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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Thursday Thecond Thoughts

Kitties!

Scouty here, snuggling with Johnny on the couch.
I love my big brother, even though he humps me.  Or maybe because he humps me.  I'll never tell.
Anyway, the other night we were cozied up on Mommy's sherpa blankie when Daddy lumbered by.

Should I stay or should I go?
Daddy makes me nervous.  Mommy makes me nervous, too.
Actually, everybody makes me nervous, on account of I'd be so tasty stewed.  

Daddy looked a little peckish so I made my escape! 
Discretion is the greater part of valor, you know.


Happy Thursday!

XX  Scouty  XX

42 comments:

Punapippuri said...

Scouty, you are just like Lewis-veli who runs as soon as any human comes close. We don't think he would taste good stewed, and nor would you. But we know sometimes it is better to trust our feline friends than our human servants. Even if they like to climb on top of us at times (not that anyone does that to me of course......)

Pasha said...

Oh Scouty, I love how you use Johnny as a pillow... perhaps a humping pillow :)

Patty Woodland said...

Would you not be fishy tasting?

Prancer Pie said...

Best to go wif that "gut" instinct! We don't think you would be very tasty, though. Humpy, mebbe. Tasty, no.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

It is always better to be safe. Personally I never trust the Male.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I'm so with you, Scouty. I know once in awhile, I betray my feral roots, but only rarely and only when I'm not quite myself. Mostly, I am JUST LIKE YOU. Peeps are pretty scary. The Human has had waaaaay too many Introodurs, um okay "visitors", lately and I really do think some of them want to eat me. Best to keep our distance.

Sparkle said...

Maybe you would have felt better, Scouty, if you had gone to live with a pair of vegetarians!

Princess Jasmine said...

Awwwww Scouty i'm pretty sure they would never make stew out of you. You do look very cute snuggling up there :)xx

The Furries of Whisppy said...

As long as you don't fall for their "fatten Scouty up" trick, you *should* be safe from the stewpot...

Carolyn said...

My myopia had you writing "Direction is the greater part of valour (well, I also see everything through the lens of Brit Eng.) Anyway, got to thinking and reckon that myopia is the greater part of humour ;)

Old Kitty said...

Awwww sweet Scouty!! Don't you worry! Lovely not so Nekkid Johnny will protect you from crazypants mum and dad! LOL! Take care
x

D Ma said...

it's good to have a hump buddy.

Anesha said...

Looks like you were having a good snuggle. Have a great day kitties.

Cory said...

Nigel is convinced he's going to be stewed too! Scouty...guess what buddy...it's NEVER gonna happen!

Random Felines said...

Junior has the same issue - better to run than be stewed!!

Cat said...

Poor Scouty, it must be difficult always being on the alert for stewing!!!

Hannah and Lucy said...

It's best to be safe and not sorry Scouty.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Rene said...

Aw, Scouty. Would you be skairt of us too? We would LOVE to snuggle you.

Forever Foster said...

Smart choice, Scouty. You look far cuter in your current undigested state.

Kjelle Bus said...

Smart choice Scouty !
You never know with 2-legged , just look what happened to me !
I got a lousy T-shirt dragged over my head :(

Brian said...

I think you should give in and give Dad a chance!

Jenna and Sissy said...

Scouty, trust yer two humans. I trust my human, but no one else. I run and hide when other beans are around. Donchya think they'd have stewed ya by now if they were goin to? (Ya still need to keep an eye on yer humans and the PTU's though!)

Sweet Purrfections said...

We're with you on the humans. Truffle is a little more skittish, but Brulee tends to like everyone.

Truffle and Brulee

William said...

Horrors, Scouty! Does your mom or dad ever say 'I'm so hungry I could eat a cat!'? My mom does. I'd RUN if I were you!

BeadedTail said...

Scouty, one of these days you're going to discover how nice it is to be touched! You are just so handsome too!

Tamago said...

Oh Scouty, don't worry. Your dad and mom are not going to eat you! The snuggling photo is so cute. I hope you got together with Johnny later again and had nice snuggling time :-)

Madi and Mom said...

Scouty...when in doubty, get outy!!
Great photo series.
Hugs Madi

Shaggy and Scout said...

You might wait until you hear the stewpot being placed on the stove before you vamoose! That way you can keep your warm spot if it's a false alarm.

Repositório said...

Discretion is all in this situation... hhehehehe!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Oh SCOUTY!!!!!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Purrfect Haven said...

so true... never push ones luck.. We love visiting, Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xxx

The Whiskeratti said...

We think maybe you can hang around for your 'rents though. They seem like good eggs.

Cathy Keisha said...

Your brother didn't even wake up so how scary could your human be?

Eric and Flynn said...

Hmmm, we wouldn't hang around either if there was a chance we'd get stewed.

Katie Isabella said...

I agree with tThe Chans...Oh SCOUTY! Quit that. I am delectable, My furs shine like the sun, and my delectable little sides and flanks tempt a fork to probe for tenderness BUT I know mom won't. I just know she won't. YOU should know YOUR mom won't eat you up either.

The Island Cats said...

Scouty, peoples make me a little nervous too...you were smart to make your retreat...that's what I woulda done...hump or no hump.

Zoey

Daisy said...

No ScoutyStew today!

ABBY said...

Scouty
I think you're safe!
No stew tonight!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Oui Oui said...

YES, I DO know! Wise decision, Scouty! Let them make Tiny Johnson stew. You look so sweet all snuggly. You can escape to here anytime you want.

Kitty kisses,
MMM
XOXOX

Knatolee said...

Poor Scouty, look at that puffed-out tail! Daddy needs to lumber more quietly. :)(

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Scouty you are silly. Hi TJ. ~Arty Mouse

Catherine said...

Hmmmm... I am thinking I would have taken my chances. That blanket looks nice and snugly! Especially with cute kitties on top! ;)
xo Catherine