Kitties!
May Ling here, with some disturbing developments to report.
Scouty may be on to something with his Stew Pot Conspiracy theories.
Because today Mommy started waving the cooking pincers around, measuring us up for Cod only know what nefarious purposes.
She pinced my tender middle!
I ran away.
She pinced Grayce!
Grayce stomped off in a huff.
She snuck up (do you detect a pattern here?) on Scouty.
Mommy: I pince your head! Bwahahahahaha!
Scouty figured if he ignored Mommy maybe she'd take a hint, and her pincers, and go away.
But NO!
She moved 'em closer...
...at which point Johnny moved in to save his buddy...
To Be Continued...
Happy Wednesday!
XX May Ling XX
Your humans are really weird...But you probably already knew that...
ReplyDeleteI think those pincers will probably mysteriously go missing....
ReplyDeleteLol, all I could look at was that tiny pink kitty bed that is waaaaayyyy too small for you Scouty :)
ReplyDeleteOh, noes! Has the hots finally got to your mommy?
ReplyDeleteHoly Cod! Scouty! Don't let them get that close! Though I know you are on full alert even if you appear to be resting, this can't be good. Get thee to the Sky Lounge, GO!
ReplyDeleteI'm purring for you,
MMM
Is mommy bleeding?
ReplyDeleteI think maybe she cooked that pigeon for you and now she's just being silly with the pincers.
ReplyDeleteNo?
Well then.....run for your lives!
Pincers pincers go away.....purrr...meow!
ReplyDeleteOMC, I think your human has gone off her rocker!!!
ReplyDeleteOr maybe I should say MORE off her rocker.
We think pincers are simply a sign of insanity - it's when the bbq skewers come out that you have got to RUN!
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, were the pincers big enough for Miss Salem ?
Heehee!! Kids in the Hall!!!
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I got it. What were those things called again?
ReplyDelete>^,v,^< <<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>
What the heck? Can't wait for the next episode!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you are being secretly measured up for new fluffy beds :)xx
ReplyDeleterun - run for you lives!
ReplyDeleteYay for Super Johnny to the rescue!! The Pincer is DOOMED!!! Take care
ReplyDeletex
Oh, it looks real spooky, and I want to know more about this:-)
ReplyDeleteHugs from Pernille
xxx
What??? A Cliffhanger!? Sheesh. . . I'm worried about your mommy running around with the pinchers. That's about as bad as my AAB running around with those reacher-grabber things.
ReplyDeletebe afraid. be very afraid.
ReplyDeleteOh Dear... we think a rescue operation may be in order...
ReplyDeleteIt's not a flab test is it ?
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Run, kitties, run!!!!
ReplyDeleteRun! Hide!
ReplyDeleteBut at least she doesn't poke you with a fork and say in true New England style, 'Put a fawk in it, it's done!' My mom does that to Russell sometimes and I think it's only a matter of time.
you are gonna just have to put the smacky on her until she backs off with those pincers and the stew pot...
ReplyDeleteOMC I will not let my mom read this...this is one thing she has never tried to taunt me with and she does not need to know about it.
ReplyDeleteMOL
Madi
I hate to mention this gang, but...RUN!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust when you start to let your guard down Scouty, look what your mommy does. Sheesh! You were right all along!
ReplyDeleteThose pincers CANNOT be good. Run for the hills, kittehs (or at least UTB)!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this???? A big mouth monster?????? Take care guys and girls!
ReplyDeleteBe careful. Your mom is sizing you guys up for something.
ReplyDeleteMy money's on Tiny Johnson... He could disassemble those suckers with one bite! Two, tops!
ReplyDeleteoh my cat! Just what IS your mother up to?!?
ReplyDeleteMOMMY BETTER NOT BE MEASURING YOU FOR THE STEW POT!!!! We will be foreced to teleport over and wreak some havoc upon her purrson!
ReplyDeleteSCOUTY, for goodness SAKES! GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a Hoot!! I think Scouty and Johnny were interested in those things. I so do like the way Scouty is ingoring you! Very cool cat!
ReplyDeleteThat Mommy of yours is a real sh*t disturber. Which is why I LOVE HER!!!
ReplyDeleteI am so impressed..Scouty, this is the woman you let snorgle your tummy just a few days ago..yet you are right there protecting your personal space as we cats deserve! Purrfect! And that Johnny!! What a bro'! I say you two get those stew pot thingys and use them on Mommy! MOLMOLMOL!!!!! JK MOMMY!!!
ReplyDeletewhat in the heck? Is it some primitive weight control method?
ReplyDeleteLOL!! These pincer photos are hilarious! Will Johnny save Scouty? I can't wait to see what's gonna happen next!
ReplyDeleteMay Ling you have the art of suspense and anticipation down pat!
ReplyDeletethe critters in The Cottage xo
OMC! What the heck is she doing with those things?? The suspense is killing us!!
ReplyDeleteOMC, we need those for portly Domino. Any Cancerians in your bunch?
ReplyDeleteHmm, I wonder what's going on...
ReplyDeleteMommeh better be careful--those pinchers may come back to get HER in the middle of the night!
ReplyDeleteThis might be a real concern fer US too. TBT has pincers JUST LIKE THOSE! And he uses them on FOOD. That HE cooks. And EATS!
ReplyDeleteKittie stew? I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteOh, my!!! Look out kitties you gotta keep clear of those pincers...they can't be a good thing touching you like that sure hope they don't pick you up. Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteOMC! Be scared Scouty, be very ascared!
ReplyDeleteTurn the lazers on her....quick!
ReplyDeleteHi, we popped over from Savannah's bloggie, those Pincers are in her house and now they are over in the UK! We've got a green one hanging around in our kitchen. Going to get Humom to take a photo for yooo all's to seeee.
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you
A very scaredy cat,
Alfie x