Scouty here, snuggling with Johnny on the couch.
I love my big brother, even though he humps me. Or maybe because he humps me. I'll never tell.
Anyway, the other night we were cozied up on Mommy's sherpa blankie when Daddy lumbered by.
Should I stay or should I go?
Daddy makes me nervous. Mommy makes me nervous, too.
Actually, everybody makes me nervous, on account of I'd be so tasty stewed.
Daddy looked a little peckish so I made my escape!
Discretion is the greater part of valor, you know.
XX Scouty XX