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and...*Angels Grayce, KonaKitty, and Sylvester* always loved, never forgotten




Monday, June 4, 2012

Rupert's Confession/Obsession

Kitties!

Hello, my name is Rupert, and I sniff butts.
It's been thirty minutes since I last inhaled.

I'm helpless to control my sniffing.
Actually, I don't went to stop.  How else am I gonna find out the poop on all the other cats around here?

It's only natural to sniff any bum that passes by. 
Who am I to fight Mother Nature?

Especially when your little brother has the most incredibly aromatic anus, ever. 
If I could bottle and sell this scent I'd be rich!  

CC:  I'd feel violated, but I really don't mind. 
Rupert takes care of the front end, too.


Happy Monday!

XX  Rupert & CC  XX

54 comments:

  1. Wait til yer Bein is around and form a butt-sniff circle. WHEN THE CAMERA IS NOT IN REACH! That'll drive them crazy fer MONTHS...

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  2. Rupert is the image of Audrey. She's a little more lady-like, though.

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  3. Uh, Rupert ::scuffs one paw over the other:: I know we've had our issues in the past, but I have to ask: Um, could you tell me, please, how Salem's butt smells? I imagine it must be simply DIVINE, but a first-hand (uh,-nose) report could provide me with fantasy material for months! Be a sport, RuPaul. Let's let bygones be bygones....

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  4. Not that there is anything wrong with that Rupert..

    at our house, Jack apparently has incredibly enticing Eau de Anal Glands.. when he lets them "go" he gets harassed with sniffers..

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  5. My bum seems to be in hot demand at our house. All the kittehz like to sniff me! I don't mind, but it drives mine Mommy crazy! It's ok Rupert, you're among furriends, here. xoxo

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  6. Um Rupert does yous have any DOG genes? The only butt sniffing in our house is done by the hairy slobbery sisters.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  7. I get slapped in the face around here every time I try that!

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  8. I bet you have a very discriminating nose...

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  9. Well, as long as you take care of the front end!

    Ha!

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  10. I love to sniff butts too ... mommy tells me i have a dirty nose ... and am very nosey ... hence I get a good nose scrub wayyyy to often from mommy.

    Pedro

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  11. Love the pictures. I give Spyro nose kisses, but I sniff his butt, too. You are not alone. Thank you so much for welcoming Oja to our family and coming to my birthday party. It's awesome to have so many friends come by.

    Herman

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  12. You can't fight nature Rupert. You sniff away and enjoy yourself :)xx

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  13. What's wrong with this ? These are the originals tweets.

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  14. Talk about being nosey... I'm glad I don't know any human with a similar craving.

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  15. Daddy balks every time I give Cosmo a butt sniff. Apparently, there's no need to get that close...he says.

    ....Ling

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  16. OK, we don't know if we're giggling because we're grossed out or what. Au is also a butt sniffer. some of you cats are weird!

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  17. must be a cat thing! lol Have a great day kitties.

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  18. Binga likes to sniff my butt and Boodie's... but only when she is getting ready for a smackdown. There is something wrong with that tortie.

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  19. Awwww lovely Rupert!! Bum sniffing is an art form and you've got it down to a tee! Yay for you and lucky CC! :-) Take care
    x

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  20. Tigger is a butt sniffer. Austin is usually the sniffee.

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  21. Personally, I do more than sniff! The Chans have the cleanest butts anywhere!

    Woofs,
    Tommy

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  22. Oh dear, I guess this is something that the boy kitties like to do huh? How do you keep your cute face so clean sniffing the . . . well . . . butts?

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  23. I'm glad to see you give equal opportunity to both ends, Rupert!

    We have plenty of butt-sniffing going on around here, too, so I've become rather immune to it.

    I guess some cats sniff butt more than others, though -- and you are indeed a champion butt-sniffer, Rupert!

    I imagine each butt has a distinctive scent -- something like wine. Hmmmmmm, fruity!

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  24. congratulations rupert. that may be the first time in history that the words 'aromatic' and 'anus' have been used in the same sentence.

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  25. Hey Rupert - you want some real fun? Try that on a tiny foster kitten - makes them jump like you wouldn't believe. MOL

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  26. Do you ever turn down the chance of a butt sniff Rupert?
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  27. I sniff Sissy's bottom to see if it is one of her stinky days. I make no apology--some of us kitties are "nosier" than others!

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  28. At least you own up to your addiction....

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  29. Hi...if you are serious about letting go of your tea-pot I would be happy to give it a new home. Thanks so much for the sweet offer. Let me know the shipping costs and I will get it to you asap.

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  30. RUPERT
    THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL ODD ABOUT YOUR OBSESSION. It is just your way of saying howdy...but IT MADE US CRACK UP!!
    Hugs Madi and Mom

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  31. Oh RUPERT! Admiral never said.....

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  32. Oh RUPERT! Admiral never said.....

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  33. As my mom reminds certain members of our little family, "That's dog behavior."

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  34. Awww you guys are so extra cute.

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  35. Hmmmmm, I think I will stick to whiffin windows!

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  36. MOL! Just MOL! We're speechless!

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  37. Meowm is LOL! She says she doesn't feel so bad now about how much some of us do this!

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  38. Awesomely accentuated alliteration!

    SO glad humans don't go around sniffing each others' butts.

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  39. Hahaha, Rupert, you are expert butt sniffer! I hope someday you can bottle the aromatic butt scent and sell it. I would love to but it though I'm not sure I will wear it :-) I wonder who has the sweetest scent!

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  40. Rupert, I hate to admit it, but I'm a butt-sniffer too. Is there a Butt-Sniffers Anonymous club??

    Ernie

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  41. Rupert admitting you have the problem is the first step to recovery!!!

    OMG I am dying laughing over here!

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  42. Do you realise how lucky you are to have such a big choice of butts to sniff Rupert? I only have Eric's to sniff.
    Ummm Sweet Pea..........?
    Flynn

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  43. aaahhhh so many butts to sniff..so little time..;)lol..I love the look on the cats faces when they sniff a butt and they look like it stinks..that is the funniest face ever...thanks for the giggle.;)

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  44. We don't let our mom see us sniffing one another's nether regions. She is easily grossed out! Silly woman.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku (Mom Eileen)

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  45. Rupert, you're just saying hello, right?

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  46. Thank goodness both ends are covered! Everyone needs balance in their lives.

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  47. Rupert you are a bit, well, different.

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  48. you Rupert my man...given that we share some genes as Russian Blues..I am committed to accepting your OCD about butt sniffing, especially CC's as he doesn't mind...in fact kind'a seems to like it 'cuz he gets a double wash...front and back..not bad actually

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  49. Awwwwww.....BLECH! I would think there are better things to smell, silly!

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  50. You would fit right in at our house, Rupert! There is always a whole lotta butt-sniffing going on here! Mom doesn't understand it either. "It's not like you all go outside or eat different foods," she says. We say, LET THE SNIFFING BEGIN!!!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!