Kitties!
The Baby here.
I'm hanging out in the tube, resting, after a thrillingly exciting morning.
What was so exciting, you ask?
Well, when I went outside with Daddy for our Morning Constitutional, I rolled in a great big pile of fresh soil and got Filthy Dirty! It was wonderful. I trotted inside afterwards and deposited dirt and detritus all over. Mommy screamed with delight when she saw me cleaning off my coat.
With a little elbow grease (Do Cats have elbows?--ed.) I was able to leave most of the debris on the living room tile and one long wash later, I'm back to my sparkling White self!
Although the rim of filth on my nose is stubborn.
I'll have a hot date with a warm washcloth if Mommy sees it.
But I'm too tired to worry about that now.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
The End.
which is still pretty grimy...
Happy Wednesday!
XX The (Mostly Clean) Baby XX
But you look squeaky clean to us! That white fur has full reflectivity, with no signs of soil. You are pristine and gleaming, and have a very nice resting place too - we are jealous and want Äiti to go and dig up a huge pipe for us now.
ReplyDeleteWe examined you very carefully and could not find a single spot of dirt... you're purrrfectly clean :)
ReplyDeleteYou.Are.My.Goddess, FDW.
ReplyDeleteI do see a little speck on your tailio, but it only enhances your beauty.
Super cute! A couple of my kitties will be getting baths soon. Lots of shedding going on for summer!
ReplyDeleteWe weren't going to say anything about the left overs on your tocks, but at least it isn't dingleberries that need to be cut out of your pantaloons!
ReplyDeleteWe 1qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq21,-- Princess posted this
ReplyDeleteWe think you look pretty good, cuz we can see the pink of your paw pads. That, of course, is driving our Mommy wild wif excitement!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you had such a lovely day
ReplyDeleteI wish I could go outside and get dirty too!
ReplyDeleteEwwww...the evil washcloth. Better watch your backside. Literally.
ReplyDelete; ) Katie
What good is rolling in the dirt if you can't bring it inside?
ReplyDeleteOh Baby, you RWALLY cleaned yerself off good!
ReplyDeleteIts fun getting all dirty, we bet your mum was pleased you brought it in the house to show her :)xx
ReplyDeleteI'm sure your mommy would play in the mud if she could :-)
ReplyDeleteYou are looking fab!
You look very clean the Baby. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteHey Baby,
ReplyDeletePeople say a mud/filth bath/spa is good for us girls. Even Cleopatra swore by it. Dunno, maybe Bastet said that. purrr...meow!
Awwww The Baby!!! You are just wonderful!! Hope you "hot date" goes well! ;-)! Take care
ReplyDeletex
Oh Baby I just loves to roll in dirts. My Mommy squeals so much when I jump in her bed all dirty for my baths. I has to try to sneak past her so she doesn't throw me in that white contraption full of water and give me what those silly humans consider a bath. I ask you how can it be a bath when they don't use their tongues at all? ~Scylla
ReplyDeleteOh, you are shameless, Baby. You look nice a little grey on the edges. Hugs
ReplyDeleteRolling in the soil feels so good doesn't it The Baby. I usually go in and have a clean up on the bed afterwards, and my mum screams with delight too when she sees how well all the dirt is coming off me and going on the quilt.Mums really seem to appreciate a good clean up job.
ReplyDeleteFlynn
You've got to spread the dirt, Baby! Doing good. You have learnt well :) Austin says I often scream with delight at his antics, especially when it involves little bloody furry creatures and black muddy paw marks on the newly made white bed linen! He likes to bring joy!
ReplyDeleteas advertised, that was thrillingly exciting.
ReplyDeleteDont you just love it when you bring lots of dirt in and make the house all pretty. yes mums do shreek with delight mol.. You look purfectly ok to me... Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, I have heard a few screams of delight around here. Especially when I bring live or dedded suppers. xoxox
ReplyDeleteRim of filth, ha ha haaaaa!
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing better than a roll in the dirt!!
ReplyDeleteWe have hot dates with our mom on occasion too...sometimes she goes after our naughty bits!
we think your mommy may be too busy in the living room to chase you with a washcloth (this time).... sounds like you had lots of fun!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, me kindof likes having Mommy wipe mes down with a damp wash cloth. It feels like a giant kitty tongue!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
You sure like to change your white furs to another color The Baby! You are kinda like the Lady Gaga of kitties - always going for a different look!
ReplyDeleteHave a sweet dremas The Baby!!!!
ReplyDeletePlumaBlanca the working cat says, Hey Baby, I did that this weekend too, it is fun rolling in the dirt. My Mom says she might post my Tan pictures tomorrow. Did you get the wash cloth? I got the sink bath.
ReplyDeleteoh humans carrying warm moist washcloth, we don't like that :) they make us sit still while they do their ministrations, yuck!
ReplyDeletekitties can baff themselves. you did well baby.
purrs,
emma and buster
Oh, I just LOVE rolling around in the dirt. It's such fun seeing whether or not you can cover up all your white parts. Of course, I don't have as many white parts as you but I've got enough to keep me busy in the sand. purrs
ReplyDeleteYou got to roll in dirt??? Hmmmm.......wonder if our Meowm would bring some of that in for us to roll in.
ReplyDeleteHmm.The screams of delight would have been far louder and emphatic if you had made more of an effort to scrub your dirty whites clean by rolling in bedlinens or on a tablecloth or some such other prized material. You'll have to try harder next time Baby. You're aiming for that WOW factor with hooman screams!! :p
ReplyDeletethe critters in The Cottage xo
Whitey
ReplyDeleteYou did a fine clean up.
No need for help from the Mom.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
"Mom screamed with delight" and "the end which is still pretty grimy" LOVE YOU!
ReplyDeleteRolling in a dirty soil...must be a lot of fun!! And you look super clean to us :-) I hope you got a good nap after exciting morning!
ReplyDeleteThe Baby, that musta felt so good! And all that clean-up is exhausting, so we can understand why you are so tired now.
ReplyDeleteMOL, what fun! And you shared the joy with your mummy too, you sweet thing!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like an extra special day, The Baby! :)
ReplyDeleteYes, there is definitely some telltail remnants of your love-in with Mother Earth!
ReplyDeleteYour Mommy should just be happy that her floor is tile and not some nice plush carpet or something. I'd say you did her a favour -- much like Rupert did the night before. You kitties are so very thoughtful!
Hiya..well I kind'a think you are lookin' pretty catgone clean..at least until you showed the lower forty so to speak...ya missed a few spots there girly girl...just sayin'...and really...give the huMom a bit of a break...she likes her huMom house tidy...let her wash off that nose ring...seriously, ya gotta look at your self in the mirror...not a good look on that pink cute nose...again, just sayin...paw pats, Savvy
ReplyDeleteAllie: Oh Baby, was that a SPA treatment? A, err, uhm, Dirt Exfoliant perhaps? Humans just don't appreciate these things, do they...*sigh*
ReplyDeleteYou look stressed. I think you need another nap. ANd then another roll in the filth!
ReplyDelete