Sorry tell you this Salem, but she is making fun of you. Be sure to poop on her pillow or her face tonight. Revenge is awesome!
Yeah. Well, Mao called me a dirigible...
Oh, Salem! She is being mean! Bomit on her ritzy gardening outfit and shoes.
Poor Salem! Do we see diet foodz in yer future?
Aw, Salem, you are the most beautiful orca kitty ever though!
We think that yer Mommy is makin fun of you too, Orca! Er, we mean "Salem". Sorry... (snicker)
Salem!Don't listen to your Mommy! You are beautiful!So Round, so firm, so fully packed!KissesKozmo
No it's not a whale! It's a kitty on the sticks :)Just kidding Salem, you are one of my favorites ♥
Salem, you will have to come back and let us know how you retaliated!
Oh NO she didn't write all this AWFUL stuff! I bet your Mommy was one of them mean girls that post nasty comments about people on her Facebook page, or she would have if they'd even HAD Facebook back when she was a girl. I guess they were prolly still writing with reeds on papyrus back then though, huh? You are DELECTABLE and TOOTHSOME and YOUNG, Salem, and your Mommy just can't handle her jealousy.Why don't you come live with ME??
::snicker:: oh no...no one is making fun of you Salem ::snicker:: no not at all ::snicker::MOL!!!! hahahaha
Awwww.... you don't look like that at all. You are so adorable!:)
Salem is sleek as a seal with that nice shiny coat!
All should be furgiven Salem just cuz that next-to-last pic is so stinking cute! Love those little cat feet and tocks all stretched out!
She is making fun of you but Mirsku says, keep those pictures coming! Those tocks are just awesome. And we think that maybe a whale practicing her breaching from on top of Mommy when she is trying to sleep and the oceans of the blankets and duvets really need discovering, would be suitable revenge.
Poor Salem! How could your Mummy make fun of you. :)lol
Wow~ Spitty's mum can be harsh! MOL! I think there's nuffing finer than cold tile on a tuxie tummie! Tell yer mum to get a life, Whales don't even come in black! Doesn't she watch Discovery Channel???DUH~!xoxoMs. Stella O'Houligan
Salem,I don't see any whale! Just a cute well endowed kitteh. Purrr,...meow!
You need me to show anyone the CLAW for making such remarks, my friend? Our mummy thinks you look perfect sized!
Aww, but I LOVE whales. And if you're an orca, it means you can eat pretty much whatever you want, including your pesky siblings. Here's things that have been found in the stomach of an orca, according to the internet:"Fishes, squids, seals, sea lions, walruses, birds, sea turtles, otters, penguins, cetaceans (both mysticete and odontocete), polar bears, reptiles, and even a moose -- they have all been found in the stomach contents of killer whales."You look like you might have a moose in there. A rare Vegas Moose.
Salem, I love your beautiful white stockings!
My mommy used to say fings like that about Admiral! Once when she was waking quickly down the hallway...the comments from mom were less than flattering. But that was when Admiral was young and plumpish. xoxoxo MOL
Awwww sweet Salem!! Whales are totally awesome and powerful and amazing and ever so mysterious! Just like you! Yay! Take carex
Yeah, but it's a cute whale!! ;)
big time. and i'm referring to your mom making fun of you and not your whale size blimpiness.
Poor Salem....we would like to say mom is sending sympathy, but we would have to get her to stop snickering first. Oh - and Ivy likes to sleep like that too - cracks mom up. :)
Salem, I'm embarrassed to say that my mom laughed, but I don't find it amusing at all. Probably because my mom would do the same thing.
Love the 2nd label to the post. It says it all. Maybe SHE should look at herself in the mirror!
M is laughing hyserically over here because she says that looks like me all spread out - only I have more white on my furs.
Moms can sometime makes fun of us, but I thin you look really comfy and very handsome in these photos:-)Hugs from Pernillexxx
*sigh* I just love your dorsal fin!
We could say you're not plump - you're fluffy - but you're not fluffy - I agree with Layla - you look like a sleek black seal.
Be careful that Salem doesn't hear you or he may develop kitty-dysmorphic issues!!!
FaRADaY: MOWZERS! LEast she never once used the "F" word (F-A-T). Daddy uses that on Maxwell & Allie ALL. THE. TIME. *snicker*
hahaha. anyway, every angle of you dear salem is hunky. you are so cute.emma and buster
You´re the most beautiful whale of the world!!!!
Oh Salem. You are a cute whale
Salem you are the tiniest, most delicate ,most feminine whale we have ever seen :pCome over to our blog and see the insults that have been flung at Malou today if you want to feel better!the critters in The Cottage xo
We think you are beautiful!!!!!
we are laughing with you not at you..too cute..love the outstretched tooties.)
There is just more of you to love Salem!!!Cats of wildcat woods
Oh now that's just plain rude!
How cruel!!! Doesn't your Mom know that whales are a PURRotected species? And that includes being PURRotected from ridicule!Just remember, Salem -- big is beautiful!
Aw, Salem, we think you look very cute. Your Mommy's just playing with you!
Whale I don't think tht is nice either!
Salem I should sue if I were you! You were obviously photoshopped ... or perhaps you actually swallowed Tiny Johnson!!!??
Salem I love watching the whales on animal tv that Mom turns on they are so strong in the water. Your Mom is really giving the ultimate compliment.
Salem my full figured furlfriend...first I 'resemble' the 'full figured' description...but remember, we are big boned, not chunky. Secondly, Salem, you can't let them get away with this type of exploitation of your beautimous body...think hard, think deep...then strike when they least expect it...keep me posted...paw pats for support Savannah
Yup, it seems she is making fun of your sensuous shapely figure. Most rude!
No worries Salem, you are in shape...cuz round is a shape!Mom says if Saku doesn't stop eating so much he's going to look just like you.Sasha, Sami, & Saku (Mom Eileen)
We are sure your mom means that as a compliment. Orcas are sleek and beautiful. We think you are absolutely perfect just as you are. We love your cute little dorsal fins...um, I mean "feets".
Ohhhh myyyyyyyy!! I sooooooo needed that today! That was priceless!!!
Salem...she might be making fun of you, but in a good way!! That sure made us LOL!!
Oh, Salem, I wouldn't pay too much attention to what Mom says. Have you SEEN some of her haute couture outfits!?
She is. But we love your butterfly kick legs. Hi from Pisi and Squeak!
Those little white legs all stretched out...squeeeeeeeee!
Awww, sweet Salem all we see is an adorable sweet kitty. We love the next to last picture with your legs all stretched out and those little foots turned up. Hugs and nose kisses
Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!