Oh Salem we love your thighs...thunder or not :-)

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  18. Ivy here: mom says that I qualify for "round IS a shape".....I think you and I will need to plot some revenge of both of those crazypants ladies.....

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  19. Squint of doom? We think you should give her a stink eye!

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  20. Well, the pictures are stunning! You really know how to work the catwalk!

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  21. We like The Squint, and think you are lovely!
    We also like your view from the Catio.
    Happy Thursday,
    ~ The Bunch

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  22. Salem, Mommy calls me Thunder Thighs too!
    Maybe its because we are gorgeous Tuxies!
    Kisses
    Kozmo

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  23. Ah....Salem?
    Did you READ the title your crazypants mom gave your blog today?

    Well *thighs* should only be used in relation to chick-hen.

    And *thunder* ...well that just has no place in MY vocabulary.

    Put the two of them together? Next thing you know, you'll be going around the catio asking the others if your tail makes you look fat.

    ; ) Katie

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  24. Well who reads those silly post titles anyways!?!?

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  25. I think you are just perfect, no matter what the CNC says.

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  26. oh my gosh this post and title made me laugh..I loved reading this..thanks for the wonderful giggle..from one crackpot nutcase crazy pants person..;)

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  27. Salem, we loved your post...just don't run too fast when you read the title, or those thunder thighs might burst into flames as they rub together!

    Tanner would agree that tubular is a shape...so is round!

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  28. Salem we think every single inch of you is purrfection in motion. Your mom probably put her contacts in the wrong eye making her see double.. Hugs madi

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  29. Thunder thighs is almost as good as matchstick leg which is what Austin is! He says crackpot nutcase crazypants is a very apt description of someone he knows too! Hmmmm?

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  30. Salem, we love your juicy thighs! They are purrfect!

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  31. I love your tubular shape, Salem!

    ps: I think it is okay not to groom your nether regions. That's why they are called "nether."

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  32. You may want to keep practicing that squint of doom Salem! I think you look perfect and beautifully rounded. Do you know my mum sometimes calls me Thunder Bum?
    Eric

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  33. Salem, we love all of your voluptuousness! Your mom is crazypants.

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  34. Salem, Salem, Salem. I keep wanting to write Salome! (yikes- got any severed st. heads rollin around over there? MOL)

    You are gorgeous and us (Miss Jack here) Tubby Tuxies gottsa stick together. Which, let's face it, isn't that hard. We're furry, we don't need to powder those annoying sticky parts like the human haz. Thank COD for that!


    xoxo
    Miss Jack

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  35. Salem, use your magic and change the title! Think of it this way, Thunder is strong and loud.....you are built, strong and proud!=^Y^=

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  36. Salem, I think you have mom trained very well. And, back in my day, we called them "bedroom eyes", if you know what I mean. I bet you drive all the boys crazy.

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  37. Those thighs aren't thunderous! They're juicy! There is a BIG difference. Your mom must be crazypants. Probably she's been pouring over too much small type. It would just make your thighs look bigger than they are.

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  38. Salem,

    I think you need to make a Saturday Stinky in your mom's bed for her failure to be a nice mom today. I see nothing thunderous about your thighs. It's just that my legs are white and thighs are black.

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  39. We are certain Mom was referring to your very muscular mancatly hind legs! But you might want to choose the titles in the future, just to be sure...

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  40. You are totally tubular!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  41. FaRADaY: Just ignore your crazypants human - they get the biggest kick out of doing things like title posts. It's one of the little liberties they get when they really have very little true freedom (feed me, groom me, toss mousies around for me, that's a good human!).

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