Kitties!
Rupert here.
I have a great story. Wanna hear it?
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| A view of the upset tummy |
So last night Mommy was laying in bed with the lights out and I hopped up for a snuggle. I always cuddle up on her right side (I have dibs) and last night was no different, except I really wanted to get on top of her and prop myself up. At first Mommy was happy to accommodate me but then I made a pest of myself wanted to lie on her soft chestal area, which is sore (underneath) from her coughing all last week. Not an ideal place to make biskits. So she moved me over to her side and petted me to settle me in, and discovered that I was shivering! In waves, over and over. Of course I got checked out and Mommy discovered that my tummy was roiling like I had a coffee percolator in there. Immediately she worried that I had eaten something Bad. She listened to my tummy again, and held me close and talked to me. There was no way she was going to go to sleep when her Best Gray Man was sick!
Naturally I hated her fussing over me so I left.
Mommy got up for a drink of water, didn't see me anywhere, and callously went back to bed to give sleeping another try. I jumped up to visit and shivered some more. Mommy got all worried again. If my tummy hadn't felt so bad I would have been having a marvelous time, driving her crazy.
She fussed some more so I boogied. Again.
Then, just as Mommy was drifting off to sleep, my triumphal moment of relief arrived in the form of a HUGE yak. Like almost 67 gallons. In the dark, and Mommy has bare feet.
SCORE.
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| ha ha ha ha ha! |
Mommy finally got to go back to bed about an hour later.
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| unrepentant |
Who knew that gobbling down eating a ton of stinky goodness all at once could be so entertaining? Twice.
Happy Tuesday!
XX Rupert XX
What a great way to start the week! Nothin says "I love you" like yak. We are very pleased that you are feelin better, too!
ReplyDeleteDude, you know Mommy is gonna get back at you....
ReplyDeleteBlech! what is it with you kitties that you have to hack in the bedroom...in the dark??! Not cool, dude.
ReplyDelete(But I'm glad you are feeling better now!)
Brilliant move! That takes a special talent my furriend!
ReplyDeleteOur Mom is yakking it up right now cuz she's grossed out by your story, Rupert.
ReplyDeleteUs, we (Saku in particular) think this is a terrific idea. He usually yaks beside or in the food dishes but the nighttime yak would be even better!
Glad to hear you're feeling better.
Sasha, Sami, & Saku (Mom Eileen says YUCKKK!)
At first we thought you might yak up a lizard! We're glad you feel better though Rupert and hope you finally got some sleep after all that excitement.
ReplyDeleteRupes, your work is done.
ReplyDeleteRupert! Yous my hero!!!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Better out than in, and besides how many times has she grossed you out and made you dash away desperately wanting fresh air ????
ReplyDeleteWe hope the tum is better now and that food is going down the digestive tubes the right way now.
Paws up for you!
Oh Rupert! You poor, sweet darling boy! Are you SURE you're okay? Really and truly? Because you know how I fret! Ha ha ha ha ha--almost had ya goin' there for a minute, didn't I???
ReplyDeleteGlad you're better, Bro.
Nice to know u r feeling better Rupert!
ReplyDeleteMy Mika ate a lot of bugs the other night and was funny 3 times in a row, all in different parts of the house. Needless to say I was not amused:)
ReplyDeleteWell done Rupert, looks like you are feeling much better now. My Skipper had a lovely hairball on the bed early yesterday morning! Hope you all have a great day. Hugs Anesha
ReplyDeleteI LOVED your story, Rupert! I wish I could do something so awesome.
ReplyDeleteRupert!!!! Eeeuuwww! How gross! But then all you mancats are like that. Us girls yak too, but usually in private. It's fun to hear Mama yell "Who yaks here?" when she finds a lump under the sofa or dining table... purrr....meow!
ReplyDeleteRupert, The Prince of Yak. My Man!! We all pay homage to your awesomeness! >^,,^<
ReplyDeletePeeEss Austin has much to learn in that area. He promises much but doesn't deliver!
MOL, you have the best sense of humour, Rupert! Bet your mum looooved being yakked over.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Oh Rupert!! 67 gallons?!?! We are in AWE!!! Glad it all came out though!! Yay! Take care
ReplyDeletex
I hope your tummy felt better after that gigantic yak!
ReplyDeleteLOL, you sure know how to tell a great story.
ReplyDeleteGreat job. Got her attention and concern and then showed her when she stopped showing concern. Well executed plan.
ReplyDeleteAre you feeling better now Rupert?
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
I hope your tummy is all better now Rupert!
ReplyDeleteWe sure are glad you don't have something Bad. We hope you found a great place to deposit your pukes--we enjoy finding new creative places to surprise our people.
ReplyDeleteGreat job - I bet your mom was glad that you finally did yak - even when she had to clean it up.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Genghis
Yeah, Rupert! That is what I like to do! I scarf down a bunch of food then upchuck it. If the human later steps in it, I'm real proud of myself! MOL!
ReplyDeleteRupert, you´re so cute!
ReplyDeletePoor Rupert we're glad it wasn't serious!!!
ReplyDeleteAww Rupert, That is alot of nom, very hard to keep all of it down.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad you're feeling better!
Rupert, Russell says you totally ROCK! You know, from one Yak King to another.
ReplyDeleteRupert what an excellent shot to get yak right on the Mommies feet you have the right stuff.
ReplyDeleteAm also very glad it was only too much gooshy food at once and the the tummy troubles ended.
Oh, Rupert! We're glad you're feeling better now, buddy, but I think your mom's gonna be mad about this!
ReplyDeleteWoo Hooo!! Two of us had to entertain Mom this morning the say way, Rupert!
ReplyDeleteWe are so special ^..^
~ Anna Sue and Gracie
You clearly are unrepentant but we do think you were a teeny little bit mean to your nice Mommy!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
67 gallons! Whoa! That is one righteous load of yak!
ReplyDeleteThis tale of nighttime adventure leads to a question for your next ask the kitties feature:
You said mommy knows you in the dark because you always cuddle on her right side. Can your mom tell which cat is which by feel or mannerisms in the night?
Ewwwwwwwwwwww Rupert!!!!! Your poor tummy!!!! Your poor Mommy!!!!! OMC TWICE no less????!!! OMC!!!
ReplyDeleteHope you are feeling better today!
Haha! Rupert, we know you are feeling better...more ways than one!!
ReplyDeleteOh Rupert! You had me giggling out loud!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing like a good yak to relieve an upset tummy. It's very good comic relief, too (even if Mommy doesn't think so).
It's me again! I just realized I made a mistake on the LOLSpot, and I've corrected it. It is MayLing who has the overbite now. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteFirst, bro' Rupert...nice move! Up chuck is totally revolting to the peeps, but it also makes them give you anything, anywhere, anytime...
ReplyDeleteSecond, thanks to Katnip Lounge followers for showing me, a new cat blogger on the block, such incredible acceptance!!! I have ahs so many referrals from this site...from all over the world...I am totally touched and humbled...(wipes tears from leaky eyes)...you guys are the best...huge high PAW PUMPS to all...Savannah
what a naughty kitty you are..ours throw up from eating too much to fast..that and hair balls..and its always on the carpet..and there is nothing like stepping in it when its cold and gooey..YUK!!!..no go and give your mama a love and make her some biskits.;)
ReplyDeleteMan you kitties know how to ruin a good sleep. Many a nights I have woken up to the sound of a barfing kitty. GAAAK! And of course, it must always be in the one and only room in the whole house that has carpet. Never on the lino or hardwood floors. :(
ReplyDeleteHope you are feeling better - mommy and kitty! :)
xo Catherine
You are braver than WE are. We go out into the kitchen ta yack! TBT doesn't mind it so much there.
ReplyDeleteRupert we all do that all the time. The person spends the day cleaning up all over the place. Just glad you didn't let loose on the bed. Take care.
ReplyDeleteWow 67 gallons! We hope you are feeling better now.
ReplyDeleteRupert, good thing Ollie wasn't there or your pawsome yak woulda been 'cleaned' up long afore your woman woulda stepped in it!
ReplyDeleteround here we call that 'second breakfasts'
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
uuuuuuuurgh!! Why do we always have to step in it with our bare feet?!!!
ReplyDeleteTehehe, that cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar