Hello, my name is Rupert, and I sniff butts.
It's been thirty minutes since I last inhaled.
I'm helpless to control my sniffing.
Actually, I don't went to stop. How else am I gonna find out the poop on all the other cats around here?
It's only natural to sniff any bum that passes by.
Who am I to fight Mother Nature?
Especially when your little brother has the most incredibly aromatic anus, ever.
If I could bottle and sell this scent I'd be rich!
CC: I'd feel violated, but I really don't mind.
Rupert takes care of the front end, too.
XX Rupert & CC XX