Do you remember that we told you on Tuesday that our Mommy
worked her butt off neglected us this past week? Well, it gets worse!
Because now she has a sicky.
It's all Daddy's fault, really. He got a sinus infection from his spring allergies and somehow he passed it on to Mommy. Prolly kissing or something gross like that. So today we've been working our little paws to nubbins,
roasting her to death laying on her and making sure she stays nailed to the couch rests.
Mommy, are you sure you're typing what we're dictating?
Of course, dears.
Kitties, nursing is grueling work. Mommy is a bad patient. It makes us hungry. So it's a darn good thing that Mommy isn't too weak to feed us our cat treats!
Do you see the giant piles she gave us? That's because we're
feline swine such attentive nurses.
What's so funny, Mommy?
Nothing, sweeties. I was coughing, not laughing.
XX The Nurse Kats XX